Saturday 15 March 2014

INTRO....The Male Kardashians

It was in the morning of the year 1996,october 6,around 9:30am,it had just rained and people were hurrying to their places of work as the rain barely subsides,school children shrieked as rain drizzled on them as they ran towards their parents cars in dazzling white socks and well ironed cute school uniforms to be chauffeured to school, Mom was busy at home feeding her young sons,QT was just 6 plus,Maj was 2 plus and Hamz still a toddler,"common baby,take your food" Mom said to a crying Hamz as Maj ran around the house as Mom would occasionally scold Maj and QT to quit playing and tidy up their toys and be quiet as these 2 precocious boys wouldn't listen,rather engaging in a rough and tumble on the sofa,Mom was getting upset and threatened to beat the 2 elder boys as a crying Hamz wailed louder when someone knocked at the door,Mom groaned and gently placed Hamz on the soft sofa,dangling a small toy at his face to distract him as she straightened her shirt,walking towards the door to see who it was, she opened the door and 5 men were at the door looking forlorn and disheveled, 3 were known men,they were dad's friends,they tried to raise a smile,Mom greeted them and wondered why they were there, "ah daddy nimat" she addressed one of the men, " QT's dad travelled,am sure he told u" Mom said, "well he did...mama QT,that's why we are here" nimat's father Mallam abdulqadr said looking at his companions and nodding to get their approval,he continued "we are here to see u" Mom's heart skipped a beat,she quickly remembered her hubby had called the previous day to inform her he will be coming that day, "I...er...I...hope all...is...is well" Mom stammered as she ushered them in, QT and Maj stopped playing at sighting the guests and jumped at them,hugging and welcoming them, Mr francis,one of the men tried to calm Mom down,telling her all is well,that dad was sick and her attention was needed in kogi state, Mom shook her head slightly in disbelieve,her brows squeezed together to show confusion,she took a look at their dirtied clothes,muddy shoes and flecks of dried blood on their clothes and hands, she sensed all wasn't well and was crying and shaking,asking the men to tell her the truth as QT and Maj suddenly stopped playing,wondering why their supermom was crying and shaking,even baby Hamz seems to be surprised with his mouth wide open and drooling all over his bib. As the men tried to reassure Mom that all was well,a middle aged female relative of Mom rushed in wailing "Ewooooo,death how wicked you are,how could u do this to this man ooooo" rolling on the floor, Mom stopped abruptly,looked straight at the crying woman,her hands squeezed together,she felt as though she had just been struck by a thunderbolt,she let out a deafening scream,gasped and passed out...That was 18 years ago
          Welcome Amazeballs to the Adagiri home, a home comprising of a mother, Mrs H.A Adagiri and her three sons Qatari aka QT, Majeed aka Maj and Hamza aka Hamz and a step son, a half nigerian,half american son Karl that dad had a few years before he married Mom without her knowledge...a lot has happened over the months and years,Dad died many many years ago,Mom had struggled to raise her boys in the best way possible,dealing with recurring issues with her late husband's family,impediments to growth brought upon by culture and religion and battling through,a failed marriage to Alhaji mohammed and ohhh those annual family reunions held by dad's family, new fans would have to wait for the first series of the book to be out,Hamz's sexcapades which includes sleeping with Mom's friends,our former step-sister,almost impregnating his former girlfriend,whew,a lot. Relationship woes of the boys,Karl's gay rumours,lol,who can forget the remixed katy perry's son "I kissed a girl" turned by Karl to "I kissed a boy" that he sang in the shower,sparking gay rumours in the house, troubles brought on by Mom's monster-in-law mother-in-law,fights over inheritance by male children of the Adagiri dynasty,who can forget grand mother's dominion over her daughters-in-law,creating fear in them and Mom's rebellion leading to being ostracized from the family and demand for her to drop the family name,the meltdown at the bank and a good coming out of it as Karl and Maj landed passing film roles in a blockbuster movie after the director noticed two brothers who defended each other against hoards of customers at a banking hall,sexcapades of the brothers,who can forget how valentine of 2014 went,lol, whatever happened to Aaliyah? Also,Karl and the girl who almost bit his balls off,can u remember? Karl getting jazzed by Alhaja maryam in our hometown,the drama that erupted at aunt Nina's wedding as Karl hit the bridegroom on the lips to the bewilderment of guests and family as it turned out they knew each other back in the american army,bonding by the brothers,the rigorous morning exercises,how do you explain the shock Mom felt when she found out many years after her hubby died that he had a love child before he married her with an american lady and now came to look his father,the guy being Karl,his renaming ceremony,change of religion to islam and getting to meet his late dad's family,Maj battle with identity disorder and questions over his "pretty" looks, allegations of cheating by Mom accused by dad's family and DNA tests carried out on Hamz to determine whether he's truly dad's son,so so much has happened,ne fans,you are welcomed,I hope you've gotten an idea of what has happened over the years...as the stories continues,seat back and relish hot drama and roller coaster of emotions from the Adagiri family as it drops.....the male version of the kardashians have landed...who says males don't have drama....KEEP UP

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