"...Rumour has it that your hawt hawt oyinbo brother is now dating
Shalewa the sly hoe!"
Amina, a former crush and now a platonic friend of
mine upon getting married chimed as we catch up having lunch at an
eatery close to my house on her dime along with other mutual friends
amidst a lot of mirth.
"Hmmmn! WHAT?"
I exclaimed, chuckled then replied
saying I would be the first to know if Karl was seeing someone,
"...We
live in the same house and share a room, trust me, I'll know but really,
he's not seeing anyone, he's just really taking his time"
I reckoned
with a careless shrug, shoveling a spoonful of fried rice into my mouth.
Amina, a mixed, petite lady of Shua Arab and Fulani parentage is a
lady who formerly lived on our street and back then, I had a huge crush
on her primarily due to her stunning beauty that literally leaves men shaking with
awe, very fair complexioned, slim with long black wavy hair but I knew I
didn't stand a chance as from the look of things, her strict father
already had her betrothed to a wealthy local chief in his hometown from
her childhood and she had already resigned herself to that fate but we
managed to stay friends and thankfully, because of my soft manly
features, I was seen as harmless and without ulterior motives by her
family hence our friendship was approved by her family thus I was about
her only male friend approved by the family.
Amina shook her head sadly
and reiterated her stance that Shalewa was seeing Karl albeit secretly,
she knew this because "girls talk", I stopped in my tracks midway
chewing a well fried chicken breast, almost choking on my food as Amina
quickly handed me a cup of chilled yoghurt which I collected in a snap
and downed it to clear my throat,
"Don't die biko, your mom will have my
head on a platter"
She said amidst laughter joined in by our other
friends Nima, Basherat, Kola and Zubair. Kola then quipped in an obvious
banter for me not to freak out as it wasn't such a bad idea for Karl to
date Shalewa regardless of public opinion about her as at some point,
some man will still end up going to prostrate before her family carrying
along barns of yam and other goodies to seek her hand in marriage,
"Stop it Kola, this isn't funny, I'll find out when I get home but like I
said, this is most likely to be false"