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#Poof...Poooof....poof!"
The sounds came in quick succession from 
beneath Karl's buttocks with the clean air slowly taken over by the 
putrid sickening smell of decayed beans, I gasped for breath as the foul
 smell flooded my poor nostrils, quickly covering my nose and running 
towards the window curtains to pull them aside to let in fresh air,
"Gosh Karl! What the fuck was that? Did you swallow a corpse?"
I let 
rip, He apologised profusely, blaming the beans we had taken 2 days 
earlier for the continuous farts he had been breaking, just about that 
moment, Hamz waltzed into the bedroom and quickly perceived the foul 
smell that had overtaken the room making him literally screeching to a 
halt, he told me whilst covering his nose that he had been farting 
non-stop since the same day we had beans and Mom had complained earlier 
also about the strange way her poo had been smelling, while I on the 
other hand had been noticing some yellow tinged breakouts on my face, 
Hamz suggested it could be GMO beans, I laughed, telling him not to be 
an alarmist that it could be as a result of pesticides or preservatives,
 urging everyone to take a lot of water and milk to neutralize the 
effects the beans was having on us all,
 "Go and get a trouser to wear 
bro..."
Hamz said as I stood naked wearing only my briefs,
 "...And cover
 up your tiny dick",
This got me laughing, I responded,
" What tiny 
dick? You know I got a grower dick, not your flaccid looking dick 
whether erect or not, you barely notice the difference"
Karl bursted out
 laughing spurring Hamz to fire a jab at Karl also, saying he also has a
 tiny dick,
"Oh little brother don't start with me"
He said, trying to 
comport himself, he continued,
"Maj and I got grower dicks, QT got a 
shower dick while you....you got..how would we qualify yours now?"
He 
doubled over in fits of giggles again, Hamz countered saying he knows he
 got a cute dick and girls aren't complaining,
"Oh we are sure you won't
 tell us if they are or not"
I swiftly responded. It was the last day of
 the year and as the usual practice every year, every street holds a 
carnival which starts in the evening into the new year, Mom strongly 
disapprove of us joining in those parties saying the origin of carnival 
in brazil was a form of festival to celebrate their pagan gods at the 
time and so was unislamic but Hamz and I are of the opinion that a lot 
has changed since then and the carnival is a way to unwind and have fun 
so I called him aside for us to make plans about sneaking out later at 
night to attend the carnival which promises to be a BOMB.
Already, guys 
in the neighborhood were already setting up colourful lights all around 
the entire area, holograms set up in all corners , cut-out life size 
cardboards of butterflies, adorning everywhere, huge banners welcoming 
everyone to our annual carnival set up at the entrance and exit to the 
estate, massive speakers and elevated wood stage  all mounted with the 
excitement palpable in the air. The morning and afternoon before the 
carnival begins is used for awareness so customized shirts had been 
distributed beforehand to all the youth in the area to be worn when the 
awareness starts, not sooner had Hamz and I finished deliberating when 
loud speakers tuned in with a bass voice of a man clearing it's throat 
announcing that all youth are to turn out in their numbers wearing their
 customized shirts to go around the entire area to raise awareness for 
the carnival, Mom gave us a beat-down look which says "you had better 
sit your asses down", our bodies itch to get out and join in the fun but
 we couldn't, the speaker was beginning to holler at individual houses 
and families to send out their sons and daughters and our house was 
particularly mentioned as we had become rather notorious for not joining
 in carnival activities but Mom couldn't be perturbed, we couldn't go 
out and that was it.
It was such a torture hearing the youths gather and
 latest hip songs played while all the lads and girls gyrated to the 
sounds, screaming in excitement whilst displaying their placards and 
distributing handbills to passers-by before moving in a procession in 
their awareness bid around the estate and environs . Hours later and it 
was late in the night around thirty minutes to midnight,
 colourful light well lit and twinkling adorn everywhere, heavy duty led
 lights beamed at every corner, QT kept looking at Hamz and I with 
suspicion that we might want to sneak out so we feigned annoyance at 
being disallowed to attend the carnival and sulkily stormed off to the 
guest room to sleep which in fact is a ploy to sneak out from the guest 
room which is closer to the main door  downstairs while QT and Karl 
stood at the balcony upstairs, seeing the whole carnival party as it 
unfolds.
The party had already started  in earnest, Hamz and I snuck out
 and taking the backyard garden and the emergency tiny gate which was 
put there in case of a fire, we opened it and went out but the snag is, 
the gate can only be locked from the inside and with a cosmopolitan mix 
of youths gathered everywhere in our estate which ofcourse would include
 criminals looking to use the blasting sound of music and the dark to 
mask their ploy to do their nefarious activities, we couldn't risk 
leaving  the gate open so Hamz looked around, found a black nylon and a 
stick then  hooked the gate from outside, even though I wasn't too 
settled with the arrangement, I grudgingly left with Hamz , blending 
into the crowd of excited youngsters. Minutes had passed when I sighted 
Simi, remember her from SO MUCH CLASS, SO MUCH PANACHE, she seemed 
excited in her cropped top woven in a zigzag around her neck with her 
nicely shaped belly button obvious and a nude coloured latex trousers 
she wore, she looked delightfully alluring and inviting, some two guys 
danced their way towards her and tried to grope her from behind but she 
swiftly turned around to scratch their faces which got the guys upset, I
 quickly moved in and pulled her towards me even though I feared for the
 both of us now, quickly looking around to see if my macho younger 
brother was near me but the punk was busy engaged in a chat with some 
busty lady, I turned around to face the boys and boldly told them the 
lady was with me, they looked me in a funny way like they could snap me 
in two but I didn't budge, I kept my straight face while Simi tipsily 
cuddled into my arms, her derriere, tightly wrapped in latex brushing 
against my crotch, gradually stroking it to life but I tried to hold 
myself from giving my johny the free will to come to life, it would be 
embarrassing and make me look like a perv.
Anyway the guys smiled and 
left us, Simi turned to me and gave me a thank you peck on my cheeks, I 
blushed and asked if she's been drinking a lot as she was really tipsy 
and looking like she would fall if I don't hold her, she admitted a few 
shots of drink but suspected her drink had been laced with spanish fly 
by some guy she had been dancing with earlier and some other strong 
potion, making her tipsy, I sighed and let her collapse into my arms 
while others gyrated to music and every dark corner taken over by boys 
and girls...and even girls and girls  having quickies and one night 
stands, I looked around for Hamz but sighted him quite far away together
 with a neighbor friend of his groping the busty girl from earlier. Simi
 asked me if I wanted to dance but I said no as she obviously wasn't in 
the right state to dance, she smiled and pulled me along, I hesitated 
but couldn't stop myself, as we moved towards the dance floor, I noticed
 we weren't stopping, rather we moved and moved towards a dark spot 
where moans could be heard, when I made to talk, she shushed me, 
grabbing my crotch and squeezed it lightly which gave me an instant hard
 on, I swallowed and moved along with her. She unzipped my fly and 
brought out my erect manhood, gasping at how rock hard it was, she 
smiled and looking up into my eyes, she covered the entire length with 
our mouth which were all warm inside, gagging on my schlong which sent 
sumptuous sensation travelling in speed of light around my body, she 
gradually brought her lips close to the cap of my dick, sucking on it, 
using the tip of her tongue to tickle the opening on top of my dick, I 
moaned out, holding her head and urging her on, she had her thick 
whitish saliva all over my manhood, a lot of it dripping to the ground 
as she looked into my eyes again, grabbing my balls and giving it a 
gentle fondle, I felt my cum rushing forth but held it back when 
suddenly I thought I  heard someone call my name, I swiftly turned back 
and it was Hamz, his mouth opened in utter surprise at seeing Simi and I
 getting "down" like that, Simi smiled in a slutty manner and invited 
him to join us, looking at me for consent, before I could agree, Hamz 
jumped in, grabbing Simi by her weave and planting a deep kiss on her, I
 thought it was such a weird thing for two brothers to make out with one
 girl and at the same time, I felt my dick going flaccid at that but 
Simi turned to me, taking my balls and sucking it, jacking my rod back 
to life, Hamz smiled at me but I shut my eyes to push the weird feeling 
out, Simi grabbed both of our dick and simultaneously giving us the blow
 jobs of our lives, Hamz bent down and spanked her ass, dipping his hand
 into her latex trouser to finger her ass and my mouth opened in horror,
 the stuffs this kid brother of mine knows, Simi moaned, giving me the 
look for me to grab her boobs and I did, expertly smooching her 
mammaries as she continued to moan and choke on our respective manhoods 
till Hamz gave a loud moan and spilled his seeds on Simi's face, 
followed shortly by mine and just at that moment, everyone screamed,
"HAPPY NEW YEAR" ,
KEEP UP!

Hahaha, whoever thought simi was a badt badt gurl...hmmn, the sexual smooch was vivid and raw but waaaay tooo short, lolz
ReplyDelete-Kamsy, abuja
oH Maj, that was some really crazy bomb ass post, being long you posted something hawt, am reading this at work mehn
ReplyDelete-VAUGHAN PH
Two brothers having a blkow job with one girl/ if you didn't write how awkward you felt, i would have dismissed it off as a lie but you allowed the devil take over by shutting your eyes to the obvious wrong you knew..and does simi read your blog?
ReplyDelete-Louise, USA
simi from so much class, so much panache? oh lord, i had such high hopes for her and if she were sane enough to get away from the guy who spiked her drink with spanish fly and other stuff which got her tipsy, why would she loose her self when she got into your arms?
ReplyDelete-Deborah, osun
@debs simi lost her self control with maj cos she's been secretly craving him, you know what they say about your real emotions coming out when you are drunk and hamz tagged along and she thought? ''why not?''
Delete-Ryan williams, la.usa
maj..you are one lucky son of a mo'fucker and hamz didn't dull, i like that guy...super sharp, lolz..hmmmn
ReplyDelete-Kunle, lagos
gmo beans could also be pesticide beans or beans with a lot of preservatives so maj, you sorta cntradicted yourself, i hope you stop buying beans where you normally purchase them
ReplyDelete-Madam cynthia, united kingdom
oooooouwwwuuu maj, this post is rich, my fave episode so far in 2016, i just had to leave a comment, more of this...sex sells, lol
ReplyDelete-Gbenga, jos
simi is a good girl, she's just free spirited and sex didn't happen, just a blow job, a girl should be fierce and have a bit of her bitchy side, so it's cool, no judging
ReplyDelete-The feminist, lagos
lolz...maj? seriously?
ReplyDeletewhy does hamz continue to have the most fun amongst all the brothers? maj, don't be eclipsed by your younger brother to being the kim of the family oo, get your groove on
ReplyDelete-Melinda, abia
lolz...baddest guys, lolz
ReplyDelete-Doherty, umuahia
what ever happened to qt?
ReplyDeletefree for all sex party, lolz, those damned carnivals, lolz
ReplyDelete-REUBEN, LAGOS
happy new year to you too and grower dicks gives the best fucks, lolz
ReplyDelete-Siobhan, belgium
hahahaha 2siobhan, good gurl
Deleteso so raw maj, haba
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