Let me start by saying if you get upset easily,especially at someone's
foolishness and lack of taking a stand,you shouldn't read this.
My
mom is an irrational woman whom no one seem to be able to please,one
moment,she needs something and just as you are trying to get that
sorted,she comes up with another demand,most probably outrageous than
the last and when you try to explain to her how she has to be a little
patient or compromise a little,she starts brewing drama and whining
about how she has been denied to move ahead in life because everyone has
been an enemy of progress,she's such a bitter woman all the time and
you know what they say,when mom is happy,everyone is happy but when
mommy is not happy...so she comes home and dumps her drama on me...well
because am the calm one who tolerates everyone.
Dad on the other hand is an ex proverbial boy born with a silver spoon
who just wouldn't accept that the family fortune has since died down
aons ago,he was quite the playboy in his hey days who wanted for nothing
and when the family fortune died down,he just couldn't come to terms
with the situation,living beyond his means even to the detriment of his
own immediate family,trying to prove to his friends that he "still got
it" ,even though he is just deceiving himself and everyone is just
playing along with him,probably making jest of him behind his back
He is a white-garment church goer with a lot of spiritual fathers who
claim to foresee events before they happen but unfortunately,they didn't
see the family fortunes dwindling before things eventually collapsed,he
quite fetish and believes all the garbage his spiritual fathers tell
him hook-line-and-sinker so much it makes you conclude he is so gullible
and can't think for himself or atleast be sensible enough to sieve the
truths from the rubbish he's been served,he also comes home and dumps
his drama on me because am tolerant and i don't complain
My younger brother Fikayo is...is...is,just an idiot,really silly,goofy
and oh! So so annoying, I really detest ungrateful people and it breaks
my heart that he is such an ungrateful being. This is a guy I did so
much for,I give him a lot of hand downs,washed his clothes till he got
to senior secondary school three,yes! You heard right,I washed his
clothes till he got to ss3,wash and iron and he never for once
volunteered to help me with anything,I give him money,help cover for him
from our parents whenever he errs and what did I get? Wholesome
disrespect,show offs of whatever cool things he got and yet again
wholesome disrespect,add that to the drama from the papa and mama and
you are gradually getting a ticked off adam.
Now let me introduce
my elder brother,his name is lanre..very very rude,an overgrown baby,he
is so thrifty with money and every one of his friends manage to dupe
him at one time or the other and like mom (whom he takes so much after)
he blames his predicament on everyone but himself and totally averse to
being corrected or told the truth about his issues and ofcourse,he likes
to get on my nerves...well...because I allow it.
Now that's my immediate family,let me get started on some extended
family members,I should say,both sides of the family are annoying to the
nth degree.I would start with my maternal side...
Aunty
bola,she's married,the richest of my mom's siblings and she doesn't
forget to rub it in everyone whose faces are available for rubbing that
she is the richest sibling and as such tries to make all the family
decisions and ofcourse their parents (my maternal grand folks whom are
also drama in their own right) allow this because...yeah! You guessed
right,money. Where would I begin with aunt bola,is it how she maltreated
me when I lived with her,made me a glorified houseboy who tends to her
kids which includes backing them,doing the dishes,etc and starving me of
food,taunting me over my insecurities,the list is endless,yet,I had
nothing but love for her,she was my inspiration for going to study
linguistics in the university,I allowed her treat me like trash and she
got away with it,I never told my mom what happened,neither did my dad,am
quite daft aren't I? Lol,I know,I wanted the family bonded together
because I didn't want to seem like the evil
child who broke the bond between siblings.does that make sense?
Aunty
iyabo is my mom's favourite sibling,they are quite inseparable and they
tell each other everything,the unfortunate thing mom won't allow
herself believe is aunt iyabo doesn't like me but all she does is
pretend she does,I don't know if mom knows or just trying to be blind to
the fact but she really doesn't like me,she finds fault in all I
do,accuses me of being lazy and her kids also dislike me and we fight a
lot but being the nice cousin that I am and not trying to start a family
war,I take all their bullshits in their stride.the rest of my aunties
are pretty much the same,bunch of hypocrites,so let's move to dad's side
of the family.
Alhaja badru is a domineering,wicked soul whom
the family has taken as the matriarch of the family upon the death of
dad's folks and being the eldest sibling,just like mom,dad wouldn't
accept her sister and head of the family is a wicked soul who hates her
siblings,my younger sister deola lives with them and to say they
maltreat her would be an understatement,they not only use her as a
glorified househelp but also refuse to get her basic things,now she has
complained many times and it isn't like we cannot take her away from
there,especially since we all in lagos state but her school is closer to
alhaja's home and as such,she cannot be journeying from our home to
school everyday hence our decision to keep her there but I can only
imagine what her experiences there is doing to her psyche. While
visiting once,alhaja once locked my sister and I out of her house while
it rained heavily and we stood out there,in the heavy rain,we couldn't
enter the house and
we couldn't go back home,both crying at their
door,crying sheepishly,it was a terrible feeling. Alhaja controls her
siblings and gets them to obey and do everything she wants even if it is
absurd,sometimes I wonder if dad and his other siblings are under a
spell as all she ever did to us,dad never saw the ill treatment in
that,this is more confirmed my feelings he is under some spell,also as
usual,I take her drama in its stride and don't complain
Uncle
ajala is dad's younger brother and my uncle,a drunkard,irrational and
unreasonable..that's all I can say about him lest I burst in pieces with
annoyance
Despite all I've stated above,every single member of
the family assume am a troublesome guy,one who is a drama king,selfish
and stingy,despite all I do and continually do to be of help to everyone
so you can imagine when I began to let loose and give everyone a piece
of my own drama and everyone screaming HEELP!!
Hello everyone,my
name is Tchubs,am chubby,everyone loves to hate me,I live with my
parents and three siblings,two guys and one sister and I can no longer
remember the last time I felt loved and at home with them this is
because they are just wholsome drama
KEEP UP
so,who the hell is tchubs and why are we reading about his rants?families have drama,deal with it
ReplyDeleteyou are being insensitive,this guy is obviously suffering so much maj had to mention him,so please,stop being an online troll and show some compassion,this site isn't nairaland abeg
Deleteso tunbosun has been going through all this stress/how come he's remained so cheerful? pele bosun
ReplyDeletethis is much for one soul.sorry tchubs.but maj,who is tchubs?this is the 2st time we hearing about tchubs
ReplyDeletethis is intense,these r men who have been pushed to the wall..hmmn,it is well
ReplyDeleteah,tchubs tunbosun,you don suffer,God would comfort us all................i knew this day would come,when maj would talk about his bestie,lol,so now you've gotten it out of the way,so back to the regular kuwda stories
ReplyDeleteif all his family cause trouble for him,then my guess is he is at fault,not one single person loves him,thats gotta be intense and he smacks of guilt all over him
ReplyDeletei think you are wrong,whilst am not sure what tcubs has done and why he has to go through all these,it is possible that he might be innocent,some good people unfortunately get born into terrible families and this one seems like the case
Deletei think i agree with the 2nd to the last commenter,we've only heard tchubs' view,we haven't heard his family's
Deletethis piece is quite boring jor..who the hell is tchubs
ReplyDeletethe sufferings peple go through.i jope he can pull through
ReplyDeletewhat a plaid ending to a nice heading
ReplyDeletei liked this episode........a break away frm the adagiri dramas for one second,lol
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