I had stepped out early that saturday
morning with the sun shining brightly in the sky gradually heating up
everywhere as temperature steadily soar high, running errands for Mom
feeling like I might pass out soon from thirst and exhaustion from
trekking around the estate... earlier that morning, I had grudgingly
climbed out of bed after she called me through her phone and I knew
instantly she was feeling too lazy to either call out my name from her
room or come in into mine to call me, so I threw my blanket aside,
climbed out of bed, then went out of my room and towards hers which is
adjacent to the room I share with Karl.
Still sleeping on her bed, she
handed me her atm card and asked me to go and make withdrawals from the
atm machine at the entrance to our estate by a new generation bank
situated there, I wanted to grumble but cut myself short before I even
started when Mom said it is so I could get us bread, milk and tea for
breakfast and I knew I would get to keep the loose change from the
transaction of buying those aforementioned items...I don't know why but
since I was a child, I have had an obsession with keeping loose change
when I buy things. So on getting back, my hands laden with bags of
goodies for breakfast and my lips parched with thirst from trekking the
whole distance from home to bank then to the store and back with my
armpit and chest area of my top damp with sweat which were kicking my
nostrils as I hadn't showered before stepping out and my feet dirty
with dust, I just wanted to get inside and quench my thirst then jump
inside the shower but on getting inside our compound, I heard voices
apparently belonging to my brothers arguing back and forth and from the
tone of their voices which seemed angry, it looked like the boys were
close to exchanging fistbumps and I wondered what could have happened in
the short while I'd been away...could it be hunger?
I got inside and
Hamz quickly signaled for me, stretching his hand towards my direction
and gesticulating for me to come close to him obviously to get me to
side with him in the argument which I was to learn was on their
differences on different topics, ranging from history to terrorism and
the likes, I smiled, shaking my head and wondering why this should be
discussed when they haven't even had breakfast but was in a way glad it
was an intellectual argument and not some mundane, silly argument on
women or football so I thought I should give my two cents on the issue
without necessarily siding with either of my brothers as they all had
their individual valid points so I started,
" First off brothers, you
all were correct in your arguments, it's just that to find a common
ground to cement your arguments is what is amiss...you guys have to
understand that we couldn't all think and act alike...if we all read the
same book and asked to discuss a universal theme of the book, we would
all give differing opinions on the same theme, that's why for example,
we all read the same religious holy books but differ in its
interpretations, what does this tells us? That words are ambiguous, it
depends on which angle you are seeing it from and your interpretations
of the text would stem from your own experiences in life. islam as a
religion has different sects within its fold and same as christians and
if for example, in christendom, a pastor who believes women should cover
their hair whilst in church versus the pastors who advocate for free
reign were to prove their stance using quotes from the bible, both would
give convincing arguments with evidences from the bible to prove their
point...so what am I trying to say? The spell God casted through his
words to humans and all inhabitants of earth since the days of babylon
is still in effect which is for humanity to be as diverse in thoughts,
creed, race, sexuality, acts, religion, habits, etc as much and vast as
possible but united by our common humanity and allegiance to God, so you
all had your points, you just don't see the place yet to agree...we all
disagree to agree, that's why, one of the signs of end times is the
strive by money moguls to have a one world government, one world
currency, the all-seeing eye and all that, God never planned for all of
humanity to be straight, or for all to be muslims or christians or all
married and have a happy ever after, no, each human has a story which is
uniquely his however similar his story is with another",
Silence
descended on everyone as QT, Hamz and Karl seemed to literally digest my
opinion before Hamz suggested I espouse on conspiracy theories
surrounding end times, secret cults, illuminati, terrorism and the
likes, he said,
"You know, you're right there Maj! I learnt a group of
money big wigs higher than billionaires are plotting all these
stuffs...like the rockerfellers, rothschilds and the likes",
I nodded
while sipping a cup of cold water, wiping the trail of water over the
top of my lips then responding,
"Haven't you ever wondered why the
rothschilds, rockerfellers and other world tycoons of incredible fortune
are never listed in the world's wealthiest in forbes magazine? Because
the richer you become, the more secretive you get, it's all a conspiracy
theory anyway but a lot is going on in the world than it meets the eye,
like over sensationalism of news...news about war and terror which
didn't happen are projected to have happened with journalist totally
filming an "acted" scenarios of war and terror happening and broken to
us as live and direct, the media has been bought, they let us know what
they want us to know to evoke whatever feeling they want us to
feel...Karl, you should know a thing or two about this" ,
I said turning
to look at Karl who nodded and gave examples of events that were blown
out of all proportion in the war against iraq and other events that were
totally quelled and full accounts never reported to suit an agenda that
the people who control the world wanted us to know.
" Fear is the tool
being used to get us in sync coupled with a lot of brainwashing so that
at the end, things would be so broken down and ghastly in the whole
world, we would all desire the idea of a one world government"
I said
before going forward to talking about the assumption as regards
conspiracy theory journals I read online about how national identity
cards are a measure at getting everyone in formation, social security
numbers, vaccinations as a means to embedding unseen micro chips in
humans,
"...the vaccines do their jobs of protecting against illnesses
but also lying latent in the blood streams is micro chips waiting to be
unleashed",
Hamz whose lips had fallen apart looked on in horror as he
took in all I said along with Karl's contribution then said
"..like
nikita..where people who refuse to comply with the agendas of percy had
their heads blown off after being deceived then had a chip implanted at
the base of their heads...I think that the nikita series was telling us a
lot more than just to entertain..including V, the series because I also
heard all the shocking conspiracy stories surrounding the british royal
family...about them being frogs and stuff",
This got us bursting out
laughing as Karl and I nodded in affirmation that we also read and heard
about that too, Hamz continued,
"I would be surprised if you haven't,
you are a voracious reader and an anglophile Maj and you Karl have been
in the army and back...no wonder bill gates is so so passionate about
vaccination...is this some ploy to get us all in sync? Good lord! God
knows Mom had us all vaccinated against everything, multiple shots of
polio vaccination, measles, hepatitis, I can go on, so does that mean
the chips embedded in us is in another grade of its own? AH! "
He asked,
quite alarmed which got us all laughing,
"But how did these
billionaires get to be where they are now with so much control over most
of the world's wealth and hold over virtually everything, the media,
finance, etc",
Hamz asked and I responded,
"Wars Hamz, the world wars
were financed by these people way back, supplying arms to these side of
the divide and supplying money to the other side of the divide such that
countries were owing the rothschilds a lot of money and they owned the
federal reserves and as it said, "let me control the money and show me
who runs the country" or something like that was a statement attributed
to the great great grand fathers of the rothschilds, in other words, as
long as they controlled the money that finances the economy, it doesn't
matter who ruled the country",
Karl chipped in saying most of the
wealthy men who opposed the setting up of the federal reserves were
tricked to get on the titanic and the ship sunk, the rothschilds
controlled virtually all banks worldwide or are affiliated in some ways
to the rothschilds banking empire.
"The drug companies too, how come
cannabis was banned when it is according to testimonies from people is
very healthy and cure for cancer while chemotherapy which kills both
good and bad cells kills the patient even way earlier before the
disease, this is because a cabal rule over the healthcare slash drug
companies, they profit from global pandemics, lifestyle diseases of
different kinds and nutritional slash herbal medicines downgraded as
crude and unethical, it's sad really and what for? For money, a whole
lotta money, a lot of debilitating drugs which do more harm than good,
including foods now containing genetically modified organisms are now
everywhere, causing strange diseases, it's crazy and the companies go to
great lengths to ensure they bribe medical journals and scientist
bodies and medical groups to approve their drugs and give it their stamp
of it being healthy to be used...I mean even if sodas are touted as
healthy, then that says alot",
QT sighed, raising his head up as he had
limited knowledge about the subject and had been busy googling up the
rothschilds and their history and the conspiracies surrounding them on
his phone while we talked,
" I just read here that they never marry
outside the family to keep the wealth in the family but didn't paris'
sister marry one of the rothschilds a few months back or so?"
He asked, I
nodded, responding
"Oh yeah, they had this rule laid down by their
ancestor for all of them to marry within the family by hitching their
cousins but I guess at some point after many years, you will find
someone who might not like the cousins opened up for marriage or might
be a rebel and rather than marry his/her cousin, they marry from an
equally wealthy family, the hiltons are fucking wealthy in their own
right, so the money isn't exactly slipping out...you feel me, so the guy
married nicky hilton",
"I've seen a lot of these clips on the
illuminati, skulls and bones and all these covert billionaires clubs and
meetings...do you think dangote would be part of such?"
QT asked, Hamz
and I looked at each other in surprise,
"I wouldn't know about him but
who knows...who knows"
Was my tactical response, I continued,
"Also, it
has been reported that these billionaires and trillionaires secretly got
themselves bunkers miles and miles under the earth capable of surviving
an astronomical level of nuclear destruction or wipe out, infact, I
also read online that saddam hussein and osama bin laden are still alive
and are living in bunkers somewhere in iceland!"
Hamz's eyes went
saucers and together with QT, bursted out laughing, I tried to press
home my point, feeling quite stung by their response
"If you both were
avid readers, you would have come across those stuff and yes, I know one
shouldn't believe everything one reads online but it was quite
convincing the way it was narrated, point is, rich people are getting
themselves bunkers, if we are alive to see the day the world goes bust,
then that would be hell happening on earth",
QT responded,
"Am checking
some bunkers up for sale on the net and there's one in greece for a
whooping 2 million dollars, oh my God, come check this out guys, state
of the art decor, and A-class living with enough oxygen and water,
electricity to last ten years"
We all gathered around QT and were
admiring the beautiful home lurked miles below the earth with so much
world class gadgets and everything to make life cozy you wouldn't even
feel like you are below the earth, including rooms with artificial sun
and stars for when you miss seeing the sun, clubs, cinema house, etc,
Hamz whistled and tapping me, he said,
"Well Maj, what are you waiting
for, you are the kim of the family and as such the wealthiest member of
this family, it would only set you back a paltry 2 millions gees, put in
a bid will you?"
We all dissolved into gales of giggles as I slapped
Hamz at the back of his head!
KEEP UP!
Hamz is hilarious and i think this issue shouldn't be talked about, it's quite controversial and we really cant know all the details
ReplyDelete-Selena, jos
why shouldn't it be talked about/ it is people like you who encourage others to cower in fear and lurk in the dark background, i love how the brothers fully engaged in the discussion, though karl was from the text, seemed to not want to say much so he won't be quoted by maj and maj also sort of paraphrased what he said, the soldiers in iraq saw alot, these are the shits happening, may we be saved by the good lord
Delete-Comfort, lagos
@comfort, i suggested it shouldn't be talked about because they don't have the facts, just materials they read online which doesn't hold water, when people don't have a clue how someone is getting ahead in life, they get confused, then angry and out of pain start spinning theries..no offense maj
Delete-Selena, jos
hahaha! hamz, oh lord, asking the kim of the family to get them a bunker, so funny,also, you guys can't possibly live till the time of apocalypse, it's not anytime soon
ReplyDelete-Cally summer, usa
the times of the apocalypse can come at any time @cally stop deluding yourself, the signs of the end times are all visible to all
Delete-Monalisa, usa
At the end of the day, it ended in a light note, may God save us all...and about the vaccines, there are no unseen chips in it, don't get unnecessarily worked up and stop reading garbage online, there is no such stuff
ReplyDelete-Louise, scotland
hilarious piece as always maj, truly, the end times are here and i salute your opinion on us being diverse and all, truly, the world would be boring if we thought alike
ReplyDelete-Dave west indies
well, whether conspiracy theories or not, one thing is sure, there is some atom of truth to the whole story
ReplyDelete-Van murs, england
well, we need to talk more about this stuff
ReplyDelete-Wesley wright, australia
dare to talk maj,lol
ReplyDeleteboring maj, boring, this is unlike u
ReplyDeletefuck u anonymous
Delete-VAUGHAN PH
All hail @vaughan,lol
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