MAJ AND HAMZ TAKE LAGOS! Story for the gods

"...So,how is your mother ...and elder brother...oh sorry...elder brothers,I forgot you both now have an additional elder brother"

Alhaji Hassan asked with a smile,shoveling a spoonful of rice well mixed with delicious red stew to his mouth and chewing hungrily. Returning the smile and dropping my spoon,I responded

"They are alright sir,they send their regards sir"

Hamz kept digging into his food without paying attention to what we were saying

"So how long would you both be here?"

He asked again

"Em!...a week or two but most definitely before the elections"

Alhaji Hassan slowly nodded his head then wiping his lips with a serviette,he stood up to leave the dining table

"I hope you are enjoying your meal...I would be at the sitting room upstairs watching the news"

I thanked him as Alhaji left the dining area,Hamz's spoon continuously clanging on his ceramic plate as he dissected his piece of fried fish and chewed on it rather noisily.  Immediately Alhaji left the dining area and out of ear shots,I quickly turned to face Hamz

"You this hungry food monger,haba! You didn't even try to act like you were interested in what we were saying...why is it that when you see food,all your sense of chivalry and civility goes out the window?"

MAJ AND HAMZ TAKE LAGOS! Lasgidi state of mind

 

"...So Maj,I got you your driver's licence"

Mom said,handing me my licence from the government to freely drive around,I grinned happily from ear to ear

"Mom,but Maj doesn't even know how to drive anything aside a bicycle,why get him a driver's licence,do you want him arrested for manslaughter for knocking down people dead ?"

Hamz sneeringly asked to which Mom and I threw him a disdainful look and both hissed

"You don't have a sensible way of talking Hamza...manslaughter HAMZ! God forbids,is it only for the purpose of driving,driver's license is gotten?"

Mom scolded,waving her hand over her head repeatedly,snapping her fingers,Hamz shrugged,shoveling a heaped spoonful of cereal into his mouth,while I fiddled with my smartphone,intermittently sipping my favourite matcha green tea,the highest potent form of green tea and high in antioxidants

 "So when are you both leaving for lagos...because I don't have much money with me o,I still don't understand why the both of you need to go to lagos together! I understand Majeed needs to go for some interviews and workshop but you Hamz..."

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Hello Amazeballs,hope you are all having a nice day? soon,we would be kicking off with the spin off episodes on keeping up with d adagiris titled MAJ AND HAMZ TAKE LAGOS but before we do,a peek into our mail bag and attend to all those questions,queries and commendations from kuwda fans from all around the world. Let me also use this opportunity to thank you guys for your love and interest in our lives and making our blog,a part of your leisure reading and the most of kuwda fans also dealing with the frustrations of not being able to leave comments,we've tried everything,I really do not know what else to do but we would not relent,so please keep trying,thank you! To send in your mails,comments and suggestions,please forward those to abdulmajeed4luv@gmail.com

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