"Tick! tock! Tick! Tock!" Goes the hand of the clock as it inches
towards the hour of midnight. It was a windy night with sparks of
lightening flashing through the cloudy sky over waves of undulating
mountains yards away, the heavy wind sending the branches of the olive
trees in our compound waving frantically, whistling along to the cry of
some unknown birds in the far distance, the blending of both creating
some tune like the soundtrack of a horror movie at its climax.
At the
stroke of midnight, it was Mom's birthday, standing by her window sill
staring into the night, a smirk creeped into her lips whilst stroking
her belly, her menstrual period had stopped for a while now, becoming
apparent that might be the last time she would ever see it, even though
women see it as a monthly irritant they have to put up with a week every
month coupled with its accompanying hormonal changes and imbalances,
the thought of not seeing it again at a certain age sends a
shivering fear down their spines and naturally, Mom was at that stage.
Her eyes suddenly got misty, probably thinking about all she's been
through and the thought that old age now slowly beckons, she took a
strand of her hair off her face and with a sigh turned around to pick
her phone on her bedside stool which had been going off with text alerts
since at the top of the hour with birthday text messages popping in.
My
brothers and I had earlier pinned our handwritten notes on her door but
she was yet to see them. Smiling intermittently at every text she opens
to read, she dropped the phone when she was done then stood up to go to
the toilet and that was when her gaze caught some white sheet on her
door, she walked towards it and picking them one by one to read,
chuckled excitedly to herself, dropping the notes on her bed before
turning back towards the toilet and when she came out, the toilet door
shutting behind her as gulping sounds of the
toilet flushing could
be heard, walked towards the door and on turning the door knob open, my
brothers and i screamed a happy birthday to a startled Mom who
thereafter threw her head back and laughed to her heart's fill.
We all trailed downstairs where we had a brief chat about how she feels
reaching menopause and looking forward to the next years of her life,
Mom sounded optimistic, thanking God for her journey so far, her
achievements, ups and downs in life and in a tearful conclusion, thanked
our late Dad for giving her the best presents she could ever hope for,
Karl, QT, my humble self and Hamz, we smiled, going in for a group hug
then before we all retired to our respective rooms for the night.
By
morning, I sauntered into Mom's room to call her to come downstairs for
breakfast and found her going through dated family albums, I joined her
on the bed as she showed me pictures of extended family members I hardly
knew including distant relatives from my Dad's family which got my
cat curious after ideas of who to interview or rather talk to starts
filtering into my mind in light of Hamz and I's plan to investigate
Dad's family's source of wealth as read in Crimson skyline prompting me
to get my phone, beeping Hamz several times but the punk didn't respond
or at least scream my name to know where I was and why I was beeping him.
I took an excuse from Mom then quickly rushed downstairs to the sitting
room and then the guest toilet, searching everywhere for Hamz until I
found him in the kitchen performing some "ritual" on his teeth,
"What
the fuck are you doing here? I've been looking all over for you, didn't
you see my flash?"
Trying to make a coherent sentence whilst scrubbing
his teeth, he replied,
" Why fllu..sh me when yew know I'm inside the
same house with yew"
He said, spitting out some black lather-ish
substance,
"What's this shit you are doing?"
I inquired, my face looking irritated, pointing to him and a bowl with some black stuff in it, he
spit out into the kitchen zinc again then said he was trying to remove
and prevent teeth plaque ,
"Wah?!"
I exclaimed, he went on ,
"Well dear
brother, I've been reading a lot lately and I scrolled through your
phone's browser history for list ..."
A fart almost escaped my butt
crack in utter shock when I heard that, what did he just say? Went
through my phone browser history? Good lord! I exhaled, absorbing the
shock, patiently waiting to hear where this leads as he continued,
"...of nice blogs to read and I found one that is so rich in content
where I read that to prevent and flush out plaques from one's teeth, a
nice trick to use is getting walnut husks and boiling in water and use
the water to thoroughly scrub the teeth"
He chirped, baring his husk
stained teeth at me, I swallowed, quickly moving at him and twisted his
ear as he yelped in pain, warning him never to go through my phone
again not the least my browser history, I released him as he
straightened his ruffled top, what he said next shocked me,
"Why na? Why
are you bullying me? Is it because of the x-rated porn sites and other
weird sites you visit?"
My lips fell open in horror but seeing him burst
into a childish giggle that brought back a memory of his childhood
laughter just melted my heart. I gestured at him and wrapping my hand
around his neck, I told him about the family album I was going through
and how I'd gotten ideas on some family members to talk to and get some
concrete results from,
"Are you still on that matter? Maj seriously I
think we should let sleeping dogs lie, there's really no point digging
into the past and how our ancestor made his fortune, so what happens if
we find out he did something heinous to get his wealth? Maj please let's
free this thing"
My face fell disappointingly, I fired back
"You can't
be serious Hamz, we've always wanted this, we've always wanted to
get to the root of all this mystery surrounding the family fortune and
why it can't be shared amongst all the male grandkids and great-grand
kids, that is if the so called wealth still exists, we are all suffering
and you know we need this money besides my adventurous slash undercover
crime busting genes are all up and kicking, you can't seriously be
backing out now"
Hamz shook his head sadly and told me he insist we let
sleeping dogs lie,
"Just try and assume we got digging and found out the
wealth was gotten from unclean sources, kaput!"
I twitched my lips
angrily and stormed out of the kitchen but not before demanding he
immediately wash the zinc and stop spitting into a place where we wash
our food, Hamz nodded, shouting after me to let sleeping dogs lie but I
was already curious and I know I couldn't just let it go, dig I must. I
met Karl and Mom on my way upstairs as they were descending down for
breakfast, as usual it was bread and tea and I'd already set the
table so I just told them to go ahead while I went into my room to
quickly jot down my conversation with Hamz in the kitchen earlier for kuwda purposes.
While we were all having breakfast couple of minutes
later, Mom reminded us about the impending ramadan fast which was
already upon us and as it is the usual practice, we shop for food stuffs
beforehand but this year, the times have been quite hard and as such we
have to be really frugal with our spendings,
" You are all aware of how
things are financially in this house for a couple of weeks now, so that
means our budget for food stuff has to be meticulously planned out so
we see if we can have some change left...if you all were working
somewhere hip and making lots of money, we probably won't be going
through this but, it is what it is"
Mom said making Karl and QT turn
their mouths in a ticked off manner as they saw this as Mom's indirect
dig at them but honestly, in my opinion, it wasn't a dig at all and
maybe deep down their hearts, they knew but were only upset at the fact
that they can't help the situation. Karl offered to speak with his mom
to help with some dollars which we all appreciated. After breakfast, the
boys cleared the table while Mom and I stayed back to draft a list of
what to buy with the available resources at hand and after haggling back
and forth about how much foodstuffs cost and Mom trying to ensure I
wasn't trying to inflate the prices with a few nairas to have some
change to myself which got us into some bickering spliced with a lot of
laughter, we finally agreed on estimated prices and she begged me to
bring any change left back, it touched my heart to hear her talk that
way since she wasn't usually like that which means this money crunch
must be biting her and by extension us, deep. I nodded, assuring her I
will. Hamz joined Karl and I as we took the car onwards to the market.
It was quite a fun ride as my brothers tried miming to raps by
2chainz, it was quite hilarious. On getting to the market, we maneuvered
our way through the muddy, dirtied and narrow roads of the market,
squeezing our way through fellow market goers, market women and the
general market crowd as different sellers beckoned on us to purchase
their wares, Karl had his shades on as he couldn't deal with the harsh
sunlight on his eyes while Hamz acted as my personal body guard, leading
the way and pushing people off my path while a meek me tenderly tip
toed on the damp, muddy grounds.
Whilst walking along, a plastic ball
from nowhere hit my leg, thankfully, I was wearing a short knickers
which I prefer wearing to the market to avoid motorcycle riders or cars
splashing mud on my long trousers so I wasn't stained but my leg got
muddied but before I could curse at whoever kicked the ball, I saw a
cute 2 year old boy running towards me with a beautiful smile that
melted my heart as he sheepishly apologised for hitting me, Hamz who
was ahead of me looked back to ascertain what was going on when he
didn't see me right behind him, I stroked the boy by the cheeks
playfully and said it was ok as I kicked his ball towards him, by now
his mother was advancing towards him with a hiss, ready to spank him for
hitting me with his ball when I quickly cradled the boy to my laps,
blocking the mom's advancing slap with my back, she complained about me
defending the boy but I said it was nothing
" He's just a kid"
I said
then paused when I saw the face of the mother carefully, my mouth went
agape, I turned in a flash towards Hamz who had also recognised the
mother, his face a look of anger mixed with surprised, it was Hamz's
ex-girlfriend who had roped him in a paternity debacle as read in
Wrecking ball , it was such an awkward meet as Hamz stubbornly turned
back and walked on while I crouched down and played with the boy who
could have being my nephew for a few minutes then introduced him to
uncle Karl who shook hands with the boy, Bisola's eyes got glassy with
tears, apparently, things got so bad for her and she ended up grinding
cassava flour for a living, I was touched yet angry at Hamz's unbothered
attitude, I asked her how she was doing before realising that came out
wrong, ofcourse she wasn't doing well but I didn't know what to say and I
had no money to give them, we were on a tight budget and I didn't have
extra cash to spare, I thought about the boy and the effects the noise
pollution from the grinding mill will have on his little eardrums, it
moved me so I asked for her number and told her I would get in touch
with her even though she had a look like I was just saying that to
escape and might delete her number once she was out of sight but I knew I
had to help her however little.
"Come here young man!"
I called on the
little boy, hugged and gave him some loose change to buy biscuits
with, Bisola thanked me as Karl and I waved goodbye.
"What was the
meaning of the bullshit you displayed back there Hamz? "
I cried, he
gave me a nonchalant side look and kept walking along, incensed, I
wanted to walk forward and grab him but Karl pulled me back, giving me
the sign to calm down, I looked at Hamz fuming then let out a long
exhale , the local market women kept staring at us, wondering if all was
well, I smiled then began bargaining with raw rice sellers.
Thirty
minutes later and we emerged from the markets with our arms filled with
foodstuffs while local load carriers helped with the bags of rice, beans
and other grains towards the car, Karl opened the car boot and all was
put in there, we got into the car and zoomed off towards home. Silence
descended amongst us all, Karl chose not to utter a word until one of us
said something, Hamz kept making faces like he couldn't be bothered
while I faced front steadily looking on,
then suddenly Hamz's voice
broke the silence,
" I don't know what you wanted me to do, you and I
knew exactly what transpired between bisola and I, she tried to
implicate me in a paternity drama, so I run into her now then throw my
hands around her and her kid with glee? Abso-fucking-lutely NOT" ,
Responding calmly, I said,
"No one is asking you to throw your arms
around her, granted what she did was terrible but she, like you, was
young and overwhelmed by the trouble you all were in and acted that
way,now that you saw her, at least say hello or atl east greet her child"
Hamz retorted instantly,
" NO WAY brother! No way, I can't greet the
bitch who was shagging around with my friends, got knocked up and now
sadly earns a living selling stuffs at the market, I'm almost sorry I
didn't break down looking all sad for her, she deserved it, have you
forgotten what I went through? The embarrassment and all, ah! Am sorry
Maj"
I didn't bother dragging issues with him and all was silent
till we got home. The fasting started few days later and it went pretty
well and quite uneventful till the end.
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Firts and foremost, no happy new month and you are not consistent with your post, please work on that, now to the story,nice piece ,i really see no reason why hamz needs to speak to the girl, her tears might be tears of regret for what she's done to hamz in the past judging by what he said about her which you didn't deny also he's just a kid while bisola has had to learn the hard way and mature fast due to what fate has handed her, so strictly speaking, hamz did no wrong
ReplyDelete-Elise snowman, ireland
Much luck to mrs adagiri, i read a piece you posted about her approaching menopause,really it's nothing to be fearful of and even though her main regrets are that she has no daughter because she believes men can't be relied upon in old age, fate has sort of doused that in the form of you being the daughter in quote she never had, hamz is a stubborn boy and i hope his past doesn't come back to haunt him, but then who knows, it all happened so suddenly and unexpected he had no sure way to react the best way for him was to stay mute, after the blade attack,am surprised he didn't attack the lady, all the best
ReplyDelete-Yetunde,isolo,lagos
you all act so foreign like,i mean which nigerian family goes in for a group hug, you guys haven't fought in a while, i guess this is all fiction or maybe what happens when a single mom raises boys in a city like abuja, don't change maj, i like your style, don't blend into the mainstream
ReplyDelete-Gbenro,lagos
nice delivery as always, but you should have edited out the toilet detail from your head while typing, i was swallowing amala when i read that part, i almost threw it right up
ReplyDelete-Bisola, yaba,lagos
you have a good heart with what you did with that little boy, but whatever happened to qatari? he's almost always mute
ReplyDelete-Khadija,abuja
for your mom to trust you with food money,lol, you are quite the model kid,lolz, all these naija guys,lolz, one can't trust them with money, all they be thinking is how to cut corners and save money for side chick,lol
ReplyDelete-Ngozi
Maj was truthful at once, he acted out his real self but then I love the way Hamz reacted at least he did what anyone else who was hurt could do. I also applaud the transcending of the write.. Its nice keep it up as always.
ReplyDeletei quite agree @manoel
Delete-Ebuka, Lagos
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Deletei've missed reading your blog maj, this piece is quite funny
ReplyDelete-Yvonne,lagos