3 Brothers, 1 Mixed half-brother and the drama of their lives...who says men don't have drama
Monday, 27 April 2015
Lying in state
There were once five female friends in secondary school!
Habiba, Ruth, Amina, Faith and Martha,
They were classmates and fast friends who did a lot of things together. Towards the end of their high school,Habiba was voted as likely to marry well,Ruth was voted as most likely to be a professor, Amina was voted as likely to be a successful business woman,Faith as most likely to be a supermodel and Martha as most likely to die young!
Of all these ladies,only two truly came to pass,Habiba and Martha...Mom says of her,
"I think we all voted Martha as likely to die young because of her live-large and experimental attitude towards life,she was so carefree and did all sorts of dangerous things that could put her life at risk"
Sadly,Martha did die unexpectedly but it wasn't her carefree lifestyle that killed her but the heartbreak of loosing a son,either way,her friends predicted right!
-72 HOURS EARLIER
Thursday, 23 April 2015
Freshman at life
The
electoral victory of the president-elect, General Muhammadu Buhari was
still very rife in town, Okada riders defied federal government orders
not to drive into town by speed biking through the city, displaying
different death-defying stunts and leaving a lot of skid marks in their
trail. Hamz jumped excitedly beside me at the back seat of Mom's toyota
venza,hailing the men who sped past,he wound down his side glasses,snuck
his head out and cheered at them, screaming "SAI BABA....SAI BUHARI"
and they in turn cheered back in acknowledgment
I nodded sadly,burying my head into reading my Mom's latest edition of vogue magazine I had found left in the car's back seat whilst Karl who was behind the wheels smiled and shook his head rather sadly,asking Hamz to stop acting like an uncivilized human being,
"I understand why the majority of the nation's citizens are excited over his victory and I am too but seriously? Are these all necessary?"
I nodded sadly,burying my head into reading my Mom's latest edition of vogue magazine I had found left in the car's back seat whilst Karl who was behind the wheels smiled and shook his head rather sadly,asking Hamz to stop acting like an uncivilized human being,
"I understand why the majority of the nation's citizens are excited over his victory and I am too but seriously? Are these all necessary?"
Saturday, 18 April 2015
Life hacks
Mom wailed,throwing her hands up,slapping and hitting Hamz all over which made him fall on the sofa,she kept hitting him hard,pinching and biting him as Hamz yelped in pain,I stood by,my arms folded across my chest,looking on,she continued
"WHAT DID I EVER DO WRONG WITH YOU? WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS BENT ON HUMILIATING ME AND RUINING MY REPUTATION AMONGST FRIENDS? EH! "
Mom's body quivered amidst sobs,looking up to the ceiling,her hands on her waist and tears running down each side of her eyes,I sighed and releasing my arms,I asked a now kneeling Hamz in a commanding tone to lie down flat on the floor,he gave me the side eye with a wry smile that says "how dare you", QT's voice suddenly resonated startingnly from behind us,
"HE ASKED YOU TO FUCKING LIE DOWN,WOULD YOU NOT OBEY HIM?"
Wednesday, 15 April 2015
MAJ AND HAMZ TAKE LAGOS! Grande sortie (grand exit)
(FINALE)
The night was still,the silence so profound you could almost slice through it with a knife,cool breeze blew forth from the airconditioner tenderly stroking my snoozy face which was deeply asleep,all was nice and calm until suddenly when I thought I heard a cackle of giggles sounding like the devilish mirth of salem witches followed shortly after by a slow and depressing undulating rhythmic tune synonymous with burial ceremonies,I suddenly felt a flush of heat sweep through me as I turned on the bed to allow some breeze cool my back which was wet with trapped dots of sweat creating a huge map of dampness on my pajamas. I kept drifting in and out of sleep,my eyelids sleepily fluttering as the tune of horror created nightmarish images in my head,I woke up with a start,feeling my immediate surrounding on the bed for Hamz in the thick darkness of the room,my fingers hitting his parted lips which was slimy with drool,I felt his face all over,rubbing his
stubble just to be sure it was indeed him whereupon he moaned sleepily,shoving my hands off and changing his sleeping position,I sat up on the bed,waiting patiently to hear the scary tune again just to be sure I had indeed heard something of sort as I reached for my phone and punching a button to check the time,the phone lights came on,it was quarter past three am.
I sighed as I punched on my phone keypad,responding to chats that had popped in after I must have gone to bed,my eyes squinted almost to a close from the bright rays of the phone lights flashed directly unto my face...Few minutes later as I began to doze off,my head sleepily hitting the air,the devilish giggles echoed through the room again, startled,I sprang up,whispering "la hilaha illalau" the name of God,I turned to face Hamz and slapping him awake,I told him we needed to pray as I was hearing some strange sounds,he frowned his face waking up,hissed then turned around to sleep again,I went to the chest of drawers by the wardrobe to pick up a copy of the holy quran,my phone's torch light turned on,I quietly opened the door and tiptoed gently out of the room.
Thursday, 9 April 2015
MAJ AND HAMZ TAKE LAGOS! Girl power
FOREWARD- In commemoration of the international women's day...treat every woman right
I think God made a woman to be strong and not to be trampled under the
feet of men. I've always felt this way because my mother was a very
strong woman, without a husband,There was a time when men thought it was
sexy to have a housewife waiting for him to come home from work in her
slippers, but in modern society, I think an independent woman is even
more sexy. Beyonce succinctly puts it in her song,"independent women",
the lyrics go thus "Tell me how you feel about this...who would i want
if i wanna live,i worked hard and sacrificed to get what i get,Ladies,
it ain't easy being independent, Question: How'd you like this knowledge
that I've brought, Bragging on that cash that he gave you is to
front,If you're gonna brag, make sure it's your money you flaunt, Depend
on no one else to give you what you want".
Thursday, 2 April 2015
Happy new month of April
I forgot to wish you all my strong,vibrant amazeballs a happy new month,it totally escaped my mind,lol,so this is wishing you all a happy new month of april filled with blessings,successes and all good things desire to you and yours.
Upcoming episodes on Keeping up with the Adagiris-
Wednesday, 1 April 2015
MAJ AND HAMZ TAKE LAGOS! Queer eye for the straight guy
It is said that when we desperately want something,the best way to aim to get it is to simply take our minds off it. #succintlyput
- PLAY
"Your eyes...those eyes.."
She whispered softly,her hands ringed around my neck while mine were wrapped around her tiny waist,our eyes locked in a lustful gaze
"Yea? What about my eyes?"
I whispered back,smiling expectantly
"Your eyes...are queer"
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