"So! That is Qatari's girlfriend?" Mom asked,turning on the faucet in the kitchen zinc,washing her hands
"Yes,that is her" I replied,looking around to ensure none of my brothers is within earshot,I moved closer to mom and whispered into my ears
"She's a bitch mom"
Mom turned to look at me,confused
"What's that?what's a bitch?"
I smiled,whispering again
"She sleeps around in school,not only that,she's in a hot dalliance with the HOD of her department" nodding my head with a pout in a gossipy manner,mom's hands went static In shock,her jaws falling to the grounds
"You knew this and were gushing over how pretty she looks and supporting her romance with your brother? Majeed?...." She expressed disappointedly,I opened my mouth to talk but she held her hand up for me to shut it,continuing
"Hold on first...how did you know all this?do you have proof?" She demanded
"Yes mother! I have proof,it's in my phone,pictures and videos of her romancing men...in their car mom...outside" I affirmed
"Oh lord,Maj,where did you get those?were u trailing after her everywhere she goes?" She asked alarmed,before I could answer her,QT came in,asking what we were up to,saying they were waiting for us to start eating and mosun would still be going home that evening,mom shook off water off of her hands,patted her hands dry with the kitchen towel and gestured at me for us to move on to the dining table
Mom cleared her throat as we all settled around the table,she said a general prayer and we all started digging in,cutlery and ceramic plates clanging and soon afterwards forkfulls of food were being shoved into the mouth, mosun clearly was enjoying the meal,nodding intermittently,totally savouring her food,masticating on her piece of meat in a way that made me want to slap the smug off her face, I ate slowly,taking my time to really size her up,QT looked steely at me,a look that says "don't start",
I returned the look with a fake smile,he was looking really tensed not knowing what I'd discussed with mom and how she might react now,mom dropped her cutlery,took few sips of water,cleared her throat,saying
"So my dear..erm mosun! Tell me more about you,I really want to get to know you and find out why my son fell for you...aside your pretty looks anyway", Everyone laughed
"That's a good way to start mom" I thought,smiling inwardly
"Well ma'am, am not sure what attracted Qatari to me " she said smiling,wiping the edges of her mouth with a serviette, "but I believe am a cool headed girl who's passionate about what I do,my studies and I can't say about QT but I love him and want the best for him" she said,sharing loving glances with QT
"Hmmmn" mom went! QT beaming with smiles,momentarily holding hands with mosun then she took her cup of water to take a drink
"What's your take on fidelity and you know,aristo babes who shag with lecturers.."
I fired at her,she choked on her drink as I talked on,continuing.. "And heads of department",
QT eyes rounded in on me angrily,Hamz tried to stifle a laugh,bowing and covering his mouth,Karl looking at me from the corner of his eyes with a wry smile
Stammering,she stuttered "I..ah..erm..am not sure why you're asking me such a question" she said,getting flushed with embarrassment,QT quickly cuts in, trying to subdue the angry tone in his voice
"ERM! Maj...please...this isn't an interview about the proliferation of moral decadence among today's youth" he fired,mom and Hamz snickered...he rapped on..."Just fucking zip it"
"I was just getting to know mosun na...what's bad trying to get her opinion on the subject" I defended myself
"Majeed...that's a little inappropriate" mom chipped in
"Um! Its ok everyone,I..er totally have this under control" she gushed
"Thank you..thank you mosun dear..you see that everyone? She has it all under control" I announced to everyone with a tone of sarcasm I expect she should sense
"I believe women should view their bodies as temples before God.." She started,I nodded approvingly but sighing sarcastically as I sensed all she's about to spew were bullshits PR for herself
"I really don't subscribe to the culture of dating married men or sleeping around" I pretended to cough at that moment,Hamz coughed out his laugh,quickly clearing his throat and pulling himself together and even QT bowed down,stifling his giggle while mom, ever the amazon,looked on with a poker face expression
Mosun looked around,wondering why we were all acting funny,sharing furtive glances, muffled giggles and pretense coughs,she moved uncomfortably on her sit, mom cleared her throat and said it was all fine,but I wasn't having any of that,I stood up,excused myself and moved towards the sitting room to pick my phone which I was charging and show everyone..especially mom the obscene photos and video,I knew QT would know what I was going for but he looked calm,I thought he ought to come after me and maybe beg me to not humiliate the girl and leave the issue for him to deal with.
On picking my phone,I smelt a rat,I quickly punched in the password to my phone and went straight to pictures...Nothing...Gosh!...I quickly navigated to videos....Fiam! Gone,I looked up angrily at QT,he winked at me,Karl and Hamz smiled...it all became clear now,while I was in the kitchen with mom,QT took my phone,entered in the password and deleted the pictures and video of mosun,but only one person knows the password to my phone aside me and that's Hamz and this was because while I was sick and too weak to even punch the buttons on my phone,he was the one whom I gave instructions to do all my typing for me hence knowing my password..but I'd promised myself to change it,but forgot...trust me,there are skeletons in my cupboard I wouldn't want anyone to see and now,I wasn't so sure what they've seen or not,lol
I was livid with anger now,I marched on with a thumping gait towards the dining room,took a look at everyone and mosun and blurted out
"Mosun darling...I have nothing against you" I started,QT winking rapidly for me to keep shut but I couldn't even stop myself now,the words kept flying off my lips
"But you can't date my brother..you know why?cause you are a whore,you're famous in school,that's why...I had evidence,proof of your philandering ways on my phone but obviously,my brothers conspired to hide your shame for you by deleting the pictures and video" I had this sudden relief,like a load taken off me as I finished,mom looked up at me
"What video and picture?" Mom asked,QT's face was the look of thunder right now,Karl's face looking ashen with disappointment,Hamz hissed
"Well...em! Its a video of mosun and her lovers" I spurted,looking downwards,continuing "and its an open secret in school that she's in a relationship with her HOD" I rapped,mosun shook her head vigorously,whimpering
"SHUT UP MAJ,THAT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS" Karl bellowed
Mosun took her purse and ran out of the house,QT's veins pulsating and stretching,I knew I was in trouble and as he made a dash at me,I quickly ran behind mom,screaming and kicking,mom commanded QT to move back,both of us panting and breathing noisily
"MOM...YOU KEEP SHIELDING HIM...PROTECTING HIM...YOU'VE SPOILT HIM" he roared,totally eager to lay his hands on me and deal me with some deadly blows...I wanted to laugh but I'd better now,I thought
"Calm down Qatari...calm down "mom tried to placate him,her hands outstretched in defence of me "but why would you be angry over that kind of girl? Huh?a prostitute...Qatari,is that what you want to be with? of all the girls in this world" she said
"MOM...MOM..SEE,LET ME KILL THIS BOY,IT IS NOT HIS BUSINESS TO INTERFARE IN MY RELATIONSHIPS" QT fumed
"Kill your brother ehn Qatari? You'd better watch your language lest the devil takes you on it,shut up and get out of my sight now...if am truly your mother...who carried you in my womb for 9 months and breastfed you,now get out and you must'nt touch him" she commanded
"Mom...you keep spoiling Maj...what he did is wrong na" Hamz voice zapped us from our rear,we'd totally forgotten he was there,Karl also chipped in saying it wasn't my place to break them up,before I could start feeling guilty,I threw my hands up in protest,trying to justify what I did
"I never went digging anyone's dirt,people knew am QT's brother and they felt they needed to remind me she's a whore incase I've forgotten and they went through the stress of finding proof for me" I defended myself
"Who are these people ehn! Who? They are just busy bodies Maj,I know all my sons' personality and I know you aren't like that Maj" she said,turning to look at me and hold me by my shoulders
"Mom..I did nothing wrong,I thought doing this,QT would be happy with me for saving his face in school and I can't believe....I can't believe even this...this stupid Hamza is siding with QT,Hamz that I always defended,helped,never judging him" I seethed,turning to Karl,
"...and you too Karl? You think I'd want to intentionally break up his relationship without good intentions?...no big deal" I heaved a sigh,fighting back tears which glassily blurred my eyes ,everyone went quiet,thinking about what I'd said,but QT insisted it wasn't my place to do the breaking up for him,I told him I agree and it was my bad getting involved,I walked off from the dining area,leaving everyone standing.
By morning,I was still sulking...but my brothers couldn't stay mad at me for long and mom had had a lengthy discussion with them the night before. As we quietly had breakfast,Karl,QT and Hamz passed on short,handwritten notes of apologies to me,I smiled and mom shook her head,smiling,my anger towards them dissolving with each inch of my grin spreading across my face,finishing off their meal QT hollered
"GUYS LET'S PLAY SOME FOOTBALL NOW SHALL WE!" Karl and Hamz howled excitedly,I was surprised QT was taking his breakup with mosun well...am guessing they are done...my battling eyelashes flapping repeatedly
"What stupid football?" I retorted...everyone laughed,mom looking pleased,seeing us bond,she shook her head,muttering under her breath as she took sips of tea
"Boys would always be boys"
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Mosun would have u murdered,she has connections within the school
ReplyDeleteFirstt off this took forever o wait for the part 3, 5 fucking days,haba maj,please for the love of God! Ah,am so pissed,now let me read todays's post and then comment again
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaha! Ah,maaaaj! I was listening to yemi alade's johnny while reading this,maj be careful,hell hath no fury like a woman scorned....mosun no b angle oo
ReplyDeleteAbi oo,I pray he doesn't get into trouble with mosun setting him up,hmmn...we are keeping up ooo
DeleteBut why would a thick,handsome guy like QT settle with a ho and even fight for her? Hmmmmn #hinking
ReplyDeleteMaj is not guity afterall,I mean,he did all he did out of love and that stupid hamz should be sent out of that house,haba
ReplyDeleteMaj! Whydont you like football?
ReplyDeleteNot all men love football na,maj,I love his piece...my advice,post more often please
DeleteQT looks deadly,maj shouldn't get in a fight with him and now I think maj was just acting like any right thinking brother,she's a public ho,embarrassing both maj and himself,so someone brought proof,he can't just pretend like he saw nothing and see a bitch making a fool out of him
ReplyDeleteNo no no,I disagree,ok so qt is straffing a promiscuos girl,qt isn't oblivious na,maybe he's just "chopping " from it and move on and les assume he knows nothing or doesn't want to know,sometimes,ignorance is bliss
DeleteSo it's convenient to sit on your chair and spurt all that out!if it was your brother,would u give him same advice,not to think of the risk of diseases
DeleteDoes the drama ever end...
ReplyDeleteYou are funny,it ends,kuwda ends n while I don't jubilate that you guys have drama,its really kept a lot of us entertained
DeleteWhew! Finally we got to read the final part,so moving on to queen bee loosing her eggs,concentraing on mom for a change,the guys r overwhelming
ReplyDeleteLol,I second that #breathless
DeleteMom is partial though,most moms with all boys leave them to fight to finish,each punch is a proof of their love,it has to pain in
ReplyDeleteDid you say partial?those guys lift heavy metal,maj doesn't,no one can have it,where they lack,makes up 4 it
DeleteMaj should mind his business and bring his own gf and what is the skeleton in your cupboard ooo,porn vids?
ReplyDeleteYour lives are quite western,if I didn't know you personally,I would say its all fib,eating together on d table,forks? Really? But I know you wella so I know these are mostly real accounts of your lives
ReplyDeleteI don't know how you do it maj but honestly we are hooked on kuwda
ReplyDeleteOk,I've been reading your posts and you want to know what I think?your posts are bland,the grammers aren't rich and it's not relatable,my opinion,scrap the whole thing and get a typical 9-5,thiese your writeups hurt the eyes
ReplyDeleteCara delavigne's muse
You must be a fool to say such about someone's work,first of,your opinion isn't even carrying weight,obviously you are jealous,maj's grammer is rich and relatable and thousands of fans worldwide,yea...worldwide can't be wrong,do you know how much retweets his post on twitter garner?I don't know why God can get it so wrong in one person,with so much cruelty,haba
DeleteCara delavigne's muse,you must be so stupid,when one isn't loved and appreciated,he or she would be clueless about how to love someone else,maj is an amazing writer and if you don't see it,you probably should be living under a rock,cast away for all eternity
DeleteCara delavigne'smuse,I think you just want to trend...and tying yourself to the supermodel?amsure she would retch with disgust at your person,maj has been writing for few years now and its obvious he's not just awriting based on what he was taught in creative writing class but actually got talent,if you think he's not good enough,create your own blog and two pennies to your box
ReplyDeleteI don't know maj much except through his posts and honestly,an an ardent reader and writer myself,I really commend maj,obviously maj doesn't even have to defend himself,his fans are out in full force,lol,that's the sign that maj is on his way to becoming a superstar,God willing
Delete-layo from cal. Usa
How come most people makes mistakes in typing on this blog,affects maj too sometimes,we all need to take a break and sprinkle holy water on this site to fend off witches and wizards,now..in JESUS NAAAAME!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI think its android users that are having problems commenting and most bloggers are having problems with their comment section and maj,this is yet another good delivery from you,but I felt sad for mosun,I mean people do things for certain reasons,am positive she didn't choose to be wild or dating the hod but we just never can tell what her story is,humiliating her like that is wrong and I know your action got spurned because you lost control when you thought your brothers might have seen your "skeletons",I think you should call mosun back into your house and apologise....analysing this from a literary angle
ReplyDelete*lobola*
There's never an excuse to be a whore,mosun should expect this,like every other job,there are stains of the job,so for her,I guess public humiliations are stains in their own right,so mosun darling....deal
Delete-rita mbong-
This is old story maj,maj has since graduated university,top of his class and it's only hamz left in the university,all the same,nice appetizer while we wait for as the queen bee looses her eggs! YiAGA!
ReplyDeleteI am relieved to learn she's been booted out cos I've got my eyes on QT and once am able to convince maj to give me his contact,tats it mehn, would get him to be my boo and ofcourse I would always be discussed on kuwda,how cool is that? *fans self with hand,flicks hair and catwalks away*
ReplyDelete-lydia from akure-
Babe! Don't I just love your ambitions! You seem like the kind of gf who would lash out on comment section if anyone says trash about you or your cooking skills discussed on kuwda,lol,then report maj to qt to stop discussing your lives on his blog,waging your finger like some diva whose privacy is being threatened! Go girl! Lol
DeleteROTFL,LMAO,LMFAO,hahahahahahahahahahahah,mr anon,walai,I love you, #nohomo, walai,this is hilarious
DeleteHehehe! Honestly you guys are funny,nice piece maj
DeleteOk,so I've read the whole of kuwda,nothing special,no fireworks going off,what's the hype over this?
ReplyDeleteGO AWAY! Oniranu wants to trend,lol,oloshi,abi amazeballs,you no see this punk?lol
DeleteLMAO! Honestly am holding my tummy here,I've not had a good laugh like this on kuwda before! Chai! Maj,keep up the good work oo
DeleteMaj please go and put pics oo,ah! This is interesting,mosun got what she deserved and between me and you maj,we know the story you whipped out,you should have changed it abit,what if someone who knows someone who knows someone contacts mosun and alerts her and she reads it,hmmn!
ReplyDeleteAhah mehn maj is such a trouble maker it wasn't you that was suppose to set them apart am sure Qatari would do that if not that day but u decided 2 make it fast for them by using your sharp mouth 2 scatter the whole love life. To my dear mosun you now see it ain't good to be promiscuous or a banger. It was a nice piece between.
ReplyDeleteHahahah,lmao @banger u are not nice
DeleteThis is amazing....how come linda doesntknow about this already?
ReplyDeleteMaj please fucking work on your comment sections,words gets jammed together,ah! And guys don't sit around mopping about hos,so sure ,kick some football and have fun...life's short
ReplyDeleteI guess maj should go nd kick some football nd let his mum cook for d family..... dis person really dnt knw hw exhausting it is to cook for u entire family..
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