I had stepped out early that saturday
 morning with the sun shining brightly in the sky gradually heating up 
everywhere as temperature steadily soar high, running errands for Mom 
feeling like I might pass out soon from thirst and exhaustion from 
trekking around the estate...  earlier that morning, I had grudgingly 
climbed out of bed after she called me through her phone and I knew 
instantly she was feeling too lazy to either call out my name from her 
room or come in into mine to call me, so I threw my blanket aside, 
climbed out of bed, then went out of my room and towards hers which is 
adjacent to the room I share with Karl.
Still sleeping on her bed, she 
handed me her atm card and asked me to go and make withdrawals from the 
atm machine at the entrance to our estate by a new generation bank 
situated there, I wanted to grumble but cut myself short before I even 
started when Mom said it is so I could get us bread, milk and tea for 
breakfast and I knew I would get to keep the loose change from the 
transaction of buying those aforementioned items...I don't know why but 
since I was a child, I have had an obsession with keeping loose change 
when I buy things. So on getting back, my hands laden with bags of 
goodies for breakfast and my lips parched with thirst from trekking the 
whole distance from home to bank then to the store and back with my 
armpit and chest area of my top damp with sweat which were kicking my 
nostrils as I hadn't showered before stepping out and my feet  dirty 
with dust, I just wanted to get inside and quench my thirst then jump 
inside the shower but on getting inside our compound, I heard voices 
apparently belonging to my brothers arguing back and forth and from the 
tone of their voices which seemed angry, it looked like the boys were 
close to exchanging fistbumps and I wondered what could have happened in
 the short while I'd been away...could it be hunger?
 I got inside and 
Hamz quickly signaled for me, stretching his hand towards my direction 
and gesticulating for me to come close to him obviously to get me to 
side with him in the argument which I was to learn was on their 
differences on different topics, ranging from history to terrorism and 
the likes, I smiled, shaking my head and wondering why this should be 
discussed when they haven't even had breakfast but was in a way glad it 
was an intellectual argument and not some mundane, silly argument on 
women or football so I thought I should give my two cents on the issue 
without necessarily siding with either of my brothers as they all had 
their individual valid points so I started,
" First off brothers, you 
all were correct in your arguments, it's just that to find a common 
ground to cement your arguments is what is amiss...you guys have to 
understand that we couldn't all think and act alike...if we all read the
 same book and asked to discuss a universal theme of the book, we would 
all give differing opinions on the same theme, that's why for example, 
we all read the same religious holy books but differ in its 
interpretations, what does this tells us? That words are ambiguous, it 
depends on which angle you are seeing it from and your interpretations 
of the text would stem from your own experiences in life. islam as a 
religion has different sects within its fold and same as christians and 
if for example, in christendom, a pastor who believes women should cover
 their hair whilst in church versus the pastors who advocate for free 
reign were to prove their stance using quotes from the bible, both would
 give convincing arguments with evidences from the bible to prove their 
point...so what am I trying to say? The spell God casted through his 
words to humans and all inhabitants of earth since the days of babylon 
is still in effect which is for humanity to be as diverse in thoughts, 
creed, race, sexuality, acts, religion, habits, etc as much and vast as 
possible but united by our common humanity and allegiance to God, so you
 all had your points, you just don't see the place yet to agree...we all
 disagree to agree, that's why, one of the signs of end times is the 
strive by money moguls to have a one world government, one world 
currency, the all-seeing eye and all that, God never planned for all of 
humanity to be straight, or for all to be muslims or christians or all 
married and have a happy ever after, no, each human has a story which is
 uniquely his however similar his story is with another",
Silence 
descended on everyone as QT, Hamz and Karl seemed to literally digest my
 opinion before Hamz suggested I espouse on conspiracy theories 
surrounding end times, secret cults, illuminati, terrorism and the 
likes, he said,
"You know, you're right there Maj! I learnt a group of 
money big wigs higher than billionaires are plotting all these 
stuffs...like the rockerfellers, rothschilds and the likes",
I nodded 
while sipping a cup of cold water, wiping the trail of water over the 
top of my lips then responding,
"Haven't you ever wondered why the 
rothschilds, rockerfellers and other world tycoons of incredible fortune
 are never listed in the world's wealthiest in forbes magazine? Because 
the richer you become, the more secretive you get, it's all a conspiracy
 theory anyway but a lot is going on in the world than it meets the eye,
 like over sensationalism of news...news about war and terror which 
didn't happen are projected to have happened with journalist totally 
filming an "acted" scenarios of war and terror happening and broken to 
us as live and direct, the media has been bought, they let us know what 
they want us to know to evoke whatever feeling they want us to 
feel...Karl, you should know a thing or two about this" ,
 I said turning
 to look at Karl who nodded and gave examples of events that were blown 
out of all proportion in the war against iraq and other events that were
 totally quelled and full accounts never reported to suit an agenda that
 the people who control the world wanted us to know.
 " Fear is the tool 
being used to get us in sync coupled with a lot of brainwashing so that 
at the end, things would be so broken down and ghastly in the whole 
world, we would all desire the idea of a one world government"
I said 
before going forward to talking about the assumption as regards 
conspiracy theory journals I read online about how national identity 
cards are a measure at getting everyone in formation, social security 
numbers, vaccinations as a means to embedding unseen micro chips in 
humans,
"...the vaccines do their jobs of protecting against illnesses 
but also lying latent in the blood streams is micro chips waiting to be 
unleashed",
Hamz whose lips had fallen apart looked on in horror as he 
took in all I said along with Karl's contribution then said
"..like 
nikita..where people who refuse to comply with the agendas of percy had 
their heads blown off after being deceived then had a chip implanted at 
the base of their heads...I think that the nikita series was telling us a
 lot more than just to entertain..including V, the series because I also
 heard all the shocking conspiracy stories surrounding the british royal
 family...about them being frogs and stuff",
This got us bursting out 
laughing as Karl and I nodded in affirmation that we also read and heard
 about that too, Hamz continued,
 "I would be surprised if you haven't, 
you are a voracious reader and an anglophile Maj and you Karl have been 
in the army and back...no wonder bill gates is so so passionate about 
vaccination...is this some ploy to get us all in sync? Good lord! God 
knows Mom had us all vaccinated against everything, multiple shots of 
polio vaccination, measles, hepatitis, I can go on, so does that mean 
the chips embedded in us is in another grade of its own? AH! "
He asked,
 quite alarmed which got us all laughing,
 "But how did these 
billionaires get to be where they are now with so much control over most
 of the world's wealth and hold over virtually everything, the media, 
finance, etc",
Hamz asked and I responded,
"Wars Hamz, the world wars 
were financed by these people way back, supplying arms to these side of 
the divide and supplying money to the other side of the divide such that
 countries were owing the rothschilds a lot of money and they owned the 
federal reserves and as it said, "let me control the money and show me 
who runs the country" or something like that was a statement attributed 
to the great great grand fathers of the rothschilds, in other words, as 
long as they controlled the money that finances the economy, it doesn't 
matter who ruled the country",
Karl chipped in saying most of the 
wealthy men who opposed the setting up of the federal reserves were 
tricked to get on the titanic and the ship sunk, the rothschilds 
controlled virtually all banks worldwide or are affiliated in some ways 
to the rothschilds banking empire.
"The drug companies too, how come 
cannabis was banned when it is according to testimonies from people is 
very healthy and cure for cancer while chemotherapy which kills both 
good and bad cells kills  the patient even way earlier before the 
disease, this is because a cabal rule over the healthcare slash drug 
companies, they profit from global pandemics, lifestyle diseases of 
different kinds and nutritional slash herbal medicines downgraded as 
crude and unethical,  it's sad really and what for? For money, a whole 
lotta money, a lot of debilitating drugs which do more harm than good, 
including foods now containing genetically modified organisms are now 
everywhere, causing strange diseases, it's crazy and the companies go to
 great lengths to ensure they bribe medical journals and scientist 
bodies and medical groups to approve their drugs and give it their stamp
 of it being healthy to be used...I mean even if sodas are touted as 
healthy, then that says alot",
QT sighed, raising his head up as he had 
limited knowledge about the subject and had been busy googling up the 
rothschilds and their history and the conspiracies surrounding them on 
his phone while we talked,
" I just read here that they never marry 
outside the family to keep the wealth in the family but didn't paris' 
sister marry one of the rothschilds a few months back or so?"
He asked, I
 nodded, responding
 "Oh yeah, they had this rule laid down by their 
ancestor for all of them to marry within the family by hitching their 
cousins but I guess at some point after many years, you will find 
someone who might not like the cousins opened up for marriage or might 
be a rebel and rather than marry his/her cousin, they marry from an 
equally wealthy family, the hiltons are fucking wealthy in their own 
right, so the money isn't exactly slipping out...you feel me, so the guy
 married nicky hilton",
"I've seen a lot of these clips on the 
illuminati, skulls and bones and all these covert billionaires clubs and
 meetings...do you think dangote would be part of such?"
 QT asked, Hamz 
and I looked at each other in surprise,
"I wouldn't know about him but 
who knows...who knows"
Was my tactical response, I continued,
"Also, it 
has been reported that these billionaires and trillionaires secretly got
 themselves bunkers miles and miles under the earth capable of surviving
 an astronomical level of nuclear destruction or wipe out, infact, I 
also read online that saddam hussein and osama bin laden are still alive
 and are living in bunkers somewhere in iceland!"
Hamz's eyes went 
saucers and together with QT, bursted out laughing, I tried to press 
home my point, feeling quite stung by their response
"If you both were 
avid readers, you would have come across those stuff and yes, I know one
 shouldn't believe everything one reads online but it was quite 
convincing the way it was narrated, point is, rich people are getting 
themselves bunkers, if we are alive to see the day the world goes bust, 
then that would be hell happening on earth",
QT responded,
"Am checking 
some bunkers up for sale on the net and there's one in greece for a 
whooping 2 million dollars, oh my God, come check this out guys, state 
of the art decor, and A-class living with enough oxygen and water, 
electricity to last ten years"
We all gathered around QT and were 
admiring the beautiful home lurked miles below the earth with so much 
world class gadgets and everything to make life cozy you wouldn't even 
feel like you are below the earth, including rooms with artificial sun 
and stars for when you miss seeing the sun, clubs, cinema house, etc, 
Hamz whistled and tapping me, he said,
 "Well Maj, what are you waiting 
for, you are the kim of the family and as such the wealthiest member of 
this family, it would only set you back a paltry 2 millions gees, put in
 a bid will you?"
We all dissolved into gales of giggles as I slapped 
Hamz at the back of his head!
KEEP UP!

Hamz is hilarious and i think this issue shouldn't be talked about, it's quite controversial and we really cant know all the details
ReplyDelete-Selena, jos
why shouldn't it be talked about/ it is people like you who encourage others to cower in fear and lurk in the dark background, i love how the brothers fully engaged in the discussion, though karl was from the text, seemed to not want to say much so he won't be quoted by maj and maj also sort of paraphrased what he said, the soldiers in iraq saw alot, these are the shits happening, may we be saved by the good lord
Delete-Comfort, lagos
@comfort, i suggested it shouldn't be talked about because they don't have the facts, just materials they read online which doesn't hold water, when people don't have a clue how someone is getting ahead in life, they get confused, then angry and out of pain start spinning theries..no offense maj
Delete-Selena, jos
hahaha! hamz, oh lord, asking the kim of the family to get them a bunker, so funny,also, you guys can't possibly live till the time of apocalypse, it's not anytime soon
ReplyDelete-Cally summer, usa
the times of the apocalypse can come at any time @cally stop deluding yourself, the signs of the end times are all visible to all
Delete-Monalisa, usa
At the end of the day, it ended in a light note, may God save us all...and about the vaccines, there are no unseen chips in it, don't get unnecessarily worked up and stop reading garbage online, there is no such stuff
ReplyDelete-Louise, scotland
hilarious piece as always maj, truly, the end times are here and i salute your opinion on us being diverse and all, truly, the world would be boring if we thought alike
ReplyDelete-Dave west indies
well, whether conspiracy theories or not, one thing is sure, there is some atom of truth to the whole story
ReplyDelete-Van murs, england
well, we need to talk more about this stuff
ReplyDelete-Wesley wright, australia
dare to talk maj,lol
ReplyDeleteboring maj, boring, this is unlike u
ReplyDeletefuck u anonymous
Delete-VAUGHAN PH
All hail @vaughan,lol
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