#Kuwdominion! What they say and tweet about Kuwda

And before we knew it,the year has come to an end,I can't thank you guys enough for all the love and support you've shown me and by extension my brothers through the course of this year and even since the inception of #kuwda I am very grateful.

The year has been a bitter-sweet one,plain-sailing on one part and a little bumpy on the other but all the experiences have made me a stronger individual.

A lot of amazeballs sent in their support and love for the blog in form of sending in what we hash-tagged #kuwdalove photos where they take a picture of them holding a placard with different inscriptions from #keepingupwithdadagiris to "I love keeping up with d adagiris" etc,all  showing their love for the blog,unfortunately,I lost most of the photos saved on my system which got destroyed during the raid on our house as explained in WHEN TROUBLE BREWS but I'd uploaded some on my facebook timeline so I decided to put it on here as a way of showing my gratitude to you all who sent in,especially those who sadly I can't put up your pictures on here because of the loss of the pictures as explained above

When trouble brews

"The times are hard,you have to come to terms with it...there are no jobs, eh! How could you as a woman be so not smart? You're a housewife who scaled down your thriving business for you to be a fulltime housewife,you husband is on a fixed salary,you had the first child,the second,the third,your husband's salary hasn't increased,then the fourth and then fifth child,on the same fixed salary,wouldn't you have started feeling the pinch?"

God made me beautiful

Forward- This is a sequel to I AM MAJ AND I AM MEE and the entire story has been made shorter to fit into one post and avoid a very lengthy piece,to fully digest this piece,I would recommend you listen to the songs  as you read

*Celine dion's Love me back to life playing in the background*

I was walking dead
Stuck inside my head
I couldn't get out
Turn the lights down
The voices inside so loud

Need a jump-start, catatonia
I couldn't feel,
I wish that I could disappear
The voices inside so real

But you stood by my side
Night after night, night after night.

You loved me back to life, life
From the coma.
The wait is over.
You loved me back to life, life
From the coma.
We lovers again tonight.
Back to life, back to life, back to life, back to life, yeah, yeah.

You woke me up, one touch and I felt alive
You loved me back to life,
Back to life, thought I died.
The voices inside so quiet.

But you stood by my side
Night after night, night after night.

You loved me back to life, life
From the coma.
The wait is over.
You loved me back to life, life
From the coma.
We lovers again tonight.

Strong hand, thick skin and an open heart
You saw through the pain, saw through the mask
You never gave up on me, yeah

Life, life
From the coma.
The wait is over.
You loved me back to life, life
From the coma.
We lovers again tonight

Back to life, back to life, back to life, back to life
Back to life, back to life, back to life, back to life yeah yeah

Made of butter?

Forward: This is a prequel to I AM MAJ AND I AM MEE,read,enjoy and do leave a comment and see! i debuted on the blog,lol,finally!

"Baby I've been complaining about my pregnancy discomfort to you and the inconveniences am going through and you don't seem perturbed in the slightest,this is so unfair and cruel of you!"

Mom spewed,engaging dad in a diatribe over the telephone who was in faraway kaduna on an educational course of 3 months.

"Oh yeah?! The pregnancy is causing you a lot of inconveniences? So what am I to do? Huh? Fly over cities to come hold your back or what?massage your swollen feet? Mtseew"

Dad retorted,totally getting Mom so incensed.

Hell hath no roar like an adam scorned 2

Let me start by saying if you get upset easily,especially at someone's foolishness and lack of taking a stand,you shouldn't read this.

My mom is an irrational woman whom no one seem to be able to please,one moment,she needs something and just as you are trying to get that sorted,she comes up with another demand,most probably outrageous than the last and when you try to explain to her how she has to be a little patient or compromise a little,she starts brewing drama and whining about how she has been denied to move ahead in life because everyone has been an enemy of progress,she's such a bitter woman all the time and you know what they say,when mom is happy,everyone is happy but when mommy is not happy...so she comes home and dumps her drama on me...well because am the calm one who tolerates everyone.

Hell hath no roar like an adam scorned 1

Family is overrated you would agree with me right? That picture perfect happiness,laughter,love,comfort and affection that supposedly characterizes a family is just blown out of all proportion...come down to earth and you will realise that there's a lot of drama inherent in family,it is just the way it is.

It was a chilly harmattan morning,my "little uncle" Kareem who is my mom's half-brother and just a year or two older than me who was staying with us for the time being had woken up early that morning and stealthily packed his stuffs,ready to leave for our hometown,he had met with Mom and gran ma (hereafter gran ma refers to mom's mom while Matriarch refers to dad's mom) and told them privately he was leaving but didn't tell aunt nina and aunt hubaida who were also staying with us for a while,this was serious because it was aunt nina who had invited Kareem to come from our hometown to be his "houseboy" so to speak,helping her with her laundry and other sundry chores as she was usually sick which to me was because she was quite OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder) about everything,she's such a cleany-bug about everything and to me,when you're antiseptic about everything,you fall sick often. Kareem packed his stuffs,bid me farewell,since he's more a friend
than an uncle and sneaked out and left for our hometown with not more than a thousand naira on him,he was that desperate to leave just because of these aunties of mine from hell!

The Tico Wedding

Whew! Finally,we were leaving our hometown after the annual family reunion,it was 8 am in the morning and we were putting our luggages in the car boot,we aren't so fond of the extended family anyway,so as usual,we were so glad it was all over and we could leave, the Matriarch hasn't forgiven Mom for the stunt she pulled over the exhumation (I hope the word is correct,lol) of our late dad as she kept shouting after mom as she walked towards the car saying how Mom is such a trainwreck and she regretted having her as a daughter-in-law,Mom didn't flinch or reply her,she just sashayed towards the car,holding her head tie and her huge purse,opened the door to the backseat and sat in there,slamming the door shut after her and almost hitting the Matriarch's hands whereupon she screamed,accusing mom of wanting to kill her,yet again,Mom didn't utter a word.

Karl,QT and Hamz bowed in greetings to the Matriarch,bidding her farewell while she acknowledged their greetings,she turned to face me and pointing at Mom,she asked me if I'd witnessed what my Mom did to her,I nodded,smiling wryly,I cheek-kissed her and told her I would talk to Mom

Unfinished business

FORWARD- This is the continuation of chrysalis.

Chrysalis- /kryselis/- A pupa,especially of a moth or butterfly enclosed in a firm case or cocoon at it's early stage of development

"When a body is sent back to earth in another body,as a young child,they have dreams and flashes of memory of their past lives but too young to comprehend or say exactly what they see. Whatever happened in their past lives affects what happens in their present lives,am sure you wonder how? I would tell you,it is quite simple, if someone was a good person in his previous life and died tragically or died without feeling fulfilled,they come back to earth and become successful,as a way of being paid back by God,but if the wealth gets into their head and they misbehave,they at their death are returned back to earth and they keep returning until they achieve a state of purity through their deeds and are then welcomed into God's arms"

I looked on,totally enamored with all the Marabout has said but still on the fence about the issue,he had tried to talk me to understand why we had to dig up our late dad's grave, we sat by the logs of burning fire outside,the chilly wind blowing softly,I pondered,thinking about meeting a supposed reincarnate of my late dad in the land of the living,it felt surreal

Happy new month amazeballs

Happy new month you all amazeballs,wishing you bless you all and prosper the works of your hands this last month of the year..wishing you a merry Christmas in advance..
Season Greetings from the Adagiri Family!

Chrysalis

The soul according to Buddhist adherents is usually described  as a butterfly emerging from a chrysalis...as it is said,butterflies are God's proof that there are second chances in life.

"A soul never really dies,only a body does...when it is too weak and old to continue it's journey on earth or suffers a terrible fate so intense and overwhelming that the body can't survive it,it leaves the body and goes to the afterlife,gets answers to questions about life and  life's issues and as a form of purifying the soul to achieve salvation,sent back in another form in a totally new body back to earth"

The haggardly dressed marabout with grey stubble and bald in the middle of his head with a dusty-white wrapper draped around one shoulder declared as he fiddled with his pagan objects on the ground,consisting of cowries,gold sand,some ancient coins etcetera,he looked up at dad's mom,the Adagiri matriarch and then suddenly,almost shouting,he asked her

"You've lost some sons in your lifetime,haven't you?"

Jamais vu 2

Jamais vu- /jamais vu/- A state of being unfamiliar with something you should be familiar with, the opposite is Deja vu.


Most men's knowledge of female sexual needs begins and ends within a general radius of a few centimetre on her anatomy. For the average brothers, "good sex" means a totally genitally-oriented experience and if "he" is enjoying it, well,then so is she, right?

Wrong! While many men come,their partners go- so to speak, listen on and discover what drives women to despair when it comes to sex,romance and bedroom etiquette.

Jamais vu 1

Jamais vu- /jamais vu/- A state of being unfamiliar with something you should be familiar with, the opposite is Deja vu.

Women are amazing beings created by God,delicate,beautiful and with a reservoir of inbuilt strenght  and as men,we find them to be sometimes complicated,amazing and downright shocking that you begin to ask yourself if when it comes to women,you sometimes find yourself in a state of jamais vu.

It is no longer news that the world is gradually recovering from recession and that I've been job hunting for a while now, so when my lovely brother QT announced to me that there was going to be an audition for an on air personality at Fleur FM in abuja,though,quite hesitant to go because I had thought about the idea of presenting on radio and the idea scared me a little,I agreed to go in order to challenge myself and prove to myself that I could tackle anything and take on the world.

"So is the audition going to be on air?"

Beards

It is not often that me and my brothers go to the barbershop together to have our haircut obviously because our hair growth differs and also when one is ready to have a shave or haircut,the other might not be ready,so when the occasion comes up where we all go to the barbershop,we always find it fun until this day.

Strolling into the barbing salon with my brothers who were engaged in a banter,we all greeted the man in charge as I quickly sat directly under the split airconditioner to cool down from the blistering heat I had to endure trekking down to the salon

"So how do you want it?" The barber asked Karl who was sitting on the executive,whirl-around chair,he dug his fingers into his wavy mop of lush black hair and turned to face us

"Should I chop it all off?" He asked with a dry grin

Hallow be thy name

Our father who hath in heaven
Hallow be thy name
Thy kingdom come
Thy will be done on earth
As it is in heaven...

The massive church bell chimed intermittently sending its sounds echoing through the city as a hymnal song of ave maria can be heard in the background

Ave maria,ave maria

Jason knelt in front of the blonde statue of the virgin mary,praying fervently and occasionally opening his eyes to see if no one was too close for comfort. When the time came for him to receive communion,he didn't move an inch because the activity requires the priest to dip his hand in a cup and put some  broken bread in everyone's mouth,he had always received communion but today,he chose not to, but why was he paranoid?

KUWDA MAILS

Hello amazeballs,I know I’ve been MIA for weeks now,am really really sorry, it’s due to circumstances beyond my control. It is heartwarming to note though that despite being away, you all still visit the blog EVERDAY, probably keeping tabs to see if I’ve posted a story,lol, am really humbled by those acts of yours, that you didn’t turn your back on kuwda during these trying times [abi no be trying times? Lol]

 Also,my inbox is always overflowing with mails you guys send in,queries,questions,prayers,I really wish I could just screen-grab all of these as am wont to do as proofs of the overflowing mails I get from you all amazeballs daily as obviously I can’t post all questions on here,I say, thank you, thank you, thank you. To break my silence abit and keep the blog busy, I’ve decided to post some questions and mails I’ve gotten from fans to also serve as acknowledgement of the mails and not seem like a conscious diss, you all know I love you all my vibrant, amazing amazeballs right? :}.

As expected, my head is burstling with lots of things to say concerning events and happenings in my family, ranging from the comical to mundane and to the outright scandalous… Ugghh! My family though [shakes heads], keeping fingers crossed. Anyway, straight to the mailbox now,shall we?

So far on Keeping Up With D Adagiris

Keeping up with d adagiris started in 2009/2010, it follows in the footsteps of the kardashians but at the beginning, chronicles the lives of 3 brothers, Maj, Qatari and Hamz who live with their widowed mom, going through life with its attendant challenges, highs and lows, lovelives and extended family troubles. Their late father,who came from a prominent home in his hometown and quite rich in his own right left them a house and family inheritance which their paternal grandmother and matriarch of the Adagiri dynasty has under control,not releasing it to the brothers and their vast number of cousins from the brothers' uncles who are also late, the matriarch dominating over her daughters-in-law lives.

Pills and Potions 2

The moment mom walked in,she looked around at the shabbily and hurriedly arranged apartment which she had left tastefully furnished earlier that morning, without saying a word,she walked up to the dining room and dropped her purse on the table which immediately swerved to one side on impact and her purse fell off,that was when she noticed one leg of the dining table is broken,add this to her figurines being smashed,tea cups,broken,kitchen door gashed in the middle,decorations around the house destroyed,our persian curtains torn down!

Wow!

Karl opened his mouth to explain but mom held up her hand for him to shut it,she calmly picked up her phone and called someone to come over with his "gadgets" as soon as possible,my brothers and I shared worried glances,wondering who "he" is that is coming with his "gadgets", what could this all mean? She turned to face Hamz,a concerned look creeping into her face,she moved quickly to his side,her high heels clucking along on the hard,glassy tiles. She squatted lady-like,one knee on the ground to protect her modesty,her hand rested on the cushion beside Hamz who was splayed on the sofa, felt his body temperature and asked if he is still in a lot of pains and also if he had taken medication,Hamz nodded saying yes he had and that the pain was now minimal,only stinging when he tries to move,she smiled wryly and patted him on the head telling him he would be fine, she turned to face me and asked if her food is ready,I nodded in the affirmative,she sighed and asked me to serve it and bring it on a tray to her room and with the thumping gait of an amazon,marched gracefully to her room while I quickly waltzed into the kitchen and followed her bearing a yummy lunch and quickly came back to tackle my brothers

Pills and Potions 1

When two strong men engage in a physical combat in a family apartment...properties around them suffer- Maj 2014


A shirtless Karl roared like an injured lion when he pushed an equally shirtless QT so hard and violently that it sent QT flying in the air,his hands frantically trying to find support mid-air as he went down, landed with a heavy thud on the dining table,his hands pushing off the ceramic tea cups placed in a stainless steel tray on the table which were sent flying in different direction as they went down, smashing on the floor and catapulting broken glasses everywhere, QT struggled up quickly,blood trickling down from a cut sustained from one of the broken cups that slit his skin,he didn't even seem to notice or feel a thing,his face flushed with fury,rushed at Karl,strangling him by his neck who in turn dealt him with a jaw breaking blow that sent his saliva shooting all over !


I screamed at both of them to stop fighting as they seemed intent at killing each other while I retreated back for fear of having my teeth smashed off,in the face of the deadly punches I see them throwing at each other totally blinded by rage, they won't grow back if I loose them.

I AM MAJ...AND I AM MEE

I am Maj...and I am Mee...a guy who is soft-spoken with with taut skin,light-chocolate and even complexion,dreamy eyes,perfectly shaped nose,angelina jolie-esque shaped pouty lips,high cheek bones and sultry looks...I shouldn't be complaining right?

*scoffs* I wish.


Another round of laughter crackled derisively in the sitting room downstairs,obviously the kind of laughter that tells you it is mocking someone. Loud and irritating tidal wave of giggles sweeping forth towards me,tsunami-like from the sitting room downstairs and distracting me so much I couldn't hear myself think,I just couldn't take it no more,I was busy in my room doing some research online on my laptop and also typing an episode of kuwda while Hamz and his gang of friends were busy in the sitting room trading girlfriend and sex stories of bitches they had used and dumped as I shook my head in pity,wondering that in a not too distant years back,they were just babies.

Happy new month of August

This is wishing you a month of wonderful, amazing and beneficial august visitors and ofcourse, an ebola-free month,hehe. Happy new month Amazeballs!

Coming up on Keeping Up With D Adagiris!

Grim

" There was something almost beautiful about the white ribbons tied to stakes as they fluttered in the wind; some sitting amid a sea of golden sand, others poking from clusters of yellow and dull-green wild grasses.

But then you saw that these were the most macabre of markings, each one representing the final landing place for hundreds of human beings slaughtered in the sky for this is the grimmest of graveyards. Here on the gentle rolling hills of eastern basra in iraq, beside an abandoned Shiite-era poultry farm, lay the innocent people whose lives were extinguished so suddenly in an explosion at 33,000 feet on a monday afternoon



It had been a long and slow day,nothing spectacular happened,the day just drifted slowly till evening when after preparing dinner,I set the table thereafter I sat in my favourite couch,drafting the next episode of kuwda while my brothers howler,jumping all over the place playing a game of football on playstation...


...Mom's car horn blared from the gate and soon after screeched to a halt in the compound,she jumped out and quickly dashed into the house and towards the toilet,saying she was so pressed and that Hamz and i should go and bring in the yams she bought from the car boot



"I came across a little girl, maybe four or five, her uncovered corpse in its cute red top and a jalababa beside some bushes,nearby was a pink and white stuffed toy bear, a big smile stuck incongruously on its felt face, alongside a Winnie the Pooh.

Ramadan

It's exactly one week to the commencement of fasting and am feeling jittery,unlike my heavily built brothers,am slim and once the fasting starts,I would only reduce to an american size zero,it bothered me, (God forgive me)when I hear jingles and infomercials on television and on radio announcing the arrival of the holy month,it bothered me even more when an excited mom announced to me that we go stock up on food supplies before prices of food stuff skyrocket in the market

Since we would be buying food stuffs in bulk and heavy lifting is required,that's what we have muscle buffs in the house for,so my brothers slipped on their tank tops and I did same,ready to get into the car with mom and onwards to the market

"Maj..what's this you wearing?" Hamz asked,looking at me rather icily

"What does it look like dummy? Something like what you wearing" I retorted

First impressions

Standing in front of the imposing edifice of Standex enterprises,i let out a petrified exhale,pulling nervously at my tie,whispering a silent prayer to God to help me scale through the interview successfully...yeah! I came for an interview

Two weeks back,my friend tuby sent me a link to a job vacancy at this blue chip company with headquarters in abuja, I'd hesitatingly clicked it after much pressure from my friend because I didn't think I stood a chance clinching the slot

"My cv isn't rich enough" I moaned "not when there are candidates out there with such impressive cvs,extra-curricular slash internship slash masters slash everything cool that would make you cringe on sight" I said heaving a sigh

"Just go ok! There's no harm in trying" he urged me,I nodded,telling him I will but knowing in my mind that I won't but somehow he gets to know if I haven't done what he wants me to do,he backs me into a corner and gets me to agree to swear with the name of God that I have done what he asked and he knows I don't joke with God,so I would confess I haven't,so remembering that,I decided to click the link and submit my cv

"They most probably won't call me anyway" I concluded,so I sent in my application letter and attached my cv without any hope of a response.

As the queen bee looses her eggs

"I need a very chilled bottle of water majeed...do you think you can get the lady over there to give you a bottle?"

Mom demanded earnestly,pointing towards a well dressed lady dragging a sack of chilled bottled water along, fanning herself with her hand then craning her neck across the table towards me,trying to get her voice above the loud blasts of music coming from massive speakers in the hall where the reception between aunty ibukun and her hubby was taking place

"Am seriously parched" she shouted

Aunty ibukun is the daughter of one of our neighbors,chief ogundayo and his wife who are far along already in age,aunty ibukun is one of mom's friends in the street,this happened when she started to coach me and Hamz at home some years back after her youth service corp as mom's busy schedule doesn't allow her to mix much with people on the street but we have high regards for the ogundayos and though she's marrying quite late since she finished her service and most of her younger siblings are already married,we were all glad she was finally tying the knots,though my brothers declined attending,saying they couldn't imagine following our mom to weddings at their age..well,I was her last resort,I grudgingly agreed..with thoughts of the delicious rice I would eat coursing my mind from what I'd seen them preparing in their compound the day before when mom and I went to greet them

For the love of brother 3

"So! That is Qatari's girlfriend?" Mom asked,turning on the faucet in the kitchen zinc,washing her hands

"Yes,that is her" I replied,looking around to ensure none of my brothers is within earshot,I moved closer to mom and whispered into my ears

"She's a bitch mom"

Mom turned to look at me,confused

"What's that?what's a bitch?"

I smiled,whispering again

"She sleeps around in school,not only that,she's in a hot dalliance with the HOD of her department" nodding my head with a pout in a gossipy manner,mom's hands went static In shock,her jaws falling to the grounds

"You knew this and were gushing over how pretty she looks and supporting her romance with your brother? Majeed?...." She expressed disappointedly,I opened my mouth to talk but she held her hand up for me to shut it,continuing

For the love of brother 2

Settled around the dining table having a breakfast of bread and tea with jam,we tucked in our food quietly,mom,dressed for work,took off her jacket and placed on the chair beside her,settled well into the chair and continued eating,I fumbled with my phone's keypad,typing noisily with one hand,feeding myself with the other hand,occasionally bursting in fits of laughter as I engaged friends in chat-versations and were cracking me up,mom gave me a look from the corner of her eyes and I promptly quieten down

I was taking the last sip of my hot heavily laced with milk tea when QT's phone vibrated on the table,buzzing silently,he picked up the phone and seeing who the caller was, displayed on the screen,quickly stood up and dashed for his room upstairs,we all shared glances and continued eating,I cleared my throat,stood up and cleared where I'd eaten,mom called me back and asked me to give thanks to God for the meal before leaving the table,

"My manners" I said,smiling, "Allihamdulilah" I said,taking my cup to the sink to wash,QT descended the stairs back to the dining area, declaring

"That was my girlfriend!"

For the love of brother 1

"Stylistics is the study and interpretation of texts in regard to their linguistic and tonal style. As a discipline, it links literary criticism to linguistics. It does not function as an autonomous domain on its own, but it can be applied to an understanding of literature and journalism as well as linguistics....do some more research on you own,we talk more about this course next week" Dr. Aderigbe finished his lecture with us

I yawned with gratitude,throwing my hands up,glad that the lecture was over,the class buzzing in a murmur,students closing books and chatting with coursemates,some discussing the course we'd just being taught,while others packed their stuffs and left the lecture theatre ,I fish out my phone from my bag, checking through to see the missed calls I've had and taking the profile off silent, I've had,two missed calls from mom and one from my best friend tuby

Whew! I sighed,looking around the hall for any sign of tuby

"He ought to be here for this lecture,where's this dude" I thought,feeling concerned,Dr. Aderibigbe isn't a lecturer to toy with,he takes his attendance very very seriously. I punched the buttons on my phone,dialing tuby's number to know where he is and why he missed the class, "its ringing" I whispered to myself

"HEY YOU!" Someone said behind me,I quickly turned around to see that it was tuby

Bills Bills Bills

Whoever says money doesn't buy happiness certainly doesn't know where to shop says feisty queen bee blair waldorf in gossip girl... my friend Dola would say "sure money can´t bring you happiness - like money and happiness could not go hand in hand. The longer version of the saying adds: "but it sure helps".



The morning on that wednesday started like every other day,exercises,breakfast and chilling at home,QT,Hamz and Karl were engaged in a banter in the living room while I was tidying up the kitchen,throwing out what's old and keeping the place inviting and clean,I wanted to get the work done fast and quickly shower as my body was getting sticky with sweat, making me uncomfortable,my blackberry placed on the kitchen shelf beeped continuously from friends and fans who needed my attention but I wanted to be done with chores before touching my phone so as not to rub it with grime and grease all over my hands.


"Mom left some money on the table for groceries" Karl said,walking towards to the tall refrigerator to pick a bottle of water,I looked up and sighed,wiping sweat and grease off my brow,nodding in response,taking deeply in the chill breeze that escaped from the refrigerator and letting out a deep exhale, "guess a spot of retail therapy would do a great good to my soul" I thought,going back to work with a pout,resenting my brothers for no show of support or even thank me for the work am doing.

Happy New Month

As we step into a new month of july,I pray the remaining months of the year bring hope,promise and fulfilment to you all...happy new month amazeballs

Coming up on Keeping Up With D Adagiris...

Adagiri Adams 3

ADAM- /a:dam/- noun -> the strong macho body of a homo sapien male


So here we are,ready to leave for Ghana,Uncle hameed suggested we pack just few clothes since we would only be gone for the weekend,but obviously,me being me,I packed a little more -everything,more boxers and briefs,cologne and anti-perspirant (no one appreciates seeing those unsightly sweat patches),batteries for my digital camera, my very big towel,sunshades to protect my peepers from the harsh rays of the rather infamous ghanaian sun,including some sunscreen,I don't want to come back home looking burnt ,yeah! You can roll your eyes all you want,going on a flight to a resort in ghana? Forget what awaits me there,this is pretty much a big deal for me,lol

Adagiri Adams 2

ADAM- /a:dam/- noun -> the strong macho body of a homo sapien male


10:45AM

*phone rings*

Maj- Hello?

Hameed- Hey Maj,its uncle hameed

Maj- Ahhhhh! Cousin of liiiife,hahaha! Oh my God,are you in the country now?

Hameed- Oh yes,am at the airport now but leaving for my business meeting,once am through,would be coming straight home

Maj- Ok bros! No problem,welcome!


Turning to my brothers excitedly,I announced the news to them and urged them to get to work,cleaning the house

I took the tv remote and turned off the tv

"What is your problem Maj? Why would you turn off the tv while someone else is watching"

Hamz barked! I looked around,totally taken aback

Adagiri Adams 1

ADAM- /a:dam/- noun -> the strong macho body of a homo sapien male


The more I think about the weekend ahead of me,the more I realise I'm embarking on a 48-hour exercise in how to be a human pinball-- so to speak. I'm travelling to the gold coast-ghana along with my brothers to a location few kilometers before accra called The Last Resort- a place so precariously and exquisitely balanced amidst plunging faces of rock,soaring cliffs and gut-wrenching ravines that one can only reach it via a 1.6m-wide suspension bridge across a 160m-deep ravine with a raging river in its depth


The resort contains a rope swing and the chance to raft some pretty great rapids but the highlight of the trip promises to be the canyoning, which involves climbing,abseiling,sliding and swimming through a series of waterfalls and gorges.

For hours on end,I've been juggling waves of anticipation and mild fear- wait wah! mild?,hell no,great fear about our itinerary that will comprise an array of aeriel activities which on the difficulty-intimidation scale,fall only short of being fired out of a cannon or parachuting into one's destination

I was here (an eulogy)

Press play!

* Beyonce's "I was here" playing softly from the theatre system,its aunt tania's remembrance day,you all remember aunt tania amazeballs? The sis who's always got mom's back and who died this month last year,yeah! It's a year already*


FLASHBACK

*over 20 years ago*

Mom- Hey darling

SIS- How are you big sis

MOM- Am ok,I just called you to inform you I just gave birth to a bouncing baby boy

SIS- OHHHHH MYYYY GOD! YAAAAAAAY! GOD! Am so excited right now,how are you feeling,how is my little nephew doing...!

MOM- (laughs) we are well,he's sleeping peacefully

SIS- Awww! How sweet,am still in the office right now,once I get home,I would inform alaysia and nina that the first grandchild of the family has been born! Yaaaay! (Mom laughs) and mama would be so happy,you gave her a male grandchild,what she never had, thank you sis

MOM- Aw! Common,thank God,I've informed mama already and she would be coming down here first thing tomorrow

SIS- ha ha ha,I trust her,don't worry sis,I would try and get permission from work for a few days and be there before the naming ceremony,me,alaysia and nina (the other siblings)....and tell baba born-boy that I say congrats and he should thank his thing ooo

(BOTH LAUGHS)

MOM- You silly thing,I have to go now,I see your nephew crying,I have to feed him

SIS- alright mama born-boy,go do your thing...bye dear

REALITY

What goes around...

"Again,I repeat...where are you guys coming from?"

Mom queried!

I looked down,brushing my foot against the dew laden mowed grass by the interlocked grounds of our parking lot,too embarrassed and guilt-stricken to look up at her...mom came close to us to perceive us and quickly moved back,spitting out...the stale smell of our cologne with sweat mixed with cigar smoke that had settled on us made her retch

"Goodness lord!"

She exclaimed,Hamz quickly sniffed himself as if to confirm if truly he was oozing,lol

"I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! YOU GUYS HAVE STARTED SMOKING? OH MY GOD,OH MY GOD.."

The week in hell 3

The loud bang outside seemed to have resounded in my head and resurrected the raging headache plaguing me since the sickness started,the mall vibrated at the impact of the earth-shaking sound,people screamed,calling on to God and all other deities they worship,seeking protection from them,calls were frantically made by the frightened shoppers locked in the mall with us

My brothers even with their macho bodies and larger than life attitude at home shook like jelly fish,I've never seen them so scared for their life like this ever before,It made me laugh but I can't say if any laughter escaped my lips with my entire system being paralysed by fear of the unknown but am pretty sure I felt like I did laugh

Then everywhere went silent,no sounds,no noise,no commotion,the wailing sound of police siren could be heard inside the mall,people clapped and heaved sighs of relief,soon afterwards,loud sounds of knocks on the door jolted everyone and calls for the door to be opened,the head staff of shoprite was quite hesitant,standing by the large door and asking who the people were and if they were indeed policemen,this elicited mixed reaction from the crowd,some saw the funny side of it while others just wanted to be free,claiming to be either asthmatic or claustrophobic

The week in hell 2

Driving into the car park of shoprite abuja,I had a bad feeling about the place,my heart beat started pounding fast and I sensed all wouldn't be well here,climbing down from the car,I told Hamz what I was feeling, "oh please maj....stop with such talks...you are only feeling that way because you are sick"

But I knew what I was feeling...I felt unsafe....and I was right

"AAAachhuum" I sneezed rather violently into my palms cupped over my face, "bless you!" Karl and QT said in unison, Hamz was busy eyeing up the entire sprawling mall,in his usual predatory manner,looking for "clean" babes as he puts it...walking past security,the automatic doors leading into the mall whooshed open letting out trapped mass of cold air,I inhaled in deeply,dipping my hands in my pocket...."AAAAachuuuum" another sneeze from me,"bless you" Karl said again,looking at me with a dry smile

The week in hell 1

I lay on my soft,expansive bed convalescing from a bout of malaria that had me so weak,drained of colour and irritant,I hate been sick...I mean who doesn't, that's when the most delicious meals are prepared and all your favourite meals laid before you,yet the aroma disgusts you, my brothers had been exceptionally sweet and caring during this time,tending to me when mom had gone to the office,I was really bowled over with all the affection they've showered on me,even though I suspected it was for ulterior motives...they aren't always this nice,let's face it, which brother shows their brother so much care when they are sick like they are doing? bringing me hot cup of tea heavily laced with milk,just the way I love it, placed on a tray,slices of bread on ceramic flat plates with a jar of honey by the side and a saucer containing peppered boiled salmon,right to my bed! I took sips of the hot tea,looking up to see their faces and throwing them suspicious glances...laughing out loud,Hamz said "oh don't worry dear brother,we didn't poison the food...you're safe" ,

#kuwdattention

So i told u guys that #kuwda has been receiving lotta attention lately and i promised to get you guys screen grabs of all this,so i've compiled some screen grabs for y'all so here they are

silicon beach,a renowned web analyzing company from America contacted me and were impressed with the blog and what we are doing and offered to do an overhaul of the blog and though we still have alot to do, they gave us quite a clean bill of health and praised its ranking and pageviews, on behalf of the Adagiri brothers,i say thank you so much,also whoever knew foreign celebs do keep up with us,lol,as you can see twitter screen grabs, brandon hilton RT tweets of #kuwda and favourites it also,he does this regularly....and ofcourse the sage sweetwater feature,its a foreign based blog,they feature #kuwda regularly, thanks so much and lastly,thanks to all fans who all retweet posts on twitter alerting all of updates on the blog,i can't munch all,thanks to all, y'all amazeballs......coming up is the #kuwdalove where fans and friend alike send in pics showing how much they love keeping up with d adagiris.....what happened was a fan from malaysia and i were engaging in a chat-versation and he sent in a pic of him having his 3kuwda fix in his office,i was so humbled by it and posted on FB asking fans to send in their #kuwdalove pics so if some of you aren't my FB,am sorry y'all just learning about it now,so it isn't late,just send your pics to abdulmajeed4real@yahoo.co.uk and it would be pasted on the blog..by #kuwdalove pics,it means show ur love for the blog by sending a pic of you holding a placard of the ashtag #kuwdalove #keepingupwithdadagiris etc or a pic of you reading the blog making sure the homepage is visible on the pic :)
expecting all your pics
one love
Maj

HAPPY NEW MONTH OF JUNE

Happy new month amazeballs,wishing you all God's blessings and I pray this month kick starts the beginning of unending happiness in your homes,I haven't been updating because recently, a renowned website analyst company silicon has been doing an overhaul of the website,so I had to chill to know what's up before I continue and I must say we try small despite having much work to be done and really flattered to have been recognized,we also got massive retweets on twitter and promotion by fans on their facebook walls ,pages and blogs promoting #kuwda so I had to pause and acknowledge this people,thanks so much to all these people,silicon group et all,thanks so much,screen grabs of all these would be posted soon,thanks so much for your patience,I've been inundated with mails from fans asking me to get on with the job and post stories,so coming up on Keeping up with d Adagiris

REVIEWS FROM FANS

Hello amazaballs,it's been a while,a lot has been happening in the Adagiri household,but I haven't updated because I needed to chill and see where current issues in the family ends,I figure I put you all through so much suspense. In the meantime,I've received so much review from fans telling me episodes they love most from the start of #kuwda after posting on FB to tell me their favourite episodes, I've had a good laugh going through some of them,for fans who might want to tell me their favourite episode,you can drop your comments in the comment section,so,below is some of the reviews I've gotten from you guys

EAT YOUR HEART OUT MAJ 2

We started gisting about school and he told me I was his inspiration for stepping up when he got to america as I made him feel terrible back then and what was his crime? For loving me as a brother,my face suddenly felt flushed with embarrassment and shock,he said it like that without flinching, "oohh Maj! I stepped up real good man,I even stopped loving and I can only thank you for that cos it upped my rep in the states man" he said in pure american twang,my mouth went dry,I blinked rapidly,trying to figure out what I could say to make the whole situation go away,I felt so bad, he smiled and said I don't have to feel awkward,patted me on the shoulder and asked me to come with him to show me his closet, "closet??" Did I hear that right?! Didn't realise men had closets,I tried to stand up but my limbs felt like those of an ant trying to lift the torso of a giant,I fell with a thud back on the soft kiss-shaped sofa,which I found un-manly for a man to have,he gave me a puzzled look and asked if I was alright,I smiled nervously and told him I was cool and manage to lift myself and follow him,in his closet which looked super cool,looking more like a male boutique,that's where it started

EAT YOUR HEART OUT MAJ 1

OH MY GOD! I exclaimed when I saw Omar exiting the arrival lounge of the Nnamdi azikiwe international airport in abuja from new jersey USA, I couldn't believe my eyes which had gone saucers at seeing him, we hugged as he carried me and swirled me around,obviously he has being gyming consistently as I didn't know where to place my hands to avoid looking like a couple as he swirled me around,his biceps squeezing against my tiny waist,as we both laughed heartily,exchanging pleasantries,my mind was bustling with so much questions to ask about his life after school amongst other stuffs. Omar was my best friend at a time in secondary school, back then as followers of #kuwda from the beginning are aware,I was a victim of bullying,I went through the darkest points of my life in secondary school but Omar was there for me,he came from a little above middle class family,his mom was separated from his dad who also happens to come from a prominent family in ilorin, kwara state, being an only child of the short-lived union,he wanted for nothing, he had all he ever wanted and more,his provision box contained 5 sets of all kinds of yummies you could imagine,

Meet the brothers

So after so much pressure from fans all over,I've decided to make an interview with the Adagiri brothers happen and since yours sincerely is one of them,I couldn't interview myself,so I got a pal and mutual friend of the brothers to do the interview. It wasn't easy getting QT,Hamz and Karl to agree to have this interview but whew! After much persuasion,they agreed,Shhhh! Such punks,lol,so here we go!


On the big burgundy leather sofa facing the huge plasma screen,Ridwan the interviewer sat with a sheet on his hand in which the questions are written,waiting patiently for my brothers,I stood by the stairs leading to the room upstairs,taping the floor slightly with my foot,waiting patiently for my brothers so we can start the interview. After a few minutes which to me seemed like forever,I called out to them as Karl and Hamz appeared,laughing heartily and descending the stairs in a rather tipsy manner but just drunk with laughter,"whoever knows what's making them laugh" I thought,shrugged and squeezing my lips at the corners to show my displeasure at keeping us waiting, Karl patted me on the shoulders and asked me to chill, then out came QT,bouncing and smiling,obviously the idea of an interview seems quite funny to all, we settled down and let the interview begin

Wrecking ball

A chinese proverb says "when you are set to take revenge,dig two graves"
  
       " I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL"
           I NEVER HIT SO HARD IN LOVE
     ALL I WANTED WAS TO BREAK UR WALLS
        ALL U EVER DID WAS..WRECK ME
            " YEAH U...U WRECKED ME"

I turned up the volume of the theatre system playing miley cyrus' wrecking ball to drown the moans of pleasure coming downstairs as Hamz was busy with his new GF upstairs

 "Ohhhh yeaaa! Hamza,ohhhh haaaaamza,yeah baby,u hitting the right spot"

The cover up 2

She stood by the door way,holding the door hinge n calling out on my brothers as I stood beside her,stretching my neck behind her to get a view of the room,mom turned back and I quickly got myself in order, "Maj, r u still here,before I loose my temper this early morning,u clear yourself out of my sight! What nonsense,do u think you're a kid?running around in your underwear" Mom barked,she was mid-sentence when I'd quickly turn to go when she called me back n asked where my brothers were,at that moment,lots of options of lies flashed through my mind but I have to be careful,mom didn't get to where she got to professionally being an idiot,she's very smart and can perceive lies when u utter one, "em..." Scratching my head "i think they went jogging" ,she took a good look at me,a rather condescending look but which says i-hope-for-ur-sake-u-are-right, cos obviously,my fussing over her n the distraction,she could sense I was trying to hide something and it wasn't my usual behavior to act that way,she nodded her head abit,sighed and left,I stood there,relaxing my back on the wall,as I prayed in my mind I hope I didn't fuck up
      It was 6:15 when my brothers called my line,I was wearing my long flowing jalamia and pinging on the praying mat,I let out a small groan,stood up and went downstairs to open the door for them. Reeking of cigarette smoke obviously from the condensed cigarette smoke in the club, stale sweat,mix of perfume,probably from hugging people and dancing with them ,I rubbed my nose to show they ooze,QT smiled n pretended to wanna slap me,I pushed his hands away as Karl and Hamz made signs towards Mom's room and lip synching,asking me if the coast was clear and all is super,I nodded my head in the negative,my brothers mouth went agape with horror, mouthing still,Hamz asked if they were in trouble,squeezing my mouth at the corners,I shook my head n went to the dining table to get a sheet of paper and pen and wrote all what had happened, Hamz had his hands on his head,stamping his feet but making sure it made no noise,QT had his hands on his chin like in a worried state,I just asked them to quickly go and change and shower,they thanked me,took off their shoes which let out a foul smell of smelly feet as they tiptoed upstairs,I shook my head and followed them upstairs to my room,unknown to us Mom had installed security cameras around the house and in the sitting room....actually we knew but we had totally forgotten we still had them,mom got them installed after we had a robbery attack some months back,fans from FB would recall. Brothers showered,prayed and look like they could use some sleep but Mom had called us on our respective lines to get to our house chore duties as it was weekend, Hamz approached me in the kitchen walking like he would drop any moment but I knew he was just acting,I knew what he wanted, "um maj brother,pls I know u have lots on ur plate already but would u b so nice to help me do mine,plssssssss" he said,I smiled and responded "so u don party,grabbed boobs,asses,gulped drinks,left me at home,that isn't enough *Hamz smiling* u want me to help u do ur chores,Hamz,u r MAAAD", he laughed out now and begged me,trying to make me see reason but I declined. We did our respective chores and breakfast of bread and tea with grilled salmon was ready,we sat to eat and mom cleared her throat as Karl forked a large chunk of fish to his mouth and QT was chewing and about to swallow when she asked "how was the party boys" OMG! Karl's fork dropped,QT choked on his food and my jaw dropped,but u might ask why we have no freedom to party and go clubbing,etc,its Mom oo and her ideals and policies,she doesn't allow us to do that or wear chain or jewelry (we do it secretly and only when going for parties) and even though we r in our early 20s,there are certain areas she vetoes and keeps us caged and because of religion's importance accorded parents and fact that she was the one who raised us single handedly,we find it hard to flagrantly disobey her, she continued, "so...Karl,QT,Hamz,how was the party?" Hamz gave me an icy look like I sold them out,it only changed when Mom faced me to tell me am also in trouble for trying to cover up for them, they kept stammering and mom told them she saw them on the feed from the security cams,they opened their mouth in surprise,totally forgotten we had those but shockingly,mom didn't chastise them,she simply nodded her head and digged in into her food,my brothers didn't know whether to be happy or still expecting mom's punishment.
       "Jeez,this is such a fuckup!" Hamz said walking into my room and hitting the bed in feigning rage,Karl and QT coming after him,QT falling on my expansive bed and Karl sitting on rug,I simply kept typing on my laptop,"my fans have been putting pressure on me to have an interview with my brothers,so am thinking we do it now" I said turning to look at my brothers, they laughed asking me if I would pay,Karl chipped in asking about our intended fashion venture just like the kardashian dash clothing line,QT roared with laughter,saying "have u read nigerian celeb news lately? Psquare is breaking up,what if we also break up,what would happen?" We all laughed but the thought stuck, could money or women ever separate me and my brothers? Only time would tell....KEEP UP

The cover up 1

"Maj,maj,maj,shhhhhh come here" Hamz whispered,pulling me by my collar as I walked barefooted climbing the stairs and walking through the corridor,in my pyjamas to my room,it was past 11pm and I was the last to leave the sitting room as I was watching E! News and thereafter true hollywood story on naomi campbell also on E!, Mom had retired to bed early. With a puzzled look on my face,I inquired why he needed me as I noticed he was well decked out in cool timberlands,cool jean trousers,NY face cap,blings n all,I was surprised and let out a dry smile,both pleased with his appearance but wondering why he was dressed like that at that time of the night,"what's this Hamz?! Why are u dressed like this? Where r u goin?" I bombarded him with questions, while he was yet to answer me as he fumbled with his blings and chains,clearing his throat to answer me,Karl and QT came into the room from the toilet,the smell of sweet cologne oozing forth from their body,also well dressed and obviously set to go out, seeing them,I squeezed my mouth in anger and demanded to know what was going on, "Thank God Hamz got to u before u enter ur room n sleep off, QT said but I quickly interjected "u r yet to tell me what's going on and why u r dressed like this at this time of the night", "yea yea,am coming to that,common man" QT snapped, he continued as Karl checked himself in the mirror on the corridor wall,checking his well coiffed hair, "well,we are going out...we r going clubbing,Karl has never clubbed here before so we decided to take him clubbing tonight,to give him the experience of nigerian clubbing,so we want u to cover for us and help open the door when we get back,we've spoken to musa,the gateman and all is set,whew' he said,rubbing his palms together,as he talked n fidgeting around,I could feel an overwhelming wave of anger rush through every pore of my body,I wanted to slap him just to make him stop, "Can u hear yourself talk? *mimicking QT* Karl has never clubbed here so we decided to take him clubbing tonight" so u guys felt u should tell me at the eleventh hour right?when u r set to leave and you guys party,while I cover ur asses,I can't belie...*Hamz cuts in* "shhhhh! Common lower ur voice maj,haba! Are u telling us u are upset we didn't tell u about this earlier?common,you are mumsi's sweetheart na and am sure u got ur beauty sleep to get to,*QT and Karl covered their mouths in muffled chuckles*we felt there was no reason to tell u cos we didn't think it was necessary,we felt we should just tell u now and u support us and help us and we leave, *patting me on the shoulder* common brother! Thanks ok? We gats go *turning to QT and Karl* "let's get going brothers", I stood transfixed on the spot,totally shocked at what my younger brother said to me and QT and Karl's response to it,their attitude,my mouth fell open,they knew something was wrong and I must be upset with how Hamz had spoken and their attitude,Karl came back to me,holding me by my shoulders,said "common maj,we r guys,am sure u know Hamz didn't mean it like that,he was just teasing u,we r sorry if we didn't tell u earlier,we needed someone to stay at home and ofcourse we need no prophet to tell us u would be the one to stay at home,besides don't u have your writeups on keeping up with d adagiris to get to?" He smiles as QT and Hamz laughed,quickly covering their mouths ,quieting down when they realised their laughter could wake Mom,I shook my head and pushed Karl's hands off my shoulders, "common maj darling" Karl said looking forlorn, I made to walk to my room,turned back and gave them a piece of my mind ," I can't believe u guys,for crying out loud,u r my brothers,how could u make such plans and didn't think u should tell me until when u guys were set to leave,I mean,who does that?now u stand here before me spitting trash,so am the one who ought to stay at home cos I don't know how to party,is that it?" I spurted wiping off a tear that welled up in my eye,"its no big deal" I continued, "I would cover up for u guys but trust me,I would make u guys pay for what you've done to me,", my brothers knew their action had totally gotten me upset as they didn't believe I would react the way I did but sincerely,I felt hurt that they didn't even tell me all day,they tried to reach for me and hold me but I quickly withdrew my hands before they would touch me,dashed into my room and shut the door, I heard QT asking Hamz and Karl not to beg me but leave me and that when they come back the next day,they would start begging me,jeez! Can u believe that? I stamped my feet in annoyance in my room,thinking I should alert mom but I thought of Karl...Hamz and QT might be idiots but Karl isn't born of my mom and i don't want him upsetting my mom and thinking she should make him leave before he gets out of her control,besides he was the only one who offered some form of grumpy apology,but I felt so bitter and angry about the whole thing,I took my phone and playing adele's "set fire to the rain",went into the shower to take my bath to chill,thereafter wiped my body dry and went to sleep. About a quarter to 1 am,I got a call from Karl to inform me they had just arrived at the club and wanted to let me know,I was so sleepy,I just managed to look at the time as I grimaced from the phone light hitting my sleepy eyes at close range and went back to sleep but I couldn't sleep comfortably as I sensed my bladder was full and I needed to release the urine, I thought,I won't get any sleep unless I stand up and go to the toilet,I lazily stood up and walking in the dark with the aid of my phone's torchlight,I went to the toilet and as the urine emptied from my scrotum,I felt an ease that was so soothing as I moaned over the relief it brought me. I thought I heard some noise from the sitting room,like the sound from the tv,I tried to remember if I turned off the tv or not the previous night and the thought of going downstairs to turn it off and climb back up made me fear at losing my sleep but it was something I had to do,I walked back to my bed,sat at the edge of the bed dozing,still thinking If I should sacrifice my sleep and go downstairs or just leave the huge plasma on and will it goodluck,as I contemplated what to do,yet so sleepy and dozing as the sleep got more intoxicating,I heard channels changing from one to another and I sprang up, "who could be in the parlour," I thought, I turned on the light as I quickly covered my eyes for a few seconds for my eyes to gradually get accostumed to the bright light,then I looked around for what I could pick and went to grab a cobweb broom and opening the door slowly,went downstairs to hit whoever the intruder it was that had the nerve to sit on our sofa clicking and changing channels and getting comfortable,as I descended the stairs slowly,I saw it was Mom, I rolled my eyes and sighed loudly,Mom turned back and asked what was wrong,I told her I wanted to be sure no intruder was in the house as I heard the tv from my room,she apologised and told me she couldn't sleep again and decided to come downstairs to watch tv,I asked her if all was well and she said she was fine,she smiled and told me I could go back to bed,I smiled back and bid her goodnight,as I climbed back upstairs,she asked me to wait for her to turn off the light and tv as she wanted to go back to her room,I waited for her and we held hands and went upstairs together,meanwhile outside the house,the wind was getting stronger as it seemed as if rain was about to fall,unfortunately either Hamz or QT left the window blinds open and the strong wind blowing up the curtains and scattering papers around in their room threw their room door wide open while mom and I were right at the front of the door on our way to our respective rooms, "OH MY GOD" I exclaimed as at that moment,it seemed as though everything went on slow motion as mom's head gradually turned,turning to look at the door flung open by the strong wind,I quickly jump to resque the situation,I rushed to the door and quickly locked it back,Mom shook her head,wondering why I would do that for them "u should have left it open and let mosquitoes have a nice feast on their bodies,such a loud bang and none of them wakes up to see what it is,what if it were armed robbers,God forbids," she hisses as I smiled nervously,joining in insulting them but adding that I just want to save mom the expense of taking any one of them to the clinic,we said our goodnights and locking the door to my room behind me,I heaved a loud sigh of relief, "that was close" I thought,shook my head and went to sleep.
        I couldn't go back to sleep so I just sat browsing through celeb gossip blogs and when I got tired of that, decided to download porns to watch,I fondled my manhood and really got engrossed with watching some really cool porns until I slept off,the videos playing over and over as I left the phone just by my head and slept off on the bed. I had no idea when day light broke but I know Mom woke me up and when I woke up,she looked intently at me face,her face stern and as I was "booting" from hours of sleep,I was also wondering why she was staring at me funny,she asked me if I was fully awake and I thought "here we go again,chastising me for not waking early enough to pray" instead she flashed my phone at my face, "PORN MAJEED! SERIOUSLY" instantly I was fully awake and stammering,my johnny still not fully recovered from its early morning hard on as I tried to stylishly tuck it between my thighs,mom won't believe its the usual male hard ons and not as a result of the porn,as I woke up and dashed for my kettle to do ablution,Mom came at me,pulled my ear and asked if I won't go and perform the cleansing bath before I pray, "....er but mom,I di..d..nt....I didn't release anything" I stammered, "ofcourse u didn't" she hissed loudly and demanded I go straight to the bathroom for the cleansing bath and while I was in the bathroom,I remembered my brothers weren't back from the club and I knew she would want to go into their room to wake them up for prayers, "OH MY GOD" I exclaimed as I ran out of the shower in my tiny briefs and out of my room to theirs to see if she hadn't gone in already,she was outside her room already performed her ablution to pray,she looked at me in briefs with my semi-hard on and my toothbrush in my foamy mouth and asked if I was well,"yesh" the yes came out that way as I stood,looking stupid,she hissed and called out," HAAAMZA,QATARI, AMIIIIR,TIME TO WAKE UP AND PRAY" she said,making her way to their room, "OH NO" I thought "what am I to do" I started dancing to distract her further and blocking her way to the room, "MAJ,ARE U SURE U R ALRIGHT" she asked sternly,pushed me off the way and opened the door....KEEP UP

Happy Easter

This is wishing everyone a happy easter celebration,jesus is the reason for the season,make his death and resurrection worth it,from all of us in the Adagiri family,Mom,QT,Karl,Hamz and my humble self Maj...even the Adagiri matriarch is waving from behind...lol...#kidding, we say happy easter celebrations,God bless!

Your mails

Hey amazeballs, thanks for all your messages which I've found inspiring,critiquing,funny etc,I receive so much messages every week its so much work going through them,so as the usual practice,I post some of the frequently asked questions and some other questions as I can manage to answer for all to see! For those who wanna reach me directly,the email is abdulmajeed4real@yahoo.co.uk or abdulmajeed4luv@gmail.com ,usually I take questions on facebook but whew! Its so much work taking questions on there,but those on my FB list can still ask their questions through FB. Thanks for ur love. Below are some of the questions I've received from fans and my responses...Love...Maj


Q- I love ur writeups maj,its really cool,truly seems like d male version of the kardashians,nothing overtly exaggerated,relatable and funny and most importantly, so nigerian,but I've been meaning to ask u,how do ur brothers feel about the whole writeup,don't they feel sorta exposed and open as u reveal all about your lives- Natalie A

A- Lol,thanks dear for the sweet compliments and as for my brothers,well,they find it trivial and unnecessary but nonetheless don't mind me writing about us,I love writing,so if it makes me happy,they r cool...aren't they just so sweet? :)

Q- Maj,ur writing is superb,am also a writer and am really impressed by ur talent,the descriptions are vivid,the stories are relatable and u make stories surrounding men fun to read,as we all know,guy stories aren't so much fun to read unless it has to do with crime stories,keep it up bro- Ibrahim O

A- Thanks ibrahim,am humbled,responses like these urges me on,am glad u find it entertaining,thanks.

Q- Wasup man! I really love ur stories,I've been following ur stories from facebook and ur move to blog is commendable,though I think ur posts on facebook has been more drama filled,interesting and suspense filled,ur stories on blog so far,though interesting,hasn't been jaw-dropping so far,wasup na,no shocking drama so far in d adagiri family? - Akawor D

A- Hahaha,Goodness me,u are so funny,so for ur own relaxation,u feast on our family drama for ur spot of entertainment,anyway,am glad we could entertain u, anyway as u know in every family,there r times when drama seems unending and there r times when everything seems calm,I guess its one of those times but u would agree with me the stories on blog have been quite d drama

Q- Hello man,I recently started reading ur posts and honestly I found them funny and ingenious,are ur stories true?- Bola F

A- Its a reality "show" in writing,so yes,most of it is true but a very little part in some cases r fiction and also parts where dates were written have been changed

Q- Maj,weldone,u really trying,but its about time u come up with a professional promotional pictures,plssssss! - Cynthia A

A- Aww! Thanks dear for ur concern,the real problem is getting my brothers to see this as beyond something trivial or just a hobby I would get over,they don't take me seriously

Q- I've followed ur writeups and I love it but don't u fear some unscrupulous individuals might wanna steal ur concepts and make into a movie?- Nathan J

A- Thanks man,I've thought about it and a lot of people have mailed me expressing same feelings but really I have a huge following and a lot of people can attest to it that this is my concept and thinking about it,its not something u can easily make into a movie cos movies have a beginning,conflict,climax n anti-climax,my stories are inter-twined and can only work for episodic viewing,nonetheless whoever steals it would only make me famous

Q- It is my prayer that u would become famous and rich through ur writeups,u r talented,u've developed in ur writing ways,u r superb - Afeez H

A- Thanks afeez,am grateful

Q- Hello deary,am nifemi and I love ur stories but I feel like u r lying,yelz,that's what I feel,if u want to prove me wrong,link me with ur brother Karl,I love him -Nifemi F

A- Hahaha,wow nifemi,why Karl and not me?lol,u funny,would let Karl know anyway n if he fancies u,he would contact u

Q- Nawao,u this guy sha,u r weird oo,puting ur family stories out as if its nothing,if I were ur brother,I for don kill u since- Isa K

A- hmmn,thank God u r not my brother, :)

Q- Slow and steady wins the race,so the saying goes,from a humble beginning on FB,uve gone on Blog,by God's grace u would go on tv,print books and all making huge sellers and blockbusters by the grace of God,ur enemies would see u rise to prominence in their life time,u really r trying man,I love ur piece- Henry C

A- Ameeeennnnn oooo,thanks bro


Q- What happens at the end of the whole show?the suspense is killing man- Bolaji O

A- lol,how am I suppose to know,its not a fictional write up that I know the end,its events as it happens n d suspense keeps u interested,thanks for ur love

Q- I love ur brothers physique,y don't u gym as well and shouldn't u conduct an interview with ur brothers for fans of #kuwda to atleast hear them speak,we fans hear d story through u,we should hear from them through an interview,lolz,what do u think- Bimpe M

A- hmmmmn,that's a good idea,would try and work on it n about physique,well I love me d way I am n also I think all of us gyming would make the brothers rather perfectionists,they should have a weak link,the odd one out,I love people who work out but I don't hv d time or energy,but ironically,am d cutest,aren't I? *winks*

Q- Who is the kim amongst u brothers?- Jide O

A- Hahaha! Ummmmn! I don't kno,I guess me,whew! Time to make a sextape,lolz

Q- Hey man,u need massive promotional duties oo,ur stuff is genius,u shd contact linda ikeji na- Jide L


A- Lol,I wouldn't mind if u can make it happen

Q- young man,I love ur piece,its really a nice concept but it has to be more controversial,more explicit,more thought-provoking and more comedic,I kno its reality but ur family is one crazy family,I would love to meet u guys- Mr Dan

A- Awww! Thanks Mister,am grateful


Q- I imagine ur blog generating so much traffic like linda does,I pray u get that and more,u deserve it,thanks for sharing ur talent with us- Maryam P

A- Thanks dear,am grateful and I say amen