Peter is a rather ubiquitous young lad who's spontaneous and quite fun
to be with and a friend of Hamz's.
One chilly saturday morning, after a
heavy downpour with droplets of rain still drizzling, Mom went out with
QT and Karl to inspect a plot of land which she plans to cultivate into a
farmland leaving just myself and Hamz alone at home when Peter, in
company of a group of other young guys who are also friends of Hamz came
visiting.
Even though I'm noted amongst my siblings not to get chatty
with my siblings' friends, the guys somehow roped me into their
conversations and I found my stone cold facial appearance that morning
gradually thawing into a cheerful face as I flowed with their
conversations and after about thirty minutes of non-stop banter, we all
decided to play a game of truth and dare with Peter drafting the game's
rules with penalties attached to each rule which were meant to be
awkward, uncomfortable and outright embarrassing... Apparently, this
looks like it's going to be fun.
Things got pretty exciting and soon got
heated as players fell and punishment meted out which were very
embarrassing to the players to the amusement of all. I thought I was on
top of my game, slaying everyone right and left as everyone, including
myself thought I was beyond failing when shockingly, I fell short on my
answers and was asked to dip my hand into the "pool of trouble pot" to
pick my nemesis, it felt funny yet scary as I couldn't imagine what
penalty I would be slapped with upon picking a piece of wrapped tiny
sheet. When I unfolded the tiny piece of paper, the shocking penalty
reads,
"You are to kiss your team mate"
My mouth went wide open in
horror, everyone kept saying "shit" amidst laughter, a befuddled Hamz
turned to Peter who was the guy I was to kiss and asked him why he would
put such a penalty in the pool,
"C'mon man! We are all men, this is
fucking awkward AF Pete" ,
To which he cheekily responded,
"But that's the
essence of the game... To be very very awkward and besides, I didn't
think I would be the one to pick this or have to pair with whoever does,
I was hoping it would be you two brothers who would end up doing this,
then that would be fucking awkward".
I was so mortified to speak, Hamz
cackled in alarm then went,
"You're fucking maad to assume I would lock
lips with a man not the least my own brother, are you nuts?"
So Hamz,
Peter and I agreed we should shelve that penalty and pick another to
which others roared in disagreement, arguing that since they've had to
go through with their own punishments amongst which includes, licking
the soles of everyone's shoes, dancing butt naked, etc, we definitely
had to go ahead with our own punishment, so I braced up for what could
probably be a kiss of death as Peter and I kept laughing awkwardly at
the thought of what we were expected to do whilst Hamz covered his mouth
in horror, squinting his eyes so as to barely see what was going on.
After what seemed like forever, Peter and I cleared our throats and
gradually moved closer to each other as the other lads roared with
laughter, jumping around and clapping, as some said it served Peter
right for falling into his own trap. With my face propped forward, I
shut my eyes tight and waited for his lips to touch mine when suddenly I
felt the cool touch of a tight lipped pair of bilabials against mine as
one of the guys uttered "Gross" at that moment while I immediately
perceived Peter's breath stinking of garlic so I quickly withdrew from
him, almost in a flash as the rest of the guys kept roaring with
laughter with Hamz looking red and forlorn at the same time, uttering
under his breath,
"What in jupiter's cock is this?".
Though over hyped
for the wrong reasons, I wasn't totally disgusted with the smack as I
had thought it would be except for his breath oozing of garlic, it felt
pretty unreal but plain and unlike katy perry who kissed a girl and
liked it, I just kissed a boy and I pretty much didn't like it.
KEEP UP!
Lol, i can imagine how awkward that must have felt but really, it's no bid deal, heavens didn't fall
ReplyDelete-Lyndsay Fairweather, England
Yucks! Oh maj, lol
ReplyDelete-Aisha Umar, abuja
Eww! i almost wanted to say serves you right and gosh, God knows i hate a garlic breath, lol, sorry dear.
ReplyDelete-Emily Rj, ICELAND
Hmmn..the guy didn't seem quite fazed as maj and hamz were, guess he felt giddy puckering up to maj, lol..don't blame him
ReplyDelete-Siobhan krust, scotland
Lol, i love your brazenness to post this..super dope
ReplyDelete-VAUGHAN ,PH
lol..so gross maj, you should have stormed out
ReplyDelete-Kayla, usa
your indirect support for the lgbt community..keep it up
ReplyDelete-Rashonda, usa
You're really talented maj, lol and truly africa's kim....lol, so daring
ReplyDelete-Somto, Geneva
You are daring maj to share this....quite controversial in a place like nigeria.
ReplyDelete-Claire, brussels
wow..just wow
ReplyDeleteLol i love u maj....no holds barred, frank assessment of your deeds and family, love u
ReplyDelete-Melvin, lagos
👍.nice one.
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