The new world order

I had stepped out early that saturday morning with the sun shining brightly in the sky gradually heating up everywhere as temperature steadily soar high, running errands for Mom feeling like I might pass out soon from thirst and exhaustion from trekking around the estate...  earlier that morning, I had grudgingly climbed out of bed after she called me through her phone and I knew instantly she was feeling too lazy to either call out my name from her room or come in into mine to call me, so I threw my blanket aside, climbed out of bed, then went out of my room and towards hers which is adjacent to the room I share with Karl.

Still sleeping on her bed, she handed me her atm card and asked me to go and make withdrawals from the atm machine at the entrance to our estate by a new generation bank situated there, I wanted to grumble but cut myself short before I even started when Mom said it is so I could get us bread, milk and tea for breakfast and I knew I would get to keep the loose change from the transaction of buying those aforementioned items...I don't know why but since I was a child, I have had an obsession with keeping loose change when I buy things. So on getting back, my hands laden with bags of goodies for breakfast and my lips parched with thirst from trekking the whole distance from home to bank then to the store and back with my armpit and chest area of my top damp with sweat which were kicking my nostrils as I hadn't showered before stepping out and my feet  dirty with dust, I just wanted to get inside and quench my thirst then jump inside the shower but on getting inside our compound, I heard voices apparently belonging to my brothers arguing back and forth and from the tone of their voices which seemed angry, it looked like the boys were close to exchanging fistbumps and I wondered what could have happened in the short while I'd been away...could it be hunger?

A jack of one trade

They say if you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans! Growing up as a kid, I was brought up to not only adore God and fear him but also see him as my best friend and confidant and as such encouraged to constantly  lay all  my desires and plans before him, which, trust me, I did all the time...I told God all of my plans, projects and dreams and thinking about it in hindsight now, I think I must have sent him chuckling really hard...holding his chest as he doubled over with mirth at my strive when he had other plans for me.

Growing up, I had dreams just like every other kid to either be a lawyer or doctor, engineer and other "big" professions but as the tide of life took me on its fast paced course, it gradually narrowed my waves of ambitions to the one thing that had been constant, which I did without much effort and that I love doing but most neglected....writing.

Happy new month of march

This is wishing you all Amazeballs, a wonderful month filled with immeasurable blessings, may we all march triumphantly into our glory this month and throughout our lives. Happy new month. Next episodes on keeping up with the adagiris-

Anti-valentine

The days leading towards valentine literally got everywhere and everyone rife with palpitations, everyone was giddy at the thought of spending the day with their partners, going on dates or just generally having a nice time.

Conversations with the guys centered on what each one would be wearing and what party, lounge or hangout would be ideal to spend the day and on social media? It was over flooded with a lot of brands advertising discounts for lovers, everyone suddenly seem to be in a relationship as social media timelines got filled with love quotes and pictures of a whole lot of couples (even though a lot are broken up) and can't wait to be decked out in red and white outfits.

Am not particularly a vals person, to me, it's just the 14th day of the second month of the year but to my utter shock,  the love fever in the air gradually creeped up on me and I thought it would be nice to catch up with Simi again. I had seen Hamz also preparing for valentine, as he recently had a faux bouquet of stunningly beautiful rose flowers he had save money for delivered to our house, Mom kept teasing him about who the new lady in his life could be these days and given the awkward encounter between myself, him and Simi in FONDLE FOR TWO, it started to bug my psyche that perhaps, he's trying to snag up Simi which to me would be an act of betrayal, I mean, Simi is suppose to be with me, not him, even if he has feelings for her, by virtue of me being his brother, he ought to kill his affections for Simi because of me...that's what brothers do right?   

Meet the brothers!

  A lot of Kuwda fans, especially those who didn't start with us from inception, read our stories and though they enjoy it, don't  fully understand why we are the way we are even though they relate to a lot of our stories and some already feeling like a part of us. I occasionally get mails from fans asking why the brothers always defend Maj (myself) from trolls, why are the brothers so close and show so much love towards each other despite having occasional "great" fights and misunderstanding amongst several other personal questions.

Well, in this episode of keeping up with the adagiris, we are taking a little trip back in hindsight at some episodes which focused mainly on each of the brothers to get a scope at their personalities.

Flaws, Warts and All

Mom's car horns kept honking non-stop at the gate, getting me agitated and rather upset at what could make her horn like that as though she was pursued by thieves, I walked briskly towards the window, pulling the curtain apart to see where Garuba could be that he hasn't opened the gate already.

Just at that moment, Garuba jumped out of his cubicle room and ran towards  the gate to open it, I hissed loudly, dropping the curtain and going back to sit on the sofa. Mom's car zoomed to a halt in the compound and I stood up again to meet her halfway into the house,

 "Welcome Mom",

I greeted, she nodded in acknowledgment and dropped her bag into my hands to carry inside, I looked at her, quite puzzled at her mood. I walked up to her and solemnly asked her what happened, she scoffed and started as Hamz,QT and Karl walked in at that moment to hear all she was about to say,

"Can you believe my ungrateful sisters, I went to see them and gave them money for their feeding et al and do you know what they said? That the money isn't enough and that I should dole out more money...can you believe that? These bitches never understand that money is tight for everyone plus do they think am packing money where I work? Do they think I have things easy for me or have no use for money or no responsibilities of my own...?"

Mom raked as we all looked at each other in utter shock, she used the word bitch, Mom is truly livid right now, she continued

Sister Sister

It's been a few days after the carnival and I'd been avoiding an awkward run in with Simi whenever I went out, post FONDLE FOR TWO after my brother and I had a "squeeze" with her, conversely, Hamz has been looking forward to seeing her again, crazy guy right? It was a weekend...a saturday morning, I lay down on the sofa, reading an online story when QT bounced in, playfully slapped my feet and sat on the rug close to me, I paused from my reading and gave him a smile as it hit  me that I haven't had a nice one on one chat with my elder brother in a long while, our conversations have mostly included the rest of the brothers, this is slightly intentional as QT is a man of few words and more often than not, he upsets one and never takes anything serious hence one is tended not to engage him in meaningful conversations so I thought to break the ice and tell him what was on my mind without holding my breath he won't disappoint.

Fondle for two

FORWARD- This post contains sexually explicit language, discretion is hereby adviced.

The one who shall not be named

"MAKE WAY! MAKE WAY!  DIVA COMING THROUGH!"

Hamz called out as I descended the stairs into the sitting room where Karl and QT were busy playing a video game, I smiled, playfully pushing him away by his head then theatrically sashayed into the kitchen, Hamz continued,

"Kim...kim....kimmy!"

He yelled after me, taking repeated flashed shots of me with his phone acting like a papparazzo

" Who the hell is kim?"

Happy new month of february

Happy new month Amazeballs! It is the month of love, let the love we share be wholesome, unbiased, non-discriminatory and not tied to intimate love alone! May we all attract God's love this month and forever! Show some love just because...

Next episodes on keeping up with the Adagiris..