HAPPY NEW MONTH OF JUNE

Happy new month amazeballs,wishing you all God's blessings and I pray this month kick starts the beginning of unending happiness in your homes,I haven't been updating because recently, a renowned website analyst company silicon has been doing an overhaul of the website,so I had to chill to know what's up before I continue and I must say we try small despite having much work to be done and really flattered to have been recognized,we also got massive retweets on twitter and promotion by fans on their facebook walls ,pages and blogs promoting #kuwda so I had to pause and acknowledge this people,thanks so much to all these people,silicon group et all,thanks so much,screen grabs of all these would be posted soon,thanks so much for your patience,I've been inundated with mails from fans asking me to get on with the job and post stories,so coming up on Keeping up with d Adagiris

REVIEWS FROM FANS

Hello amazaballs,it's been a while,a lot has been happening in the Adagiri household,but I haven't updated because I needed to chill and see where current issues in the family ends,I figure I put you all through so much suspense. In the meantime,I've received so much review from fans telling me episodes they love most from the start of #kuwda after posting on FB to tell me their favourite episodes, I've had a good laugh going through some of them,for fans who might want to tell me their favourite episode,you can drop your comments in the comment section,so,below is some of the reviews I've gotten from you guys

EAT YOUR HEART OUT MAJ 2

We started gisting about school and he told me I was his inspiration for stepping up when he got to america as I made him feel terrible back then and what was his crime? For loving me as a brother,my face suddenly felt flushed with embarrassment and shock,he said it like that without flinching, "oohh Maj! I stepped up real good man,I even stopped loving and I can only thank you for that cos it upped my rep in the states man" he said in pure american twang,my mouth went dry,I blinked rapidly,trying to figure out what I could say to make the whole situation go away,I felt so bad, he smiled and said I don't have to feel awkward,patted me on the shoulder and asked me to come with him to show me his closet, "closet??" Did I hear that right?! Didn't realise men had closets,I tried to stand up but my limbs felt like those of an ant trying to lift the torso of a giant,I fell with a thud back on the soft kiss-shaped sofa,which I found un-manly for a man to have,he gave me a puzzled look and asked if I was alright,I smiled nervously and told him I was cool and manage to lift myself and follow him,in his closet which looked super cool,looking more like a male boutique,that's where it started

EAT YOUR HEART OUT MAJ 1

OH MY GOD! I exclaimed when I saw Omar exiting the arrival lounge of the Nnamdi azikiwe international airport in abuja from new jersey USA, I couldn't believe my eyes which had gone saucers at seeing him, we hugged as he carried me and swirled me around,obviously he has being gyming consistently as I didn't know where to place my hands to avoid looking like a couple as he swirled me around,his biceps squeezing against my tiny waist,as we both laughed heartily,exchanging pleasantries,my mind was bustling with so much questions to ask about his life after school amongst other stuffs. Omar was my best friend at a time in secondary school, back then as followers of #kuwda from the beginning are aware,I was a victim of bullying,I went through the darkest points of my life in secondary school but Omar was there for me,he came from a little above middle class family,his mom was separated from his dad who also happens to come from a prominent family in ilorin, kwara state, being an only child of the short-lived union,he wanted for nothing, he had all he ever wanted and more,his provision box contained 5 sets of all kinds of yummies you could imagine,

Meet the brothers

So after so much pressure from fans all over,I've decided to make an interview with the Adagiri brothers happen and since yours sincerely is one of them,I couldn't interview myself,so I got a pal and mutual friend of the brothers to do the interview. It wasn't easy getting QT,Hamz and Karl to agree to have this interview but whew! After much persuasion,they agreed,Shhhh! Such punks,lol,so here we go!


On the big burgundy leather sofa facing the huge plasma screen,Ridwan the interviewer sat with a sheet on his hand in which the questions are written,waiting patiently for my brothers,I stood by the stairs leading to the room upstairs,taping the floor slightly with my foot,waiting patiently for my brothers so we can start the interview. After a few minutes which to me seemed like forever,I called out to them as Karl and Hamz appeared,laughing heartily and descending the stairs in a rather tipsy manner but just drunk with laughter,"whoever knows what's making them laugh" I thought,shrugged and squeezing my lips at the corners to show my displeasure at keeping us waiting, Karl patted me on the shoulders and asked me to chill, then out came QT,bouncing and smiling,obviously the idea of an interview seems quite funny to all, we settled down and let the interview begin

Wrecking ball

A chinese proverb says "when you are set to take revenge,dig two graves"
  
       " I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL"
           I NEVER HIT SO HARD IN LOVE
     ALL I WANTED WAS TO BREAK UR WALLS
        ALL U EVER DID WAS..WRECK ME
            " YEAH U...U WRECKED ME"

I turned up the volume of the theatre system playing miley cyrus' wrecking ball to drown the moans of pleasure coming downstairs as Hamz was busy with his new GF upstairs

 "Ohhhh yeaaa! Hamza,ohhhh haaaaamza,yeah baby,u hitting the right spot"

The cover up 2

She stood by the door way,holding the door hinge n calling out on my brothers as I stood beside her,stretching my neck behind her to get a view of the room,mom turned back and I quickly got myself in order, "Maj, r u still here,before I loose my temper this early morning,u clear yourself out of my sight! What nonsense,do u think you're a kid?running around in your underwear" Mom barked,she was mid-sentence when I'd quickly turn to go when she called me back n asked where my brothers were,at that moment,lots of options of lies flashed through my mind but I have to be careful,mom didn't get to where she got to professionally being an idiot,she's very smart and can perceive lies when u utter one, "em..." Scratching my head "i think they went jogging" ,she took a good look at me,a rather condescending look but which says i-hope-for-ur-sake-u-are-right, cos obviously,my fussing over her n the distraction,she could sense I was trying to hide something and it wasn't my usual behavior to act that way,she nodded her head abit,sighed and left,I stood there,relaxing my back on the wall,as I prayed in my mind I hope I didn't fuck up
      It was 6:15 when my brothers called my line,I was wearing my long flowing jalamia and pinging on the praying mat,I let out a small groan,stood up and went downstairs to open the door for them. Reeking of cigarette smoke obviously from the condensed cigarette smoke in the club, stale sweat,mix of perfume,probably from hugging people and dancing with them ,I rubbed my nose to show they ooze,QT smiled n pretended to wanna slap me,I pushed his hands away as Karl and Hamz made signs towards Mom's room and lip synching,asking me if the coast was clear and all is super,I nodded my head in the negative,my brothers mouth went agape with horror, mouthing still,Hamz asked if they were in trouble,squeezing my mouth at the corners,I shook my head n went to the dining table to get a sheet of paper and pen and wrote all what had happened, Hamz had his hands on his head,stamping his feet but making sure it made no noise,QT had his hands on his chin like in a worried state,I just asked them to quickly go and change and shower,they thanked me,took off their shoes which let out a foul smell of smelly feet as they tiptoed upstairs,I shook my head and followed them upstairs to my room,unknown to us Mom had installed security cameras around the house and in the sitting room....actually we knew but we had totally forgotten we still had them,mom got them installed after we had a robbery attack some months back,fans from FB would recall. Brothers showered,prayed and look like they could use some sleep but Mom had called us on our respective lines to get to our house chore duties as it was weekend, Hamz approached me in the kitchen walking like he would drop any moment but I knew he was just acting,I knew what he wanted, "um maj brother,pls I know u have lots on ur plate already but would u b so nice to help me do mine,plssssssss" he said,I smiled and responded "so u don party,grabbed boobs,asses,gulped drinks,left me at home,that isn't enough *Hamz smiling* u want me to help u do ur chores,Hamz,u r MAAAD", he laughed out now and begged me,trying to make me see reason but I declined. We did our respective chores and breakfast of bread and tea with grilled salmon was ready,we sat to eat and mom cleared her throat as Karl forked a large chunk of fish to his mouth and QT was chewing and about to swallow when she asked "how was the party boys" OMG! Karl's fork dropped,QT choked on his food and my jaw dropped,but u might ask why we have no freedom to party and go clubbing,etc,its Mom oo and her ideals and policies,she doesn't allow us to do that or wear chain or jewelry (we do it secretly and only when going for parties) and even though we r in our early 20s,there are certain areas she vetoes and keeps us caged and because of religion's importance accorded parents and fact that she was the one who raised us single handedly,we find it hard to flagrantly disobey her, she continued, "so...Karl,QT,Hamz,how was the party?" Hamz gave me an icy look like I sold them out,it only changed when Mom faced me to tell me am also in trouble for trying to cover up for them, they kept stammering and mom told them she saw them on the feed from the security cams,they opened their mouth in surprise,totally forgotten we had those but shockingly,mom didn't chastise them,she simply nodded her head and digged in into her food,my brothers didn't know whether to be happy or still expecting mom's punishment.
       "Jeez,this is such a fuckup!" Hamz said walking into my room and hitting the bed in feigning rage,Karl and QT coming after him,QT falling on my expansive bed and Karl sitting on rug,I simply kept typing on my laptop,"my fans have been putting pressure on me to have an interview with my brothers,so am thinking we do it now" I said turning to look at my brothers, they laughed asking me if I would pay,Karl chipped in asking about our intended fashion venture just like the kardashian dash clothing line,QT roared with laughter,saying "have u read nigerian celeb news lately? Psquare is breaking up,what if we also break up,what would happen?" We all laughed but the thought stuck, could money or women ever separate me and my brothers? Only time would tell....KEEP UP

The cover up 1

"Maj,maj,maj,shhhhhh come here" Hamz whispered,pulling me by my collar as I walked barefooted climbing the stairs and walking through the corridor,in my pyjamas to my room,it was past 11pm and I was the last to leave the sitting room as I was watching E! News and thereafter true hollywood story on naomi campbell also on E!, Mom had retired to bed early. With a puzzled look on my face,I inquired why he needed me as I noticed he was well decked out in cool timberlands,cool jean trousers,NY face cap,blings n all,I was surprised and let out a dry smile,both pleased with his appearance but wondering why he was dressed like that at that time of the night,"what's this Hamz?! Why are u dressed like this? Where r u goin?" I bombarded him with questions, while he was yet to answer me as he fumbled with his blings and chains,clearing his throat to answer me,Karl and QT came into the room from the toilet,the smell of sweet cologne oozing forth from their body,also well dressed and obviously set to go out, seeing them,I squeezed my mouth in anger and demanded to know what was going on, "Thank God Hamz got to u before u enter ur room n sleep off, QT said but I quickly interjected "u r yet to tell me what's going on and why u r dressed like this at this time of the night", "yea yea,am coming to that,common man" QT snapped, he continued as Karl checked himself in the mirror on the corridor wall,checking his well coiffed hair, "well,we are going out...we r going clubbing,Karl has never clubbed here before so we decided to take him clubbing tonight,to give him the experience of nigerian clubbing,so we want u to cover for us and help open the door when we get back,we've spoken to musa,the gateman and all is set,whew' he said,rubbing his palms together,as he talked n fidgeting around,I could feel an overwhelming wave of anger rush through every pore of my body,I wanted to slap him just to make him stop, "Can u hear yourself talk? *mimicking QT* Karl has never clubbed here so we decided to take him clubbing tonight" so u guys felt u should tell me at the eleventh hour right?when u r set to leave and you guys party,while I cover ur asses,I can't belie...*Hamz cuts in* "shhhhh! Common lower ur voice maj,haba! Are u telling us u are upset we didn't tell u about this earlier?common,you are mumsi's sweetheart na and am sure u got ur beauty sleep to get to,*QT and Karl covered their mouths in muffled chuckles*we felt there was no reason to tell u cos we didn't think it was necessary,we felt we should just tell u now and u support us and help us and we leave, *patting me on the shoulder* common brother! Thanks ok? We gats go *turning to QT and Karl* "let's get going brothers", I stood transfixed on the spot,totally shocked at what my younger brother said to me and QT and Karl's response to it,their attitude,my mouth fell open,they knew something was wrong and I must be upset with how Hamz had spoken and their attitude,Karl came back to me,holding me by my shoulders,said "common maj,we r guys,am sure u know Hamz didn't mean it like that,he was just teasing u,we r sorry if we didn't tell u earlier,we needed someone to stay at home and ofcourse we need no prophet to tell us u would be the one to stay at home,besides don't u have your writeups on keeping up with d adagiris to get to?" He smiles as QT and Hamz laughed,quickly covering their mouths ,quieting down when they realised their laughter could wake Mom,I shook my head and pushed Karl's hands off my shoulders, "common maj darling" Karl said looking forlorn, I made to walk to my room,turned back and gave them a piece of my mind ," I can't believe u guys,for crying out loud,u r my brothers,how could u make such plans and didn't think u should tell me until when u guys were set to leave,I mean,who does that?now u stand here before me spitting trash,so am the one who ought to stay at home cos I don't know how to party,is that it?" I spurted wiping off a tear that welled up in my eye,"its no big deal" I continued, "I would cover up for u guys but trust me,I would make u guys pay for what you've done to me,", my brothers knew their action had totally gotten me upset as they didn't believe I would react the way I did but sincerely,I felt hurt that they didn't even tell me all day,they tried to reach for me and hold me but I quickly withdrew my hands before they would touch me,dashed into my room and shut the door, I heard QT asking Hamz and Karl not to beg me but leave me and that when they come back the next day,they would start begging me,jeez! Can u believe that? I stamped my feet in annoyance in my room,thinking I should alert mom but I thought of Karl...Hamz and QT might be idiots but Karl isn't born of my mom and i don't want him upsetting my mom and thinking she should make him leave before he gets out of her control,besides he was the only one who offered some form of grumpy apology,but I felt so bitter and angry about the whole thing,I took my phone and playing adele's "set fire to the rain",went into the shower to take my bath to chill,thereafter wiped my body dry and went to sleep. About a quarter to 1 am,I got a call from Karl to inform me they had just arrived at the club and wanted to let me know,I was so sleepy,I just managed to look at the time as I grimaced from the phone light hitting my sleepy eyes at close range and went back to sleep but I couldn't sleep comfortably as I sensed my bladder was full and I needed to release the urine, I thought,I won't get any sleep unless I stand up and go to the toilet,I lazily stood up and walking in the dark with the aid of my phone's torchlight,I went to the toilet and as the urine emptied from my scrotum,I felt an ease that was so soothing as I moaned over the relief it brought me. I thought I heard some noise from the sitting room,like the sound from the tv,I tried to remember if I turned off the tv or not the previous night and the thought of going downstairs to turn it off and climb back up made me fear at losing my sleep but it was something I had to do,I walked back to my bed,sat at the edge of the bed dozing,still thinking If I should sacrifice my sleep and go downstairs or just leave the huge plasma on and will it goodluck,as I contemplated what to do,yet so sleepy and dozing as the sleep got more intoxicating,I heard channels changing from one to another and I sprang up, "who could be in the parlour," I thought, I turned on the light as I quickly covered my eyes for a few seconds for my eyes to gradually get accostumed to the bright light,then I looked around for what I could pick and went to grab a cobweb broom and opening the door slowly,went downstairs to hit whoever the intruder it was that had the nerve to sit on our sofa clicking and changing channels and getting comfortable,as I descended the stairs slowly,I saw it was Mom, I rolled my eyes and sighed loudly,Mom turned back and asked what was wrong,I told her I wanted to be sure no intruder was in the house as I heard the tv from my room,she apologised and told me she couldn't sleep again and decided to come downstairs to watch tv,I asked her if all was well and she said she was fine,she smiled and told me I could go back to bed,I smiled back and bid her goodnight,as I climbed back upstairs,she asked me to wait for her to turn off the light and tv as she wanted to go back to her room,I waited for her and we held hands and went upstairs together,meanwhile outside the house,the wind was getting stronger as it seemed as if rain was about to fall,unfortunately either Hamz or QT left the window blinds open and the strong wind blowing up the curtains and scattering papers around in their room threw their room door wide open while mom and I were right at the front of the door on our way to our respective rooms, "OH MY GOD" I exclaimed as at that moment,it seemed as though everything went on slow motion as mom's head gradually turned,turning to look at the door flung open by the strong wind,I quickly jump to resque the situation,I rushed to the door and quickly locked it back,Mom shook her head,wondering why I would do that for them "u should have left it open and let mosquitoes have a nice feast on their bodies,such a loud bang and none of them wakes up to see what it is,what if it were armed robbers,God forbids," she hisses as I smiled nervously,joining in insulting them but adding that I just want to save mom the expense of taking any one of them to the clinic,we said our goodnights and locking the door to my room behind me,I heaved a loud sigh of relief, "that was close" I thought,shook my head and went to sleep.
        I couldn't go back to sleep so I just sat browsing through celeb gossip blogs and when I got tired of that, decided to download porns to watch,I fondled my manhood and really got engrossed with watching some really cool porns until I slept off,the videos playing over and over as I left the phone just by my head and slept off on the bed. I had no idea when day light broke but I know Mom woke me up and when I woke up,she looked intently at me face,her face stern and as I was "booting" from hours of sleep,I was also wondering why she was staring at me funny,she asked me if I was fully awake and I thought "here we go again,chastising me for not waking early enough to pray" instead she flashed my phone at my face, "PORN MAJEED! SERIOUSLY" instantly I was fully awake and stammering,my johnny still not fully recovered from its early morning hard on as I tried to stylishly tuck it between my thighs,mom won't believe its the usual male hard ons and not as a result of the porn,as I woke up and dashed for my kettle to do ablution,Mom came at me,pulled my ear and asked if I won't go and perform the cleansing bath before I pray, "....er but mom,I di..d..nt....I didn't release anything" I stammered, "ofcourse u didn't" she hissed loudly and demanded I go straight to the bathroom for the cleansing bath and while I was in the bathroom,I remembered my brothers weren't back from the club and I knew she would want to go into their room to wake them up for prayers, "OH MY GOD" I exclaimed as I ran out of the shower in my tiny briefs and out of my room to theirs to see if she hadn't gone in already,she was outside her room already performed her ablution to pray,she looked at me in briefs with my semi-hard on and my toothbrush in my foamy mouth and asked if I was well,"yesh" the yes came out that way as I stood,looking stupid,she hissed and called out," HAAAMZA,QATARI, AMIIIIR,TIME TO WAKE UP AND PRAY" she said,making her way to their room, "OH NO" I thought "what am I to do" I started dancing to distract her further and blocking her way to the room, "MAJ,ARE U SURE U R ALRIGHT" she asked sternly,pushed me off the way and opened the door....KEEP UP

Happy Easter

This is wishing everyone a happy easter celebration,jesus is the reason for the season,make his death and resurrection worth it,from all of us in the Adagiri family,Mom,QT,Karl,Hamz and my humble self Maj...even the Adagiri matriarch is waving from behind...lol...#kidding, we say happy easter celebrations,God bless!

Your mails

Hey amazeballs, thanks for all your messages which I've found inspiring,critiquing,funny etc,I receive so much messages every week its so much work going through them,so as the usual practice,I post some of the frequently asked questions and some other questions as I can manage to answer for all to see! For those who wanna reach me directly,the email is abdulmajeed4real@yahoo.co.uk or abdulmajeed4luv@gmail.com ,usually I take questions on facebook but whew! Its so much work taking questions on there,but those on my FB list can still ask their questions through FB. Thanks for ur love. Below are some of the questions I've received from fans and my responses...Love...Maj


Q- I love ur writeups maj,its really cool,truly seems like d male version of the kardashians,nothing overtly exaggerated,relatable and funny and most importantly, so nigerian,but I've been meaning to ask u,how do ur brothers feel about the whole writeup,don't they feel sorta exposed and open as u reveal all about your lives- Natalie A

A- Lol,thanks dear for the sweet compliments and as for my brothers,well,they find it trivial and unnecessary but nonetheless don't mind me writing about us,I love writing,so if it makes me happy,they r cool...aren't they just so sweet? :)

Q- Maj,ur writing is superb,am also a writer and am really impressed by ur talent,the descriptions are vivid,the stories are relatable and u make stories surrounding men fun to read,as we all know,guy stories aren't so much fun to read unless it has to do with crime stories,keep it up bro- Ibrahim O

A- Thanks ibrahim,am humbled,responses like these urges me on,am glad u find it entertaining,thanks.

Q- Wasup man! I really love ur stories,I've been following ur stories from facebook and ur move to blog is commendable,though I think ur posts on facebook has been more drama filled,interesting and suspense filled,ur stories on blog so far,though interesting,hasn't been jaw-dropping so far,wasup na,no shocking drama so far in d adagiri family? - Akawor D

A- Hahaha,Goodness me,u are so funny,so for ur own relaxation,u feast on our family drama for ur spot of entertainment,anyway,am glad we could entertain u, anyway as u know in every family,there r times when drama seems unending and there r times when everything seems calm,I guess its one of those times but u would agree with me the stories on blog have been quite d drama

Q- Hello man,I recently started reading ur posts and honestly I found them funny and ingenious,are ur stories true?- Bola F

A- Its a reality "show" in writing,so yes,most of it is true but a very little part in some cases r fiction and also parts where dates were written have been changed

Q- Maj,weldone,u really trying,but its about time u come up with a professional promotional pictures,plssssss! - Cynthia A

A- Aww! Thanks dear for ur concern,the real problem is getting my brothers to see this as beyond something trivial or just a hobby I would get over,they don't take me seriously

Q- I've followed ur writeups and I love it but don't u fear some unscrupulous individuals might wanna steal ur concepts and make into a movie?- Nathan J

A- Thanks man,I've thought about it and a lot of people have mailed me expressing same feelings but really I have a huge following and a lot of people can attest to it that this is my concept and thinking about it,its not something u can easily make into a movie cos movies have a beginning,conflict,climax n anti-climax,my stories are inter-twined and can only work for episodic viewing,nonetheless whoever steals it would only make me famous

Q- It is my prayer that u would become famous and rich through ur writeups,u r talented,u've developed in ur writing ways,u r superb - Afeez H

A- Thanks afeez,am grateful

Q- Hello deary,am nifemi and I love ur stories but I feel like u r lying,yelz,that's what I feel,if u want to prove me wrong,link me with ur brother Karl,I love him -Nifemi F

A- Hahaha,wow nifemi,why Karl and not me?lol,u funny,would let Karl know anyway n if he fancies u,he would contact u

Q- Nawao,u this guy sha,u r weird oo,puting ur family stories out as if its nothing,if I were ur brother,I for don kill u since- Isa K

A- hmmn,thank God u r not my brother, :)

Q- Slow and steady wins the race,so the saying goes,from a humble beginning on FB,uve gone on Blog,by God's grace u would go on tv,print books and all making huge sellers and blockbusters by the grace of God,ur enemies would see u rise to prominence in their life time,u really r trying man,I love ur piece- Henry C

A- Ameeeennnnn oooo,thanks bro


Q- What happens at the end of the whole show?the suspense is killing man- Bolaji O

A- lol,how am I suppose to know,its not a fictional write up that I know the end,its events as it happens n d suspense keeps u interested,thanks for ur love

Q- I love ur brothers physique,y don't u gym as well and shouldn't u conduct an interview with ur brothers for fans of #kuwda to atleast hear them speak,we fans hear d story through u,we should hear from them through an interview,lolz,what do u think- Bimpe M

A- hmmmmn,that's a good idea,would try and work on it n about physique,well I love me d way I am n also I think all of us gyming would make the brothers rather perfectionists,they should have a weak link,the odd one out,I love people who work out but I don't hv d time or energy,but ironically,am d cutest,aren't I? *winks*

Q- Who is the kim amongst u brothers?- Jide O

A- Hahaha! Ummmmn! I don't kno,I guess me,whew! Time to make a sextape,lolz

Q- Hey man,u need massive promotional duties oo,ur stuff is genius,u shd contact linda ikeji na- Jide L


A- Lol,I wouldn't mind if u can make it happen

Q- young man,I love ur piece,its really a nice concept but it has to be more controversial,more explicit,more thought-provoking and more comedic,I kno its reality but ur family is one crazy family,I would love to meet u guys- Mr Dan

A- Awww! Thanks Mister,am grateful


Q- I imagine ur blog generating so much traffic like linda does,I pray u get that and more,u deserve it,thanks for sharing ur talent with us- Maryam P

A- Thanks dear,am grateful and I say amen