Mom beamed happily from ear to ear as she sashayed down the two rows of
stairs leading into the sitting room from the dining area, cladded in a
gold sequined body-fitting gown which hugged her womanly curves while
the dress shone brightly, deflecting rays all over the place on catching
the rays of light turned on around the house whilst holding two
glasses of chilled drinks in hand, walking towards her longtime pal from
akwa-ibom state, Madam Effiong,
"What's this one oo my friend?"
Madam
Effiong asked on sighting the off-yellow pale-coloured drink Mom was
handing her, feigning mock alarm as Mom smiled,
"It's lemonade my
friend, don't worry, I won't poison you!"
Both friends bursted into a
raucous laugh before Madam Effiong took a sip or two of the drink then
gently placed the glass cup on the center table, she cleared her throat
and went,
"Hmmn! Nice drink my friend, I've always avoided lemons you
know, because of that tangy, almost bitter taste it has that arrest the
mouth but this is superb, Hmmn! "
Mom smiled and responded,
"It's Maj
that got me hooked on new ways to stay looking young and my skin looking
ageless with lemon water, coconut water, infused water, my dear I can
go on and on, looking good my friend...is good business, Maj won't allow
me look anything like a grandmother, that boy is something else, it's
as though he's scared of aging",
Mom and her friend dissolved into gales
of giggles again before Madam Effiong replied,
"Well, I have to agree
with your boy...he's so creative and charming, I love him so much"
Mom
nodded in agreement, taking a few sips from her cup while Madam's
Effiong's countenance suddenly furrowed into a serious look, she went,
"So my friend, tell me about your in-law, ehn! I didn't believe what you
told me on the phone, that that witch poured sand into your food? Like
really?"
Mom sighed, nodding continuously with her lips arched downwards
in a sad look, she responded,
"I didn't believe it myself my friend,
the first few seconds, it was as though I was having a nightmare that I
would wake up from, I didn't know how to react, I was beyond
dumbfounded! Thank God for my sons Maj and Karl who quickly took me away
from that scene, I would have literally entered the ground."
Madam
Effiong sighed,
"That's really terrible oo my friend, Ehn! I think you
need to put up a fight...not necessarily physical but you know...to show
them that you are no vegetable",
She said, Mom smiled and took a few
sips of her drink and staring at it intently, she said,
"People say when
life gives them lemons, they make lemonade...I say when life gives me
lemons, I make a perfect lemon meringue pie! You just wait and see!"
Mrs
Effiong smiled, going ahead to hail Mom,
"My friend My friend! My
friend My friend, I trust you!"
KEEP UP!
So let me get this straight, you hid in a corner and listened to your mom's convo with her friend to much detail that you described how she walked and all?
ReplyDelete-Cynthia, anambra
LMAO @cynthia
Delete-Randy, jos
So? kuwda must be done, so what's the big deal if he eavesdropped on his mom's convo, you can't exactly cal that bad manners right now, sometimes, some eavesdropping could be for the greater good, lol
Delete-Funke, ilorin
touche @ funke
DeleteWhen mom plots, hmmn, lol
ReplyDelete-Lyndsay Fairweather, england
She has to put an end to this nightmare
ReplyDelete-Lisa, leeds
Silly little family
ReplyDelete-Samir, india
You're a fucking idiot for saying that samir, how dare you call someone's family silly, it's not compulsory you come on here, if you've wasted your time, get the hell out
Delete-Nisser, west indies
samir is a pure punk, you all should just ignore him
Delete-Pam, usa
That awesome moment when the amazeballs come for a commenter, lol..maj feeling like bey right now, lol
Delete-VAUGHAN PH
nice post..ove the ending about making lemon meringue pie..momma is a slayer, lol
ReplyDeletenice post
ReplyDelete-Klaus
ok, seen
ReplyDeleteNneka
enjoyed this
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