There is only one thing worse than being talked about and that is not
being talked about. The only people who are not the subject of gossip
are those at the very bottom of their social world. Gossip is self
perpetuating... the more people talk about you, the more important you
become and the more important you become, the more people talk about
you.
- IMAM- "Teqbir!"
- CONGREGATION- "Allahu Akbar!"
- IMAM-
"Teqbir!"
- CONGREGATION- "Allahu Akbar!"
-IMAM- We thank Allah,
Subhanahu Wa Ta Allah, for adding to our fold another illustrious lady,
hardworking woman, a dedicated servant of Allah, Hajiya Adagiri, we are
indeed happy to welcome you to our As'alatu and may God accept our
Ibadah
- CONGREGATION- (In a chorus)- Amin
- MOM- Salam Alaikum
Warahmatulahi Wabarakatuh.
-CONGREGATION- Walaikum Salam Warahmatulahi
Wabarakatuh.
MOM- Thank you all for the warm welcome, I really am
grateful and may Allah continue to hear our prayers, amin. Mom quickly
joined the rest of the women in a chorus of religious praising hymns and
after an hour and half, the meeting came to an end for the week.
On
getting home, Mom kept exclaiming with glee how spiritually uplifting
the Islamic women group was and how she has to not miss a single meeting
from then on.
The week went by pretty fast and it was another Sunday
again, the day of their weekly meeting. Being a meeting of professional
and business women, "religious" socialites, wives of influential men,
etc who as women of substance and caliber that they are who are wont to
look good and not being looked upon as crass, Mom naturally decided to
meet them at the middle fashion wise. Cladded in a beige crocheted gown
with a flamboyantly embroided decolletage with a black, shiny and
delicately soft undergarment underneath to protect her modesty which
covered her entire torso down to below her knee, her fair, almost olive
skintone shone luminous through her dress, seen from her arms which were
visible through her crocheted dress and of course her face, hands and
feet. She accessorized her outfit with a long band of shiny, milky pearl
necklace, a vintage Patek Phillipe wristwatch gifted to her by our late
dad, lovely Jimmy Choo heels and topping it all by throwing a sparsely
sequined cream shawl over her head. Mom was the picture of perfection
and I gave her the thumbs up that she was ready to slay.
What we didn't
realise was the envy her ensemble would generate because unknown to Mom,
most of the rich women "checked out" each other by doing a weekly
mental calculation of what each woman was worth based on her sartorial
choices, jewelry and...wait for it... How smooth and even her skintone
is and while Mom is amongst the youngest of them all, I'd been for ages
literally piling her with collagen, green smoothies, infused water,
vitamins and also taking care of her skin with shea butter, almond
oil... In short, just generally making sure she leads a healthy
lifestyle like I do, so no wonder she looks like ten years was knocked
off her age.
On arriving at the prayer center, her entrance generated a
rather subtle coos from a section of the room, keeping it subtle
apparently so as not to get the attention of the presiding Imam who
might rebuke them for being vain and shallow, reminding them that the
vanities of life won't save them on judgement day and that however much
they pamper their skin, it would end up been feasted upon by maggots.