Monday 27 April 2015

Lying in state


There were once five female friends in secondary school!

Habiba, Ruth, Amina, Faith and Martha,

They were classmates and fast friends who did a lot of things together. Towards the end of their high school,Habiba was voted as likely to marry well,Ruth was voted as most likely to be a professor, Amina was voted as likely to be a successful business woman,Faith as most likely to be a supermodel and Martha as most likely to  die young!

Of all these ladies,only two truly came to pass,Habiba and Martha...Mom says of her,

"I think we all voted Martha as likely to die young because of her live-large and experimental attitude towards life,she was so carefree and did all sorts of dangerous things  that could put her life at risk"

Sadly,Martha did die unexpectedly but it wasn't her carefree lifestyle that killed her but the heartbreak of loosing a son,either way,her friends predicted right!

-72 HOURS EARLIER


The plasma screen was on showing a breaking news on some spots of violence recorded  across some cities in south africa whilst Mom was scrolling through her contact list,looking for Kabir's mom's phone number after my brothers and I had had enough of Kabir's idiotic attitude and had before then,complained ceaselessly to her when a call came through and she picked it,

"WHAT!"

Mom suddenly screamed,her mouth wide open and her lips trembling while we stood by her as we heard the inaudible voice of the person on the other end mumble on,relaying whatever it was that was wrong,she nodded continuously,digesting the information relayed to her and soon after,the call ended,Mom dropped the phone on the sofa and raising her hands over her head,she wailed and slumped herself continuously on the sofa. Apparently all bewildered,we inquired from her to know what was wrong but she was still too shocked to say anything,perhaps she couldn't bring herself to say it, I sat close to her and asked her to just say it,with her glassy eyes giving way to tears running down her cheeks and her lips trembling really fast,she muttered,

"Your..godmother Maj....is dead"

I exclaimed with horror,clasping my palms over my mouth,

"What happened?"

I demanded,sobbing,she pointed towards the telly stuttering,she said,

"Those cursed people in south africa....they killed Martha's son....oh lord!....they killed her only son and on hearing the news,she had a cardiac arrest"

Even Kabir whom we all see as a blockhead turned his head to the telly and back,his face wearing a glum look,Mom stood up and quickly ascended the stairs into her room,sobbing along.

News about death really breaks my heart,especially in this case where it's a godmother who usually spoils me with gifts,I sank into the sofa as hot tears burned against my eyelids, opening my peepers to release the silvery fluid which cascaded down my cheeks,I swiped against the screen of my phone and navigated my way into my playlist whereupon,I punched on the emotional tiwa savage's track, "olorun mi" and as it filtered through the phone's speakers,I began wailing, QT rolled his eyes and turned to leave the sitting room while Karl sat by me to console me,collecting the phone from me and stopping the track,I looked at Hamz whose expression was that of a confused countenance ,he probably wasn't too sure how to react since he once had an affair with Martha which caused a bitter rift between Mom and her which ultimately sort of drew them apart but Mom apparently really missed her friend,I guess he was thinking if he shows sad expressions,I would probably
think it was because he misses her and if he shows no sad or blank expression,I would see it as insensitive of him.

I pulled him to me and told him it was ok to be sad at her demise as I reminisced about the good times we had with her,taking special care not to mention her sexual liaisons with Hamz who saw it as a coy way of me asking him to speak out about it and with a low tone,he opened up to Karl about it. Naturally,Karl was enraged and Kabir laughed his head off,calling Hamz a toyboy and Martha,a cougar,an enraged Hamz charged at Kabir but quickly separated by Karl.

Few hours later, Mom came downstairs from her room and told me she had spoken with Martha's family and her ex-husband and also their mutual friends from high school and Martha's family wanted to get the burial done with soonest so as not to rack up bills,

"I still can't believe Martha is gone you know...she was a sweetheart,reckless but a sweetheart"

Mom said as her curled up hair fell on her face at the dining chair where we sat,she continued,

"Those animals who did these must be brought to book,I hope the nigerian government won't let this blow away like they are wont to do...am so heartbroken...oh Martha"

The day went by slowly and two days later,Kabir packed his luggage and left for the airport on his way back home while we got ready for Martha' s lying in state.

- BACK TO REALITY

The last time Mom entered a church to attend a funeral was in 1997, she didn't know if the ways of conducting such ceremonies had changed,the lying in state of Martha's son was simultaneously taking place in south africa,Martha's body lay in her neatly carved mahogany coffin in the front of the pews,after incense had been hovered over her body and the priests prayed upon her ,they  went ahead to blessing it by sprinkling holy water as Mom and her friends looked on,intermittently dabbing their eyes with their handkerchief,the ceremony soon ended and the muscular pallbearers carried the coffin balanced on their shoulders towards the limousine which would ferry her to her final resting place,Hamz who came along with Mom and I couldn't look at Martha's body and I understood,she use to once be his lover and it was probably too much to take in.

At the cemetery,the dust to dust rites were performed and slowly,Martha was lowered into the grave as Mom and her friends,including relatives of Martha wailed...and in my head I thought she was perhaps nearby,smiling and telling everyone she was in a better place.

Rip godmother!

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20 comments:

  1. such a sad tale but hold up,martha was voted to die young and she didn't reject it outright or was the vote conducted behind her back?lol
    -ibidun,lagos

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  2. hamz had an affair with martha?how come you didn't put a flashback link to the previous post where this was discussed,that guy is so doomed
    -victor,benin

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  3. there should have been a backstory link to know what transpired between martha and hamz,shouldn't it be on this blog or was it discussed pre-blog?
    -vanessa,cali,usa

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  4. xenophobia should be condemned in all its entirety,poor woman untimely brought to her death by the evil actions of some people in a faraway land,so sad
    -lisa,seychelles

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  5. so sad,rip to your godmother and i understand the playing of emotional songs for when you want to cry and the tears won't come
    ION- how does hamz feel about writing out his very dirty,murky secret and posting on a mainstream blog like kuwda,the guy must have guts and i guess one of the reasons he and your other brothers can't make the move for you using their real life pics,people love honesty and maj,you are doing a really good job talking about your lives from the mundane to the extraordinary to the dramatic and insane parts and am sure that's what have kept people entertained and also keeping your brothers from taking the bold step of allowing you use their real pics..that said,hamz really needs prayers,he's so twisted
    -monica,great britain

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  6. so sad,the attacks in south Africa goes a long way to show the wickedness in the minds of men,so sad,i hope she finds happiness and reconnects with her son in the afterlife
    -lourdes- west indies
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  7. i was expecting to hear how kabir got booted out but guess the prevailing events didn't allow anyone to even pay him any attention,the previous episode really made me laugh.
    -andy-texas,usa

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  8. am from south africa and honestly,my apologies to all those who got injured or died from the attacks,am so ashamed for my people,so so sorry
    -alex,guateng,SA

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    1. yes @alex,that is what you should be..sorry,you people are filth and i hope you people get what you deserve,maybe a tsunami or a terrible landslide or a mighty earthquake
      -bolaji,nigeria

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    2. @bolaji,it wasn't @alex's fault that some people wrecked havoc on selected nationalities in his country,atleast he apologised,you shouldn't wish his country evil,am sure there are lots of south africans who also condemn this abominable act and are just as angry,even mandela would turn in his grave
      -laia,india

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  9. the pic you used is almost perfect,four friends at the burial of one of their friends,almost like pretty little liars,lol,martha like the queen bee in pretty little liars was carefree and died young,i hope events after her burial won't haunt the remaining friends,hmmn, *keeping fingers crossed*
    -bilkis,abuja

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  10. this almost seem like a movie,quite interesting
    -roland,anambra

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  11. rip to martha,i remember few years back when mom found out the affair between hamz and martha,oh lord,she wanted to run mad,she had been giving hamz alot of money with which he buys things for maj and always seem to be in money to the chagrin of maj,when mom found out,she alerted all their mutual friends and told them and they all condemned martha,things never got back to being the same between the two women,though after much persuasion,mom forgave martha but the crack was already too deep to be patched,she was one of mom's closest friends and she felt supremely betrayed,apparently,mom still misses martha and she held on to the sweet memories,so sad,rip martha
    -ewarua,ghana

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    1. thanks so much @ewarua from ghana for the backstory,now we have an idea what happened,so sad,hamz needs help before he gets into deep shit
      -iyabo,lagos

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  12. atleast thank God kabir wasn't laughing at you guys faces,lol,that guy is dumb
    -lola,abuja

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  13. habiba is your mom right? did she exactly marry well?i mean,her hubby died way early in their marriage,so not exactly married well,my opinion though
    -gbenga,ondo

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    1. @gbenga,you are so dumb,she married well,it was cut short by death.
      -ruqayah,lagos

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  14. quite emotional,whew! the xenophobia attack in sa is some real shit
    -ian,england

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  15. may her soul rip,that woman really rocked you know,her bucket list is quite enviable,lol,she bedded muscular hamz? younger than her own son?i remember that story,it was a crazy week in the adagiri household then
    -niyi,lagos

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  16. such a sad sad end,almost brings to mind pretty little liars,only in this case,the ladies would be thinking if their prediction brought her untimly end,especially if one of the ladies see her in her dreams,lol
    -chukwuka,lagos

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