family reunion 2

"Why do we have to attend this silly reunions anyway" Karl lamented as he dropped another set of clothes in his travelling box, "I mean,what do they do there,aside traumatizing Mom,enduring sneers and jealousy amongst sisters-in-law,comparing acquisitions of vanity and mother-in-law barking new sets of rules and screaming down our lungs whoever of her daughters-in-law gets married forfeits her share of the family inheritance,bla bla bla" he whined,putting more clothes in his travel box,Hamz smiled,lying down on the bed with his hands clasped behind his head in a relaxing mood, "you didn't call her ur grandma,simply mother-in-law,haha,face it bro,she's ur grandma n no longer Mom's mother-in-law" QT who was coming in at the moment from the corridor smiled and nodded in confirmation, Karl pushed me to join in the conversation,saying "Maj! What do u think of all these,we should boycott these silly reunions,I hate dad's mom", I paused from "pinging" my friend keme who I jokingly call kemediorkpa,looking abit confused but aware they were talking about the family reunions,after a brief pause and expectant faces of my brothers waiting for my take on the matter,I responded " c'mon brothers,its just a week out of a year,we would survive,let's not forget we have our trust funds to protect and grams hates Mom,she won't hesitate to strip us of our trust funds if we don't show and accuse Mom of stoping us from coming" Hamz laughed and agreed, "I so much need the money bros,with the state of unemployment in this country and broke situation of majority of people,I could use some trust fund that by virtue of being a male child and d ADAGIRI blood flowing through me,I rightly deserve,a week I agree with Maj wouldn't kill me,am use to drama by now" everyone smiled except Karl who was still sad about travelling the hundreds of kilometers to the countryside, "cheer up bro!" QT said patting him on the back, as Karl rubbed his eyes,pretending to be crying and dropping some boxers into his bag as I shrieked,"U HAVEN'T WASHED THIS BOXERS,TAKE THEM OFF!" QT and Hamz laughed saying they really much loved that I bring the feminine touch to the fold with my squeaky clean ways and cooking the food,etc. Mom was in her room,whenever we approach setting out on the trip to our hometown,she feels so sad and forlorn and she can't help it,her monster-in-law is truly a monster
        QT and Karl checked the toyota venza Mom's ex gave her as birthday gift to ensure all is well before we engage on our journey,my friend keme and I kept chatting on bbm,he's quite a funny guy hunged on his good looks which at first is admirable but I kept help but taunt his declining looks,as this went on,I got a text from Aaliyah,my date for valentine,remember fans? Telling me of her disappointment in me and feeling used and dumped even after helping me "smoothen" my ego and saving me from an embarrassing situation in my house and not only that,learning of my sleeping with isioma from a mutual friend of theirs,OMG! The pure water I was drinking and held with my teeth fell off my mouth,she regretted knowing me and wants me to loose her number and henceforth stay away,"goodness God" I thought, as I looked up looking scared at the thought of me staying away,QT asked what was wrong as Karl looked at me and Hamz busy loading the car boot with luggages all took breaks from what they were doing and staring at me,I explained all Aaliyah said and asked for their opinion,Hamz laughed saying "bro, just accept ok,its over,Aaliyah just dumped ur ass....OUCH!" ,"its not funny Hamz,seriously its not funny" I retorted, "but u guys weren't exactly official" Karl asked, "well yea we weren't but we were moving towards that,she trips for me but I don't kno,I feel awkward cos her brother is a close friend of mine and if things fess up and we break up,it might spoil things between her brother and I" I replied, QT came towards me and patting me on the shoulders,he said "if u really care about this girl,don't let ur friendship with her brother be an hindrance,just go for it", I felt a wave of determination sweep through me gingering me up to go get my girl but Karl adviced otherwise,saying I needed to take it slow,QT and Hamz both said no at the same time,Hamz asked me to go for it,that was all the motivation I needed as I started on my way,running towards the gate to get a cab to take me to Aaliyah's house, "WHERE ARE U GOING TO?" Karl shouted after me, "I WOULD SOON BE BACK" I shouted back as I ran out,Mom was descending the stairs,coming towards the car as she asked if we were all set,my brothers looked at each other,stammering,not knowing what to say,"what's the problem?" She asked,looking confused ,"where's Maj?"....KEEP UP

Family Reunion 1

"Take your leg" I said to Karl as I pushed his leg off my thighs as my hand brushed against his early morning hard on as he sleepily chewed at his mouth and slept in some more,I smiled as I compared his manhood with my brothers and I whose own is quite bigger and I just concluded in my head that Karl's own is like a typical white's manhood,pinkish and small,I smiled again and yawned loudly,covering my mouth as I threw the duvet aside and lazily climbed out of bed,went to the window and threw the persian-styled curtains apart,the early morning rays of sun flashing in as I quickly blocked my eyes from the sharp rays of the sun. It was 7:05 am in the morning of a saturday and my family were still sleeping,it is usually like that in our household during weekends as I drew in fresh breaths of the early morning air then walked towards the bathroom to brush my teeth,Karl kept tossing around the bed,deeply asleep,after brushing my teeth,I went downstairs to start preparing breakfast of bread and tea with omelette,but before then,I went to open up the windows to let in fresh air and let out stale air from the previous night,as I spread the curtains and opened up with wide windows,I big,bright,red ribbon caught my eye and I quickly took a second look,it was a huge red bow with ribbons tied to a car,my mouth went agape,wondering how a car with ribbon got into our compound,parked right in front of the house,I went outside and called suleiman,our gateman,he came running towards me and I pointed to the car,which was a toyota venta,"how did this car get here", I said, "oh, bro Maj,good morning oo,ehn! Na oga madam before before oo,he came and said today na mummy's betday and he said na him gift be dat" he said in pidgin english,it suddenly occurred to me it was Mom's birthday and I went "oh", as I bit at my fingers,tottally suprised Alh Mohammed could send Mom a gift,for new fans,Alh Mohammed is Mom's ex hubby after my dad,the car looked lovely and new and flashy but would Mom accept this gift?it looked too grand and it looked like he was trying to get Mom back,I smiled as I checked the car around,walking around it,I saw a big card placed on the bonnet with the inscription "happy birthday sweetheart,here,my token to show my undying love for you,happy birthday..from Alh Mohammed",I bursted out laughing as suleiman also joined in,laughing,Karl had woken up in the room by then and he stared out of the window,asking me what's up and sighting the car,asked where it came from,as he came rushing down the stairs and whistled as he checked up the car,wanting to take the keys from me and I quickly missed his hand to prevent him doing so, "the gift is for Mom,from Alh Mohammed,so we have to chill and let her wake up,its her bday! Remember?" I said, "oh yea I do know its her bday,wow! This man must still be pinning for Mom,this car is dope,I love it! She should accept it" Karl responded, we went in as QT and Hamz also came down as Karl told them the news and they quickly went to check up the car,Mom came down some minutes later after hearing excited noises downstairs and we wished her happy birthday,I brought out the cake we had prepared the previous day and we hugged and kissed her and when she saw the gift her ex-hubby brought,she was shocked,Hamz begged her to accept the gift,she simply nodded her head and called Alh. Mohammed,telling him she can't accept it as it was too grand,Hamz and Karl were making faces,urging her to accept it,Mom sighed and said thanks as we all cheered silently,we couldn't believe we've gotten another fabulous ride to add to our minimal fleet,lol,we took the ride on a spin as we checked up all the lovely inbuilt gadgets in the car,it was a cool ride and it really made our day,as soon as we got home,had our breakfast,ate cake,Mom got a call,it was that time of the year when we go for the annual family reunion of the ADAGIRI family,Mom's heart skipped a beat,whew! We all know what it means,annual meeting of drama,we all shared knowing glances....48 hours and we would be on our way to our hometown....with our new ride,this is bound to cause upheavals....u bet....KEEP UP

Eery 2

...Karl yanked the door open and we rushed out and went straight to Mom's room, we opened the door and went in,QT and Hamz came in after us,sitting on the bed,grabbing her duvet to herself,Mom was shaking on the bed and pointing towards the mirror where she usually applied makeup and all,we all looked towards the side and saw nothing,Mom was stammering,I went to her and embraced her and telling her to calm down,quietly asking her if she had a nightmare,she shook her head saying no,gently saying she saw our late dad standing near the mirror,my brothers smiled and said Mom simply had a nightmare,Mom shook her head vigorously,hitting the bed and screaming, "DO U THINK AM A KID?I CAN'T DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN NIGHTMARE AND REALITY?" "Mom pls calm down" I said calmly,Karl,QT and Hamz apologised as Hamz rolled his eyes,I made an angry face at him,he turned his mouth at the corners and they slowly filed out of the room,I stayed with Mom still. As QT grabbed the door knob and tried to open the door,the door pulled back fast n shut itself,my brothers quickly moved back,Mom n I jolted up from the bed "YOU SEE THAT!! YOU SEE THAT!!!" Mom said pointing at what just happened,we all moved back towards the master's bedroom's toilet as we began praying,wind blowing into the room making whistling sounds, "the bracelet!!" Hamz exclaimed, "throw it away Mom" ,"yea Mom,that's a good idea,pls throw it away" I said, "what bracelet?" Karl asked,we looked all around for the bracelet as we kept praying but couldn't find it,the wind kept howling,it was truly eery,I've never seen my muscle flexing brothers so pale and scared out of their minds before,the hairs on Karl's head seem to literally stand upright,goose pimples all over our bodies,Hamz made for the light switch to switch on the light in the room but the bulbs blew as he did,security lights from the compound reflected in and served as the only way of seeing our way around the room abit, suddenly Karl sighted a dark silhouette on the wall,it looked like a floaty shadow of a man,Mom was shaking uncontrollably by now,the wind got cooler,I was mumbling quranic verses,It all felt so surreal and unbelievable but it was happening,we only see stuffs like this on tv but here we are,sons and mother trapped in their room by fear,wind whistling,dark floaty shadow of a man floating on the wall around the house,what were we to do,my phone was with me and I flicked it on,trying to make a distress call to neighbors, "tan tan tan tan" no call reception, "what?" I thought,this room which normally has full bars of network,wow,something is going on, "make the damn phone call son" Mom whsipered, "no network mom,no network,the floaty man has zapped the network" Mom bursted into tears,wiping her tears with her two hands,she hesitated abit then she spoke out "Ahmed,our sons and I did you no wrong,you know we love you deeply but uve gone to be with the lord,you are scaring us,pls just go away,we've taken solace in God and believed you've gone to a better place,u scaring me ahmed,I love you babe but just go,pls ahmed sweet", like magic,the wind stopped blowing,but it all seem to vanish behind the curtain and a figure of a man can be seen behind the curtain,Karl was already drooling on his pyjamas in paralysing fear,I've never seen him looked so white,my hands were sweaty, Hamz cowered under my arms, "is that u ahmed?" Mom said,almost whispering, a slightly strong wind blew towards us from the window as we all screamed "LAHI LAHA ILLALAU", Hamz had started crying,but I couldn't cry,I was just too numb and shocked to cry,I wish I could cry but the tears seem not to flow, "Maj! Are u not going to cry?" Hamz asked,with my arm around his neck as he shivered under me,I gave him a look lk did-u-just-asked-that?, everything quieten down abit,Mom asked the same question again but we got no response,it was as though I was watching an episode of paranormal activities or one of those films,I rushed into Mom's toilet as my family thought the floaty man was coming for us and ran after me,I took the jar of sea salt Mom uses to sterilise her toilet seat,I opened it,dipped my hand into and took a handful,went out n poured towards the curtain,the windowm made a shaking sound like someone wants to pull the louvres out and everything went still and the lights came on as Karl squealed in terror at the sudden turn on of lights, Mom thanked God and we all joined her to thank God,Karl turned to me and asked us to go back to our room,I looked at him like he just said something so stupid,I jumped on Mom's bed,"am not leaving this room" ,we all climbed on the bed,meditating and saying silent prayers as mom who was crying would occasionally wipe her tears,sniffing and mumbling prayers,Mom called few relatives and she urged us to stay calm, suddenly "ALLAHU AKBAR.." And we all screamed again before realising it was the call to prayer in a nearby mosque,we looked at each other,wanting to laugh but yet couldn't n we climbed the bed again and one by one,we drifted to sleep....KEEP UP

Eery feeling

*the loud pitch tenor voice of an opera singer in the backgroud*

The hall is pitch dark with reflection of light coming from the stage,a man and woman dressed in medieval roman costumes belting high notes and singing their hearts out,men in the audience looking spellbound and women fanning themselves,breathing hard,captivated by the singers on stage,my brother's voice broke my attention

"Oh my God,Maj,are u teary?" Hamz's voice jolted me from my reverie,I was so taken with the opera I was listening to my eyes got tearful,I quickly wiped away my tears with the back of my palms as I responded,"oh Hamz,its opera...opeeeraaaa" I stressed, "yea,I know and am super bored" Hamz retorted, "oh Hamz,opera and classical music are an amazing art and makes u appreciate things better,especially things around u and also nature" I tried to convince my younger bro, "NO WAY! I wanna go home,I don't know why I followed u and Mom here,a normal guy shouldn't shits like this unless they are gay" Hamz snapped,I rolled my eyes as Mom asked us to both quiet down, "that's the stereotype" I countered, "listening to classical music and operas has nothing to do with homosexuality,gays watch footballs too u kno" I replied, "I just want to go home" Hamz said with a long yawn as he sinks back into his cushioned seat. Mom has always been a lover of art and classical music and the opera since her teenage years and of all her children,I was the one who absorbed the love for the arts and especially opera,I find it relaxing and intriguing. A week before,Mom came home from work beaming with smiles,telling me an opera show would be taking place at the dome in the federal capital and we should all come,QT and Karl quickly declined coming as I jumped with excitement at the news,asking which company or organisation put up the show,Hamz who was eating on the dining table,smiled and reluctantly agreed to come with us just to see what it was all about. Back at the theatre,Hamz whipped out his phone and started playing games on this phone and the sounds distracting people around us,I would occasionally make to grab the phone and he would quickly stretch his hand out of my reach,Mom gave us both an icy look that could kill,snapping her fingers at Hamz,demanding for his phone and he grudgingly handed the phone to her, "its about how achilles fell" I whispered to Hamz,he gave me a condescending look then turning back to stage,he whispered back, "I thought they were going to teach amazing sex styled",I almost chocked on my outburst of laughter as I covered my mouth,Mom gave us another icy cool that says "last warning". The show went on for another 45 minutes and it came to an end,Hamz couldn't be happier as he sprang to his feet,dusting himself unnecessarily and looking ready to get out of the venue as Mom greeted friends and other opera goers,as we made to leave,Mom bumped into an indian-burmese man,he wore a white suit and cream head turban with herbert Macaulay-styled mustache,he also came to watch the opera,Mom quickly apologized as the man said its cool,his accent and voice sounding like an extra on spongebob's cartoon,we made to go and he called Mom back,greeted her again and asked if she was a widow,Mom looking surprised said yes and inquired how he knew,he introduced himself as a vet doctor, dr ashish valayaeh from india,a prophet and very much connected to jinns,Mom took a step back,welcomed him to nigeria and bid him farewell,urging us to move along, " Lily of the beauty spring" he called out,Mom looked back in an instant,her face contorted with lines of shock,her mouth agape," that's what he calls you isn't it?" Dr ashish said" ,Mom's eyelashes twinkle rapidly as Hamz and I shared worried glances, "your late husband,that's what he calls you right?" He continued, "How on earth did you know that?not even our kids knows he calls me that", Mom said,her hands grabbing us tightly, dr ashish smiled and shook his head, "looking at you at the opera,I could perceive some force around you and I read "lily of the beauty spring"" he continued," you get troubles from your late husband's family don't u?" ,Mom who was by now convinced he must be what he said he is,stammered and answered, "ye...yea...yes...sir..they do", I pinched Mom slightly urging us to leave the place as we were beginning to be the last people in the hall as the cast and crew of the show were on stage having a meeting and taking down props, dr ashish smiled and asked me why am pinching my Mom,I was shocked and stammered "n...no,I..er...I wasn't doing that", "don't lie son" he countered, facing Mom,he gave her a bracelet to be worn for 7 days and pray to a clean water when she gets home and drink,Mom asked what the bracelet was for and he simply said "protection....I leave u in peace" and he left. "Mom throw that thing away" I said the moment dr ashish left, "yes Mom,that man gave me the jitters,I support Maj,Mom thorw it away" but she didn't,she wiped a tear on her left eye and wrapped the bracelet in a tissue paper she brought out of her purse and put it inside and said she was going to find out about it,Mom is ever the type that contacts marabouts,soothsayers and the likes,I knew she wouldn't throw the stuff away,I said a silent prayer in my heart willing us all into the hands of God and we left for home.
    On getting home,we kicked our shoes off as Hamz jumped on the sofa,lamenting to Karl and QT how much he suffered listening to crap they call opera,Mom didn't say much,only that we make sure we lock up the whole place and ensure the security lights were switched on before we go to bed,I prepared me some green tea and sat watching wrestling with my brothers on cable,as I got dizzy,I went upstairs and got into bed and few minutes later,heard as my brothers were still discussing the wrestling bouts climbing upstairs as QT and Hamz went into their rooms bidding Karl goodnight,Karl came into the room,turned on the light as I cringed as the rays of light hit my eyes,he smiled and apologised, quickly took off his clothes,leaving just his briefs and got into bed, "what's the meaning of this rubbish Karl,wearing just briefs and getting under the duvet with me,I don't like it" he laughed and said "we can't be gay and incestuous at the same time lovely brother of mine,remember who once said that?" I smiled and he turned off the light and we went to sleep.
     It must have been around 2am,I felt a chilly breeze sweep through the curtains into the room,it felt good as I turned under the duvet so the fresh air would hit my behind which has got heated up as I slept on it for hours,Karl's soft snooze had quieten down,his "american" hair all scattered,I thought I heard the door creak or maybe I thought I was dreaming,Karl's essays on the reading desk opposite the desk blown on the ground by the wind,my half open eye lids slid back tight as I slept,suddenly I heard a frightening scream coming from Mom's bedroom as she called God's name,I woke up with a start,Karl woke and switch on the lights,"robbers" he said,he quickly made for the chest of drawers and opened the last chest which is always locked,he pulled out a revolver,all this happened quickly,I covered my mouth in shock! "U have a gun K? I asked, "ofcourse,I was once in the US army" was all he said as he made for the door,I quietly tiptoed behind,calling my brothers with my phone,we opened the door and.... KEEP UP

Lustful encounter

*beyonce's freakum dress playing*
Pull out ur freakum dress..oh oh oh
Put ur freakum dress on..oh oh oh
Put-ur-frea-kum-dress on oh oh oh
Every woman got one oh oh oh
*Sexy girls wearing amazing dresses come out for me to assess their apparels*
So am quite d fashionista,tho I might not wear gucci over prada cos am shy n don't like calling attention to myself,close friends n family know I've got eye for fashion and attention to detail,amongst this friends of mine r my female friends and their own friends who occasionally would call me to assess which dress to toss off,which to keep and also before a big night going for any occasion,they call me to review their dresses. So it was one of those days and Isabel and her friends called me review their dresses as they strut into d sitting room one by one as beyonce's freakum dress plays to sooth d occasion. "Hmn! U look lk a lemon meringue pie in that dress,u should try another dress" I said to lola who is a full figured girl wearing a balenciaga pump-up-d-volume ball gown,she squeezes her face n returns to change, out comes foluke a slim girl with curves,in a red form-fitting monique mulier with sequin detail at neck," I love d bright colour of this dress n how it hugs ur curves in d right places,but to finish d look,go with a drop earring,let d hair fall so u cal easily flick with ur hands and babe,I love ur jimmy choo! Go rock gurl!" Everyone clapped n cheered, thereafter kate, a shapely girl and busty came out in a loose beige gown,form fitting at d waist with a deep plunging neckline,I love d outfit "wow kate,this is amazing,but u need an uplift at d boob area,so buy a plunging wonder bra to give u d uplift u need" it went on and on as d gals salivated at my use of words n hw I commented about their body, Isabel's friend isioma pulled her aside as I replied pings on my phone,whispering she likes me and would love to get down with me,Isabel smiled and introduced me to Isioma again n said she wanted to see her other friends off,so I said cool. Once we were alone,Isioma licked her lips n asked if I was an expert in fashion,I smiled n told her it was only due to watching fashion tv a lot,she commended me n told me hw much she liked my use of words n complimented her body,I winked n told her she deserved it as her body was banging,she covered her mouth in shock n laughed,saying I was so raw,I chewed on my lower lip n told her I couldn't help it,by then,my willy was getting u kno...lol,so I excused myself to go n use d toilet,coming out,she was at d door,she said I look gentle n dat its gentle guys dat she loves,cos they r mostly d ferocious ones,I tried to act like a gentleman n curtly asked her back to her sit, "I kno u trying to b a gentleman,cut d slack n fucking bang me" she said as she grabbed my crotch n pulled me to her n buried my head in her mammary glands as I felt d softness n womanly smell of her boobs,her erect nipples brushed against my face n willy johnny got signals on full alert,seconds later we were under d sheet,as she moans,grabbing my ass n telling me how am so good to her,it made my head swell,isioma tasted lovely,I've never had it with an igbo girl so it was a new experience,she pulled me to her n tilted her fanny up,my sweaty body sticking n pulling off off her body,my balls slapping against her ass cheeks as I rammed in lk a crazed bull,after what seemed lk eternity in paradise,I gave a loud moan n shoot baby cum,I stood up,took a cloth to wipe my sweat but it was her strappy bra,I quickly dropped it,ran to d bath n poured water on my face,she thanked me n asked y I was in such a hurry to clean up n leave askin if she was dirty,I smiled n said no but that I had to quickly get dressed b4 Isabel comes back,she asked me to keep cool n that Isabel won't complain...I didn't bother to hear d rest,I rushed to d sitting room n saw isabel crossed legged on d couch? With shock on my face n my zipper still open,she smiled and asked if I had a nice time? "What kinda gals r this?" I thought....KEEP UP!hh

INTRO....The Male Kardashians

It was in the morning of the year 1996,october 6,around 9:30am,it had just rained and people were hurrying to their places of work as the rain barely subsides,school children shrieked as rain drizzled on them as they ran towards their parents cars in dazzling white socks and well ironed cute school uniforms to be chauffeured to school, Mom was busy at home feeding her young sons,QT was just 6 plus,Maj was 2 plus and Hamz still a toddler,"common baby,take your food" Mom said to a crying Hamz as Maj ran around the house as Mom would occasionally scold Maj and QT to quit playing and tidy up their toys and be quiet as these 2 precocious boys wouldn't listen,rather engaging in a rough and tumble on the sofa,Mom was getting upset and threatened to beat the 2 elder boys as a crying Hamz wailed louder when someone knocked at the door,Mom groaned and gently placed Hamz on the soft sofa,dangling a small toy at his face to distract him as she straightened her shirt,walking towards the door to see who it was, she opened the door and 5 men were at the door looking forlorn and disheveled, 3 were known men,they were dad's friends,they tried to raise a smile,Mom greeted them and wondered why they were there, "ah daddy nimat" she addressed one of the men, " QT's dad travelled,am sure he told u" Mom said, "well he did...mama QT,that's why we are here" nimat's father Mallam abdulqadr said looking at his companions and nodding to get their approval,he continued "we are here to see u" Mom's heart skipped a beat,she quickly remembered her hubby had called the previous day to inform her he will be coming that day, "I...er...I...hope all...is...is well" Mom stammered as she ushered them in, QT and Maj stopped playing at sighting the guests and jumped at them,hugging and welcoming them, Mr francis,one of the men tried to calm Mom down,telling her all is well,that dad was sick and her attention was needed in kogi state, Mom shook her head slightly in disbelieve,her brows squeezed together to show confusion,she took a look at their dirtied clothes,muddy shoes and flecks of dried blood on their clothes and hands, she sensed all wasn't well and was crying and shaking,asking the men to tell her the truth as QT and Maj suddenly stopped playing,wondering why their supermom was crying and shaking,even baby Hamz seems to be surprised with his mouth wide open and drooling all over his bib. As the men tried to reassure Mom that all was well,a middle aged female relative of Mom rushed in wailing "Ewooooo,death how wicked you are,how could u do this to this man ooooo" rolling on the floor, Mom stopped abruptly,looked straight at the crying woman,her hands squeezed together,she felt as though she had just been struck by a thunderbolt,she let out a deafening scream,gasped and passed out...That was 18 years ago
          Welcome Amazeballs to the Adagiri home, a home comprising of a mother, Mrs H.A Adagiri and her three sons Qatari aka QT, Majeed aka Maj and Hamza aka Hamz and a step son, a half nigerian,half american son Karl that dad had a few years before he married Mom without her knowledge...a lot has happened over the months and years,Dad died many many years ago,Mom had struggled to raise her boys in the best way possible,dealing with recurring issues with her late husband's family,impediments to growth brought upon by culture and religion and battling through,a failed marriage to Alhaji mohammed and ohhh those annual family reunions held by dad's family, new fans would have to wait for the first series of the book to be out,Hamz's sexcapades which includes sleeping with Mom's friends,our former step-sister,almost impregnating his former girlfriend,whew,a lot. Relationship woes of the boys,Karl's gay rumours,lol,who can forget the remixed katy perry's son "I kissed a girl" turned by Karl to "I kissed a boy" that he sang in the shower,sparking gay rumours in the house, troubles brought on by Mom's monster-in-law mother-in-law,fights over inheritance by male children of the Adagiri dynasty,who can forget grand mother's dominion over her daughters-in-law,creating fear in them and Mom's rebellion leading to being ostracized from the family and demand for her to drop the family name,the meltdown at the bank and a good coming out of it as Karl and Maj landed passing film roles in a blockbuster movie after the director noticed two brothers who defended each other against hoards of customers at a banking hall,sexcapades of the brothers,who can forget how valentine of 2014 went,lol, whatever happened to Aaliyah? Also,Karl and the girl who almost bit his balls off,can u remember? Karl getting jazzed by Alhaja maryam in our hometown,the drama that erupted at aunt Nina's wedding as Karl hit the bridegroom on the lips to the bewilderment of guests and family as it turned out they knew each other back in the american army,bonding by the brothers,the rigorous morning exercises,how do you explain the shock Mom felt when she found out many years after her hubby died that he had a love child before he married her with an american lady and now came to look his father,the guy being Karl,his renaming ceremony,change of religion to islam and getting to meet his late dad's family,Maj battle with identity disorder and questions over his "pretty" looks, allegations of cheating by Mom accused by dad's family and DNA tests carried out on Hamz to determine whether he's truly dad's son,so so much has happened,ne fans,you are welcomed,I hope you've gotten an idea of what has happened over the years...as the stories continues,seat back and relish hot drama and roller coaster of emotions from the Adagiri family as it drops.....the male version of the kardashians have landed...who says males don't have drama....KEEP UP