I was busy with the preparation of food for dinner, chopping vegetables,
onions, et al when Karl walked briskly into the kitchen where I was,
held me from behind by ringing his arms around my waist, grinding his
bulge against my thighs and giving me a peck behind my earlobe as I
swiftly turned to look at him, wondering if he was high. His hair
tousled beautifully in a bed mess, he retreated from me and asked if I
liked it,
"What? Karl? Are you alright? Ofcourse not I didn't like that,
you sure you okay?"
I fired rapidly at him, he beamed with smiles and
said he did that because he wanted to see my reaction as Hamz had told
him I kissed a guy and it was the most awkward and uncomfortable
experience he's ever had, I bowed my head in mock dejection, uttering
under my breath, "That punk of a guy", then replied
"How was it an
awkward experience for him? He kissed no guy"
Karl smiled and said Hamz
felt tortured seeing me pucker up to the dude and hasn't been able to
get over the image in his head and I just laughed, reminding him Hamz is
a kid and would get over it eventually, going further to explain how it
was a case of a game gone utterly wrong and me being me, a cerebral and
highly intellectual variety of the human specie (don't roll your eyes)
have processed the uncomfortable incident and let it out of my head and
gotten over it and they should all do same.
Whilst having dinner, Mom
grudgingly announced we won't be killing any ram in the coming Eid-kabir
celebrations due to lack of funds and we totally understood and
silently chowed down our meal. Few days to sallah and a few of our
muslim neighbors had already bought rams which they had teetered to
poles in front of their homes, bleating unendingly, I wasn't jealous,
rather I felt quite relieved knowing we would at least get some cut of
meat during sallah. Also, i wasn't expecting to sew a new flowing native
attire for the festive period but three days to the D-day, Mom
surprised us all by getting yards and yards of clothing material which
we quickly took to a tailor who took our body measurement and got to
work, promising to deliver our clothes on the eve of sallah day. Mom
then called me for us to brainstorm on what to buy and cook on sallah
day and also to deliberate on whether we need to give out cooked food to
our christian neighbors- in the face of the recession the country is
currently in- as it's customary to do.
While we were haggling back and
forth, she suddenly remembered her mom and declared instantly she was
going to travel to our hometown to spend the sallah celebration with her
as she doesn't want her to be lonely on that day, more so as it was a
tradition of her late sister, Aunt Tania to spend the festive period
with her, the more reason Mom felt the need to take off from where Tania
left things, so she went to the market and bought tins of milk and
other tea beverages as well as other food stuff to take home to her mom
and also bought food stuff which we would cook at home. Mom then called
her mom informing her of her intending trip and she seemed quite excited
that her daughter would be coming home to spend the period with her.
Mom then called her sisters Nina and Hubaida to inform them of her
travel plans only for them to call up their mom in an apparent ploy of
family politics and got her to change her mind, asking her to come to
abuja instead and they succeeded.
A day to sallah, as Mom was preparing
to travel, her mom called her up, asking her not to bother coming as she
would do the coming, apparently, Mom was so pissed but swallowed it and
said it was fine. There was so many things wrong with their mom coming,
first off is the sisters all living in less than perfect homes which
wasn't ideal to bring their mom to, secondly, the times are tough,
bringing the poor old lady would be much more expensive than Mom going
to meet her as she gets pretty hungry all the time, a sign of her
advanced age which means cooking more often and upon getting set to
leave, they would need to buy twice the amount of goodies and foodstuff
they would normally buy if Mom was to just visit her in our hometown, so
Mom decided she would take a back seat and watch how they (her sisters)
would spin a magic on this to make it all work.
On sallah day, Karl
surprised us all by volunteering to help slaughter the rams for almost
all our muslim neighbors who bought rams. As I have a phobia for blood, I
couldn't stand the sight and ran inside whilst a shirtless Karl took a
sharp knife and after calling the name of God went on to slaughter five
rams that day whilst Hamz and QT joined in to help cut and clean up the
animals with the rest of the men in the neighborhood while everyone
praised Karl for having a spine of steel even though it amused all to
see an almost white american man slaughtering animals on a muslim
festival day. Mom felt proud of him but I couldn't care as I was holed
up in my room, not wanting to see a living animal's life snuffed out
with a knife.
True to my words, we got sent chunks of raw meat which I
cut up and marinated then cooked, sending its delicious smelling aroma
all over the place and after frying, dished out meat to everyone while
specially dishing out the neck area of the slaughtered rams to Karl as
it's tradition for whoever slaughters a ram to get the chunky, fleshy
neck area added with a big glass of chilled orange juice to boot, Karl
kicked back, hungrily chewing at the deliciously fried meat with his
lips noisily sipping at the orange juice in a manner reminiscent of
greek warriors and gladiators of old!
KEEP UP!
LMAO! Karl is such a funny guy, i would be embarrassed if my brother grinded his bulge against me..wth..lol, so much fun reading and karl has military background so he can slaughter rams with ease, lol
ReplyDelete-Lyndsay Fairweather, england
karl is the most fun and interesting of the brothers, laid back but when he wants to be funny and intriguing, out he blooms, lol
ReplyDelete-Carina, Melbourne
wow..karl impresses me everyday, lol..love u
ReplyDelete-Ngozi, delta
you go karl..slay slay slay, lol
ReplyDelete-VAUGHAN,PH
The adagiris..not your typical african family
ReplyDelete-Louise walsh, canterbury
Totally loving this, lol
ReplyDelete-Violet tekata, ghana
Very interesting and slightly controversial piece
ReplyDelete-THE GREAT ANON