"Maj,maj,maj,shhhhhh come here" Hamz whispered,pulling me by my collar as I walked barefooted climbing the stairs and walking through the corridor,in my pyjamas to my room,it was past 11pm and I was the last to leave the sitting room as I was watching E! News and thereafter true hollywood story on naomi campbell also on E!, Mom had retired to bed early. With a puzzled look on my face,I inquired why he needed me as I noticed he was well decked out in cool timberlands,cool jean trousers,NY face cap,blings n all,I was surprised and let out a dry smile,both pleased with his appearance but wondering why he was dressed like that at that time of the night,"what's this Hamz?! Why are u dressed like this? Where r u goin?" I bombarded him with questions, while he was yet to answer me as he fumbled with his blings and chains,clearing his throat to answer me,Karl and QT came into the room from the toilet,the smell of sweet cologne oozing forth from their body,also well dressed and obviously set to go out, seeing them,I squeezed my mouth in anger and demanded to know what was going on, "Thank God Hamz got to u before u enter ur room n sleep off, QT said but I quickly interjected "u r yet to tell me what's going on and why u r dressed like this at this time of the night", "yea yea,am coming to that,common man" QT snapped, he continued as Karl checked himself in the mirror on the corridor wall,checking his well coiffed hair, "well,we are going out...we r going clubbing,Karl has never clubbed here before so we decided to take him clubbing tonight,to give him the experience of nigerian clubbing,so we want u to cover for us and help open the door when we get back,we've spoken to musa,the gateman and all is set,whew' he said,rubbing his palms together,as he talked n fidgeting around,I could feel an overwhelming wave of anger rush through every pore of my body,I wanted to slap him just to make him stop, "Can u hear yourself talk? *mimicking QT* Karl has never clubbed here so we decided to take him clubbing tonight" so u guys felt u should tell me at the eleventh hour right?when u r set to leave and you guys party,while I cover ur asses,I can't belie...*Hamz cuts in* "shhhhh! Common lower ur voice maj,haba! Are u telling us u are upset we didn't tell u about this earlier?common,you are mumsi's sweetheart na and am sure u got ur beauty sleep to get to,*QT and Karl covered their mouths in muffled chuckles*we felt there was no reason to tell u cos we didn't think it was necessary,we felt we should just tell u now and u support us and help us and we leave, *patting me on the shoulder* common brother! Thanks ok? We gats go *turning to QT and Karl* "let's get going brothers", I stood transfixed on the spot,totally shocked at what my younger brother said to me and QT and Karl's response to it,their attitude,my mouth fell open,they knew something was wrong and I must be upset with how Hamz had spoken and their attitude,Karl came back to me,holding me by my shoulders,said "common maj,we r guys,am sure u know Hamz didn't mean it like that,he was just teasing u,we r sorry if we didn't tell u earlier,we needed someone to stay at home and ofcourse we need no prophet to tell us u would be the one to stay at home,besides don't u have your writeups on keeping up with d adagiris to get to?" He smiles as QT and Hamz laughed,quickly covering their mouths ,quieting down when they realised their laughter could wake Mom,I shook my head and pushed Karl's hands off my shoulders, "common maj darling" Karl said looking forlorn, I made to walk to my room,turned back and gave them a piece of my mind ," I can't believe u guys,for crying out loud,u r my brothers,how could u make such plans and didn't think u should tell me until when u guys were set to leave,I mean,who does that?now u stand here before me spitting trash,so am the one who ought to stay at home cos I don't know how to party,is that it?" I spurted wiping off a tear that welled up in my eye,"its no big deal" I continued, "I would cover up for u guys but trust me,I would make u guys pay for what you've done to me,", my brothers knew their action had totally gotten me upset as they didn't believe I would react the way I did but sincerely,I felt hurt that they didn't even tell me all day,they tried to reach for me and hold me but I quickly withdrew my hands before they would touch me,dashed into my room and shut the door, I heard QT asking Hamz and Karl not to beg me but leave me and that when they come back the next day,they would start begging me,jeez! Can u believe that? I stamped my feet in annoyance in my room,thinking I should alert mom but I thought of Karl...Hamz and QT might be idiots but Karl isn't born of my mom and i don't want him upsetting my mom and thinking she should make him leave before he gets out of her control,besides he was the only one who offered some form of grumpy apology,but I felt so bitter and angry about the whole thing,I took my phone and playing adele's "set fire to the rain",went into the shower to take my bath to chill,thereafter wiped my body dry and went to sleep. About a quarter to 1 am,I got a call from Karl to inform me they had just arrived at the club and wanted to let me know,I was so sleepy,I just managed to look at the time as I grimaced from the phone light hitting my sleepy eyes at close range and went back to sleep but I couldn't sleep comfortably as I sensed my bladder was full and I needed to release the urine, I thought,I won't get any sleep unless I stand up and go to the toilet,I lazily stood up and walking in the dark with the aid of my phone's torchlight,I went to the toilet and as the urine emptied from my scrotum,I felt an ease that was so soothing as I moaned over the relief it brought me. I thought I heard some noise from the sitting room,like the sound from the tv,I tried to remember if I turned off the tv or not the previous night and the thought of going downstairs to turn it off and climb back up made me fear at losing my sleep but it was something I had to do,I walked back to my bed,sat at the edge of the bed dozing,still thinking If I should sacrifice my sleep and go downstairs or just leave the huge plasma on and will it goodluck,as I contemplated what to do,yet so sleepy and dozing as the sleep got more intoxicating,I heard channels changing from one to another and I sprang up, "who could be in the parlour," I thought, I turned on the light as I quickly covered my eyes for a few seconds for my eyes to gradually get accostumed to the bright light,then I looked around for what I could pick and went to grab a cobweb broom and opening the door slowly,went downstairs to hit whoever the intruder it was that had the nerve to sit on our sofa clicking and changing channels and getting comfortable,as I descended the stairs slowly,I saw it was Mom, I rolled my eyes and sighed loudly,Mom turned back and asked what was wrong,I told her I wanted to be sure no intruder was in the house as I heard the tv from my room,she apologised and told me she couldn't sleep again and decided to come downstairs to watch tv,I asked her if all was well and she said she was fine,she smiled and told me I could go back to bed,I smiled back and bid her goodnight,as I climbed back upstairs,she asked me to wait for her to turn off the light and tv as she wanted to go back to her room,I waited for her and we held hands and went upstairs together,meanwhile outside the house,the wind was getting stronger as it seemed as if rain was about to fall,unfortunately either Hamz or QT left the window blinds open and the strong wind blowing up the curtains and scattering papers around in their room threw their room door wide open while mom and I were right at the front of the door on our way to our respective rooms, "OH MY GOD" I exclaimed as at that moment,it seemed as though everything went on slow motion as mom's head gradually turned,turning to look at the door flung open by the strong wind,I quickly jump to resque the situation,I rushed to the door and quickly locked it back,Mom shook her head,wondering why I would do that for them "u should have left it open and let mosquitoes have a nice feast on their bodies,such a loud bang and none of them wakes up to see what it is,what if it were armed robbers,God forbids," she hisses as I smiled nervously,joining in insulting them but adding that I just want to save mom the expense of taking any one of them to the clinic,we said our goodnights and locking the door to my room behind me,I heaved a loud sigh of relief, "that was close" I thought,shook my head and went to sleep.
I couldn't go back to sleep so I just sat browsing through celeb gossip blogs and when I got tired of that, decided to download porns to watch,I fondled my manhood and really got engrossed with watching some really cool porns until I slept off,the videos playing over and over as I left the phone just by my head and slept off on the bed. I had no idea when day light broke but I know Mom woke me up and when I woke up,she looked intently at me face,her face stern and as I was "booting" from hours of sleep,I was also wondering why she was staring at me funny,she asked me if I was fully awake and I thought "here we go again,chastising me for not waking early enough to pray" instead she flashed my phone at my face, "PORN MAJEED! SERIOUSLY" instantly I was fully awake and stammering,my johnny still not fully recovered from its early morning hard on as I tried to stylishly tuck it between my thighs,mom won't believe its the usual male hard ons and not as a result of the porn,as I woke up and dashed for my kettle to do ablution,Mom came at me,pulled my ear and asked if I won't go and perform the cleansing bath before I pray, "....er but mom,I di..d..nt....I didn't release anything" I stammered, "ofcourse u didn't" she hissed loudly and demanded I go straight to the bathroom for the cleansing bath and while I was in the bathroom,I remembered my brothers weren't back from the club and I knew she would want to go into their room to wake them up for prayers, "OH MY GOD" I exclaimed as I ran out of the shower in my tiny briefs and out of my room to theirs to see if she hadn't gone in already,she was outside her room already performed her ablution to pray,she looked at me in briefs with my semi-hard on and my toothbrush in my foamy mouth and asked if I was well,"yesh" the yes came out that way as I stood,looking stupid,she hissed and called out," HAAAMZA,QATARI, AMIIIIR,TIME TO WAKE UP AND PRAY" she said,making her way to their room, "OH NO" I thought "what am I to do" I started dancing to distract her further and blocking her way to the room, "MAJ,ARE U SURE U R ALRIGHT" she asked sternly,pushed me off the way and opened the door....KEEP UP
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